Motion Lotion (513 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.33 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by jimmy schmeltzer <mnwhrt_14.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-20 13:54:28 EST
I hate Lotion, I hate Lotion, I like the Motion. What else can i say stocking hats are fuckin crazy man. i once worked at this place called Rural King. Haha i tried to die my hair with kool-aid last night it didnt work i was pretty bummed i had the grape kool-aid all mixed up and dipped my head into and for like 30 minutes i had my head in it. i came out and rinsed my haed and it was still jet black, so i dont believe it is possible to color hair. A wooden rocking horse would be fun to ride right now i would take off all my clothes and go get my cowboy hat and spuuuuurs and ride it for 34 minutes straight. that is alot better that 8 seconds a cowboy can do it. i will be the naked wooden horseback rider. fluffy hair, fluffy hair, what else can i say besides fluffy hair. Mohawk Mohawk Mohawk, Nooo i dont want to get scalped ahhh no not me i can tell you were the money is hidden. You know the cellar under the curtain rose of flowers? That is not where it is at. Ha ha bitch thought i told you huh? Mohawk Mohawk Mohawk. ok ok ok ok ok i will tell you. just dont cut off my wart on my rigth fott under my big toe, it is a real pain in the ass. ok ok here we go go 5 miles to the left then you will see the lighthouse, whatever you do dont look at the lighthouse more than 2 times or else. Then you will see a box of wheat crackers you must take three nibbles from there. two of the most wonderful things in the world gift wrap and shopping carts.
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Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-12-20 18:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Tried to dye your hair with koolaid?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-12-20 15:52:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2003-12-20 15:32:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Motion Lotion was a rub down substance that swimmers used to use for big races. It was great stuff because it had just the right amount of heat to warm up your muscles yet still kept you slippery like an eel. Sadly, this ledgendary bottle of liquid magic has been discontinued, and I hear the name is used for some sex stuff now. How sad. Here's to you, Motion Lotion.
-Bus
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-12-20 14:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Are human beings getting dumber or is it just you?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-12-20 14:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Guide to crash-course-posting:
Type first, think later. Without the thinking.
Submitted by Korik (user info) at 2003-12-20 13:58:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I liked your first version better. It was WAY shorter.
Premature submitulation?!?