Don't cancel plans with this dude... (519 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.52 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <antoniosabatojr.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-21 00:52:12 EST
From an e-mail I wrote to my so call friends:
FUCK YOU ALL! I don't need anymore bull shit. Live your fucking priorities to the bone. Making headway is next to impossible when people actually have lives. So you can take your bullshit job, your bullshit classes, your bullshit problems, your bullshit hellos, your bullshit how are yous, and shove them back to people you really do depend on. Fucking realize -- that I realize -- that I'm not worth 2 fucking minutes of your precious time. You don't do me any favours by being a pseudo friend. Maybe we should do something sometime? Yeah maybe you should stop fucking saying that! The world is already built for every fucking one of you, you can't fit anymore into it but you don't mind setting me outside as your fucking lawn ornament! Well as you can I see I mind. I don't do fucking hints, signals, body language, or even mild suggestions. Just say what's on your fucking mind and leave. Like me. My effort begets shit and that's the last of any shit you all will be getting from me.
User Reviews
Submitted by Whiskey_Sour (user info) at 2003-12-23 11:22:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hang in there kido, things will.. uh.. get better soon.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-12-23 11:17:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, you should call me some time. We'll hang out.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-12-23 11:16:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut your yap. Tell me, could you feel any more self-pity? You're a fucking infant.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-12-23 11:00:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
boo hoo hoo
Submitted by ASR (user info) at 2003-12-21 13:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I say keep it real all the time too!!!!
Submitted by MadJesterVince (user info) at 2003-12-21 09:54:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How are you man? That was great. You are cool, maybe we should hang out sometime in the vague future.
Keep it real.
Submitted by Zoidberg at 2003-12-21 03:02:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope thats a suicide note
Submitted by ASR (user info) at 2003-12-21 02:31:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm 23.
Submitted by ASR (user info) at 2003-12-21 02:31:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, that would require me to go an repeat the same fucking speech a few dozen times. An e-mail is more efficient has nothing to do with guts. So fuck off.
Submitted by coconutGRL (user info) at 2003-12-21 02:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude. . . .man. . . .how old are you??
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2003-12-21 02:00:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I think that is the first time I never made it through a short paragraph before jabbing a pen up my left nostril. And for some reason, this merits a -1. Don't ask me why
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-12-21 01:36:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bitch, moan, whine. I thought I was fucking needy... Christ. What are you, fourteen?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2003-12-21 01:34:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe you would have friends that care if you weren't such a tool.
Submitted by Pseudovillain (user info) at 2003-12-21 01:32:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've seen this same crap from an earlier post which sucked equally.
Fartknocker; that is probably one of the best typos I've seen in a long time. Say it to their feces ;)
Submitted by Fartknocker (user info) at 2003-12-21 01:30:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It would have felt better if you had the nerve to say it to their feces. If you really want to burn the bridge you have to do it in person.
Did i just quote someone?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-12-21 01:26:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It would have felt better if you had the nerve to say it to their faces. If you really want to burn the bridge you have to do it in person.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2003-12-21 01:16:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
meh
Submitted by ASR (user info) at 2003-12-21 01:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Did I say it was your fault? It's their fault. Yet, after writing those cleansing words to them, it feels like it doesn't matter anymore who's fault it is. Just as long as you get a kick out of it. But, as usual, tough crowd.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2003-12-21 01:10:42 EST (#)
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It's not our fault your friends hate you.
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2003-12-21 01:09:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-12-21 01:04:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
go rambo style on their ass.
such is life.
Submitted by ASR (user info) at 2003-12-21 01:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Got tired of people using me. I'm sick of people who are friendly at their convenience. Anyway, its the new me, no more mister nice guy. :)
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-12-21 00:56:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, that's harsh. What happened?