My weekend (and some hate mail) (863 hits)
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Submitted by Bargled (View user info) at 2003-12-22 00:26:18 EST
So here I am, at the computer, contemplating my day and weekend. Overall, it was fairly good. I won't lie to you. I spend a lot of time on the internet, It's amazing I still weigh in at a slim 140 (when I need to, I wrestle). "So, what happened this weekend, Aaron?" you may be asking. Let me lay it all out for you.
I wrestled. Yeah, I roll around with other sweaty men on a mat. And I'm pretty good at it. The worst part about it is cutting weight, roughly ten pounds of it. I made weight by .1, and felt like shit. I didn't have the best of days, but nonetheless, I placed after both whooping ass and getting my ass whooped upon.
A busted lower lip, pulled hamstring, and two bruised and swollen kneecaps later I'm on the awards stand getting a medal.
So, after a hard day of groping other males, I come home to relax and browse the web. I don't expect to see a couple of hate posts for me. Heh, someone "hates" me. I don't intentionally try to piss people off, it just happens. I naturally ruin peoples shit, I can't help it. Tough luck if you don't like it, asswad. I tell you what's on my mind without sugar coating it and rate accordingly. After I gave my speech in English, my teacher, Mr. Rolph, cried because of what I said. No shit. It's a good thing he's retiring this year, he must be getting too soft for the job.
After ruining several people's shit, more hate posts are greeted with -2's aplenty by me and several of the good folks at Uber. If you are going to make a hate post, put some effort into it. We want to feel the hate, we like seeing raw emotions spilled (vomited?) out onto the front page. During this time, I'm on WinMX downloading the White Stripes newest album entitled "Elephant". It's not all good, but it does have its moments of glory (Ball and Biscuit and a re-make of the classic "I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself"). My sister also requests a Dido song, but promptly get's distracted with her 6 month old baby. I don't download it. Dido has a pretty voice and all, but her music is like shoving a steak knife in your eardrums.
Afterwards, I'm talking to Tom on messenger, thinking of a title for my new post. I take a spin off one of Tom's suggestions and post it, to mostly positive reviews, except for Mr. 'I got my shit ruined so I'll hold a grudge against you.' Tom and I are chatting up a storm at this point, hitting various topics like...uhm...goldfish....Venice Beaches hotel rates....and thinking of games. Tom says goodnight, I say goodnight, and go to bed.
Sunday, ten o'clock. I wake up and stumble out of bed. The shower is in use right now, so I hop online to check out my favorite site, Maddox. Just kidding. I know it wasn't funny, just bear with me. I hop onto uber and peruse the front page. I'm not mentioning names, as that would just give them the attention they so desperatly seek, but this person has ruined the rankings on several good posts, mine being one of them.
Whoa. Just going off on a tangent and ranking people -2 for no good reason is disrespectful and shows no sign of class, intelligence, or dignity. And doing it just because you have been ignored isn't the best of reasons, too. Show some class and don't be a dick people. It's just a good moral principal to go on. Some people just weren't made for Ubersite.
So that was my weekend. How was yours?
And here's a nice picture that was emailed to me yesterday. I added to the bottom part, obviously.
User Reviews
Submitted by PringIes4eva (user info) at 2004-09-12 19:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
However, if you are too lazy to click on the link, then you can make do with this short biography.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-08 22:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-08-08 21:52:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
my name is fatish and i like t3h p33n3r in my p00ph0le.
Submitted by Robot9698 (user info) at 2004-07-08 19:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2003-12-24 16:47:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Get a girl it will make the weekend better.
Submitted by ASR (user info) at 2003-12-22 22:12:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Gave you your own post asswipe in case you miss it:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/21285
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2003-12-22 20:43:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please shut up, we all know you're the same person. Your stupidity is impossible to disguise.
Submitted by Y3D (user info) at 2003-12-22 19:20:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd rather pin a cum stain on my shirt then a fucking medal of one guy ass fucking another u douche bag.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-22 14:29:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
loki, I don't spit, there's no need to. I just run and it gets rid of the "extra" water weight that builds up in your body.
It is complicated, because everyone is cutting weight. Example: my natural weight is 147. I wrestle 140, and my coach thinks I could make 135 (although I dont). If I didn't cut weight, and wrestled at 152 (145.1-152.0) I would be wrestling people with a natural body weight of ~160. There are some beefy guys there.
Another aspect is the wrestling styles, in the lower weights, it's more quick and agile with less muscle mass, and in the upper weights it's more muscular and lethargic, you just overpower someone and take them down. I'm not very muscular, so the only thing I have going for me is my technique and speed.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-12-22 11:50:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This whole spitting into a cup to make weight thing can't be healthy. Can't you just wrestle a higher weight class or is it more complicated than that?
Submitted by ASR (user info) at 2003-12-22 11:20:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Okay so what I got was that A. You and Tom are gay lovers (I was right!) and B. You're a fucking hypocrite! Who makes you the glorious judge of what's good or not? If YOU don't like it then "its honest criticism" and its okay to give a -2 and also for you to IM your gay friends and tell them to give specific posts -2s too, at least other people don't go that far. That's just weak and pathetic! Yet if someone gives your post -2, oh no, that can't be right, he's just doing it for the sake of doing it. How about, fuck you!
It doesn't make sense when 5 different people all end up writing you hate mails, yet you're the one who is right?? Pardon me, but have you ever heard of the term majority rules??! When you get off your fucking high horse then maybe people won't keep trying to push you off.
Follow your own fucking advice -- "Whoa. Just going off on a tangent and ranking people -2 for no good reason is disrespectful and shows no sign of class, intelligence, or dignity. And doing it just because you have been ignored isn't the best of reasons, too. Show some class and don't be a dick people. It's just a good moral principal to go on."
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-12-22 03:21:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For the medal, the photo and the hate mail you deserve nothing less than a +2.
Submitted by Pseudovillain (user info) at 2003-12-22 01:38:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well written.
I looked at the pictures before I read the post and I was under the impression you got some sort of a 'fuck you' medal.
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2003-12-22 01:36:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Masterbate, that always generates heat and it takes your mind away from the stupid lynx.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-12-22 01:31:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
its soooo fuckin cold here.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-12-22 01:15:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my weekend sucked. i had to stay outside for 4hours straight both sat. and sun. to observe lynxs.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2003-12-22 01:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dude I used to wrestle, and I think the peope who make the Medals used to get beaten up by wrestlers in high school, or is just flaming. They always use that same damn postion on Medals, show them on their feet locked up, or halfway through a headlock, anything, just stop with the buttfucking medals. Looking at all my old medals from high school it looked like I lettered in Track, Weightlifting, and fucking men in the ass.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2003-12-22 00:59:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Time to fertilize the lawn. A couple of 500-pound bags should do it!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. Patty and Selma
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-12-22 00:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Talking up a storm"
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2003-12-22 00:38:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahaha i laughed at the "no friend, fuck you"
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-22 00:35:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I think Yes would enjoy that picture, with the shitty camera I have it looks like someone is getting it up the pooper.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-12-22 00:29:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I enjoy a nicely earned medal.