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Submitted by El Fucking Guapo (View user info) at 2003-12-18 15:35:12 EST
ok, this is such a weak excuse for a post, but i've always died laughing from these commercials (which is saying a lot, i DESPISE commercials). every single one they've made. god hath shone his light on me through the internet.
http://www.mizzou.edu/~npvytc/Budlight/Budlight.html
so if you have sound, enjoy! if not, check em when you get home.
now, make with the -2's!! and if you're gonna flame, please at least be funny.
ooh, wait, lemme attach a funny picture! then everyone will like me!
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Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-21 14:07:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow, that poem makes me hungry AND horny!
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-21 13:45:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't you love that poem? I found it online.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-21 13:44:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
""Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-21 13:40:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Mainly because he's hot.""
AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
that, and i know that chicks dig pictures of stufffed animals humping other stuffed animals. i mean, who doesn't?
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-21 13:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Pumpkin Pancake,
When I think about you, my stud muffin,
My buttercream dumpling, my turkey with stuffin',
I think of the visions of you in my head,
Enjoying the pancakes I brought you in bed
With you dunking each bite in a syruppy puddle
And me begging you for an after-breakfast cuddle
For you are my swan and I am your duckling
You are the man that keeps my world from sucking
If I had to be stuck to someone with superglue,
I would wish with all my heart that it would be YOU!
With fuzzy love and sloppy kisses and squishy hugs,
Your faithful slave, humble worshipper and devoted cupcake
Kristen
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2003-12-21 13:43:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
'think again, retard'
Ok.
Thinking,
Thinking,
Thinking,
Nope, same answer.
You suck and you miss your good rating.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-21 13:40:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mainly because he's hot.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-21 13:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Even if El_Guapo had the lowest rating in the wrld, I would read him.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-21 13:38:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeehaw! Ride 'em, Kermie!
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-21 12:47:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
""Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2003-12-21 12:22:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
Looks like someone is missing their perfect 2.
Ahaha, ass.""
think again, retard.
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2003-12-21 12:22:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Looks like someone is missing their perfect 2.
Ahaha, ass.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-21 12:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
""Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2003-12-21 12:02:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
You should have just left it alone.
But no.
You had to -2 me.
You should have known that this would happen.
This post had a perfect 2.
Not anymore.""
oh no, i might cry now. oh wait, i won't. this post didn't deserve a perfect 2 anyway, there's much much better writing on here that does.
why don't you find something less pathetic to do with your time, dumbass? are you some disgruntled crybaby that's pissed off that you made a post you thought kicked ass and it got trashed? poor baby. need a shoulder to cry on? huh, pussy? need a hanky? huh, pussy? i can't hear you through all that sobbing, pussy. does the ranking anonymous people on the internet give you really matter that much? how big of a pussy are you anyway? too much of a pussy to say what you want under your username obviously.
things that mean even less than you on Ubersite:
1. rankings. who gives a flying fuck. if it's good, it's good. if it sucks, it sucks. a +/-2 next to it doesn't mean shit.
2. Most heated. another who gives a fuck. have you seen the shit that hits the top of the most heated? rarely does a decent post ever top the most heated. most of the time it's pure crap, probably one of yours at one point. pussy.
3. dipshits that show up and all of a sudden all of Uber should praise their entrance. here at uber, we shoot first and ask questions later. we don't assume you're cool until proven otherwise; we assume you suck until YOU show us you don't.
pussy.
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2003-12-21 12:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should have just left it alone.
But no.
You had to -2 me.
You should have known that this would happen.
This post had a perfect 2.
Not anymore.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-21 11:54:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dude, i just found this link friday, and then you come posting it here. that's funny. i found it on fazed.
i think it's one of the best finds ever.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-21 11:44:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
""Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-21 05:03:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Kermit is SPANKING a bunny/bear thing? That's wrong on so many levels. I remember back in the day when he was just a Miss Piggy-loving fool. Now...now he's...
Hey, my F7 button is stuck. ""
kermit knows how to get it on!
i had that kermit stuffed animal when i was a kid too lol.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-21 05:03:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kermit is SPANKING a bunny/bear thing? That's wrong on so many levels. I remember back in the day when he was just a Miss Piggy-loving fool. Now...now he's...
Hey, my F7 button is stuck.
Submitted by mox9 (user info) at 2003-12-19 12:34:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great link. I was just talking to a friend about these pitches last week, when we were hacking up the course in a round of golf. We made a small tribute to Budweiser dubbing Mr. hack the course up golfer.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-12-18 19:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-12-18 18:41:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And this is why I drink Bud Light.
Submitted by cchero (user info) at 2003-12-18 18:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been looking for the comprehensive list - Thanks - It's a good service
Also check out Microsoft: Great Moments at Work - funny commercials if you're into the corporate thing
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2003-12-18 18:18:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would hump the junior investment banker. The one who's talking about herself, and not much else.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-18 16:14:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ooh, ooh, i found the wingman commercial!
http://meta.popdex.com/video/coors-light-wingman.avi
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-12-18 16:08:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thank you.
i've been listening to these and i forgot to rate.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-12-18 15:57:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are the ruler of the Ram, the guru of the Gigabyte, the monster of the memory.
When we screw up the boot up, you are there.
Without you, computers would Mega-Bite.
The countless hours we spend surfin the internet and accidentally stumble upon porn sites, would instead be spent... working.
So crack open a cold Bud lite Mr. Company Computer Guy.
For it's you who keps our logons logging and our hard drives hard.
Submitted by Slopster53 (user info) at 2003-12-18 15:57:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mr. Hawaiin Shirt Pattern Designer.
Getting Sloppy!
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-18 15:50:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Joe, you can probably chalk it up to the 10mbps connection i have at work, hehe. nothing is too stupid to look for when you can do it faster than anyone else!
Submitted by CobraCommander (user info) at 2003-12-18 15:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love those commmercials. Take the +2 and deal with it.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-12-18 15:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY FUCK!
I was thinking yesterday, man i wish i could hear all those funny Bud commercials. This is fucking strange!
Submitted by Cup_of_Joe (user info) at 2003-12-18 15:45:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Exactly what this person below said. But you do it every time El Guap. You have some funny link and I have no idea where you find them.
Thank you and drive thru
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2003-12-18 15:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 because I think those commercials are great
and another +1 because that picture is fantastic!!
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-18 15:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week ... I told you.
My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought
up.
-- Homer Simpson
Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
+2 because i'm awesome