Sunny, prepare to get your world rocked. (1374 hits)
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Submitted by CobraCommander (View user info) at 2003-12-18 23:09:54 EST
Sunny, I read your masturbation article and I have a proposition for you. Fly out to my island fortress, where you can proceed to disrobe and get your world summarily rocked. Thats right baby, you can be my new Baroness and Lady Jaye wrapped up into one tight naked package.
I've got an island sanctum, an international terrorist organization, legions of followers ready to be massacred at my behest, an air force, a navy, and more money than Davey-Fucking-Crockett.
Forget those GI Joe scrubs, and forget the vibrator. I've got viper.
And as you can probably tell from this post, I've got a not-so-full liquor cabinet. Now get yo' fine ass out here. And while you're up, make me a sandwich.
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Submitted by CobraCommander (user info) at 2003-12-22 21:05:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nah, Serpentor didn't really kick my ass. That fucker Globulus turned me into a damn snake though, which sucked. That and Serpentor really is a raging homo. "THIS, I COMMAND!" God, wotta dork.
Also you sister is full of shit. Nobody can kick Stormshadow OR Snake Eyes' asses. The only people who ever came even remotely close were Zartan and Firefly, and they failed miserably.
Submitted by Cup_of_Joe (user info) at 2003-12-22 17:52:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for clearing that up for me. That has been bothering me for the longest.
Oh yeah, I told my stepsister BOOYAH, BITCH! So she is even more pissed and say that Snowfox can kick Snake Eye's and Storm Shadow's ass and that one japanese guy that wears no shirt and a red headband. But still didn't Serpentor kick your ass in the movie. You even got a little intimate with Roadblock.
Thank you and drive thru
Submitted by Jaineix (user info) at 2003-12-19 18:50:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is great.
Submitted by CobraCommander (user info) at 2003-12-19 18:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I do agree with you, Baroness is probably the hottest chick to ever wear black leather and glasses.
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2003-12-19 18:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Darn Lady Jane Grey confusing my mind...I repent oh gods of G.I. Joe...nice dig on dusty etc.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2003-12-19 16:30:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Is that blood in the water!? Yikies
Submitted by CobraCommander (user info) at 2003-12-19 16:18:53 EST (#)
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Crashing thought the sky,
Comes the fearsome cry:
COBRAAA!
Cobra!
COBRAAA!
Cobra!
Armies of the night,
Evil taking flight,
COBRAAA!
Cobra!
COBRAAA!
Cobra!
Nowhere to run!
Nowhere to hide!
Panic spreading far and wide,
Who Can turn the tide???
(I hate this part)
GI JOE!
A real american hero,
GI JOE is there
Fighting for freedom wherever there's trouble
Over land and sea and air,
GI JOE IS THERE!!!
Barbecue was in the army, so tell your little sister BOOYEAH!
And Serpentor is MY BITCH. I created him, I own his punk ass. Okay, so Dr. Mindbender created him, but thats besides the point, I'm the one who signs the paychecks.
PS: I didn't mispell Lady Jaye's name. It's JAYE, as opposed to JANE, an easy mistake to make. I still have the filecard.
Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-12-19 12:12:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is fucking hilarious. you are my new favorite, cobra commander.
Submitted by Smurfsalot (user info) at 2003-12-19 12:10:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that picture rules
And Snorks where cheap rip-offs of the Smurfs
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-12-19 12:09:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Snorks rock. So does this picture. How is it that I've never even seen this Sunny person? Will 'research' when I get back from lunch.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2003-12-19 11:57:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Manfre - I remember the Snorks. They still play them on that Boomerang channel right after the Smurfs (yes, I absolutely refuse to grow up).
And there were the bad Snork eaters and the cute little fish that were Snork eater eaters...
Phoenix
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2003-12-19 11:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+3 for Baroness reference (my first crush with glasses, the second was Lisa Loeb) but -1 for misspelling Lady Jane. You forgot to mention how cool your planes are, like the one in the terror drome that shut up out of the middle. You could join the mile high club while firing missles.
Submitted by Cup_of_Joe (user info) at 2003-12-19 10:57:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-12-19 01:48:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
We're Cold Slither
You'll be joining us soon,
A band of vipers
playing a tune...
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Holy shit! I remember that tune. That was when the dreadnocks became a band and was manipulating people minds. That was a kickass episode until the JOES started to play...and it was just their theme song.
Cobra-Very very smooth. I had some suspicions about you. Rumor had it that you was Serpentors little bitch. But you prove me wrong. Oh yeah I have a question. Was Barbeque in the marines or the army? I say that army but my stepsister says marines.
Thank you and drive thru
Submitted by slyphter (user info) at 2003-12-19 08:44:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sunny (user info) at 2003-12-19 08:12:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww, Cobra, you're so sweet.
That picture made me snort coke all over my keyboard.
Thanks :-)
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personally i keep a little mirror next to my keyboard for the coke, but to each their own.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-12-19 08:30:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by SiliconJesus (user info) at 2003-12-19 02:51:27 (#)
Ranking: 1
For that rocking rocking picture......and I like GI Joes. Gotta love the eighties cartoons. Thundercats Ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SNARF!
Does anyone remember the Snorks?
I think Im the only one to remember the Snorks.
I even recall JEM a little. But forget what its about. I think a rockstar. But I cant really be certain.
Submitted by Sunny (user info) at 2003-12-19 08:12:50 EST (#)
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Aww, Cobra, you're so sweet.
That picture made me snort coke all over my keyboard.
Thanks :-)
Submitted by SiliconJesus (user info) at 2003-12-19 02:51:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
For that rocking rocking picture......and I like GI Joes. Gotta love the eighties cartoons. Thundercats Ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-12-19 01:48:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We're Cold Slither
You'll be joining us soon,
A band of vipers
playing a tune...
Submitted by Scummybank (user info) at 2003-12-19 01:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
=2 i luv thi spost
Submitted by Scummybank (user info) at 2003-12-19 01:37:31 EST (#)
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this wa v v funny yay ayay ayya
Submitted by CobraCommander (user info) at 2003-12-19 00:02:31 EST (#)
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Get fucked, idiot.
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That's the whole fucking point.
Dipshit
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-19 00:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
is that blood in the water?
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-12-18 23:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You forgot to mention your pasty white skin.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-18 23:31:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahahaha
i thought it was great.
Submitted by Persecuted (user info) at 2003-12-18 23:19:18 EST (#)
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Get fucked, idiot.
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2003-12-18 23:17:14 EST (#)
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Heh...
Submitted by CobraCommander (user info) at 2003-12-18 23:17:02 EST (#)
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Yeah, sorry I had to do that. Sunny's been down, she needed some cheering up is all. Don't expect any more posts like this from me.