Aaron Vs. The World Part II (568 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: -1.28 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <antoniosabatojr.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-20 22:05:22 EST
Aaaron awoke. His eyes adjusted to the darkness and glaced at the clock. He had only been asleep for barely 20 minutes and this was the 5th time he woke up. He noticed his hands were damp. He was hot but felt cold as he looked at his life partner asleep next time him, Bargled. Of course he knew why he couldn't sleep. That evening, Bargled had just confided in him about on going affairs he had been having with his father's barn yard animals. Aaron had forgiven him, but he could shake the disturbing images from his head. Bargled awoke to ask what was wrong to which Aaron replied nothing.
==== 10 hours later ====
Aaron walks into the barn and his eyes are greeted to Bargled slamming into a pig with full force. As Bargled was cumming Aaron tells him that he can keep his sausage in the sausage and that its over.
Bargled cried but found comfort quickly in sucking off a whole herd of sheep.
The End.
* This is a true story, names are actual, events are real.
User Reviews
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2003-12-21 01:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by ASR (user info) at 2003-12-21 00:44:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You fucking wish!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-12-21 00:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
eat me
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-12-20 23:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-09-14 17:57:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you get gang-raped by a bunch of angry swordfish.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-12-20 23:24:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-20 23:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha. I soiled my panties reading this and the replies afterwards.
Submitted by ASR (user info) at 2003-12-20 22:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like Tom has a thing for Bargled. How about you two go fuck each other and burn in hell.
Die in a car bombing? What the hell, its people like you who make terrorists.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-12-20 22:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Die in a car bombing.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-20 22:17:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you have THAT fragile of an ego, you need to leave Über.
Hows this: your dick is smaller than a piece of fly shit, go jump off a ravine. Tell them Bargled told you to do it so I get lots of press and an interview on 20/20.
Submitted by ASR (user info) at 2003-12-20 22:13:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll tell you why, you give comments like this:
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-19 22:57:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
Go fuck yourself #4401
Now I'm leaving this post.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-20 22:08:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What did I do to you people to make you hate me so much?