"I can drink you under the table......", self mutilation, and a dancing Bush to boot (1740 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.23 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by El Fucking Guapo (View user info) at 2003-12-22 11:19:05 EST
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=583&e=2&u=/nm/20031219/od_nm/drunk_dc
this is for everyone out there that thinks they are the king of drinkers, i present your new idol. i think he's MY new idol, holy shit. can you imagine the hangover from that bender?
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/nm/20031222/od_uk_nm/oukoe_odd_kenya_testicle&e=1
i gotta ask again, disturbing new trend or just another crazy fucker?
(RE: http://www.ubersite.com/m/14683 )
and to even out this waste of front page space, i bring you.......entertainment of the highest degree!
http://www.miniclip.com/dancingbush.htm
i'm getting pretty good at this damn thing, i've got Dubya moving like a Juliard graduate. i may be getting addicted.
ahem. anywho.....
what? stop staring at me!
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Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-29 08:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-12-29 08:10:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
That guy in the middle is what Phinch will look like in 15 years"
ahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
dude, you just made my morning hahahahahahaha!
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-12-29 08:10:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That guy in the middle is what Phinch will look like in 15 years
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-29 08:06:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw, now I feel sort of bad. I'm chasing away all of your suitorettes, El_Guapo.
You can love him too, Sunny.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-29 08:04:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, did that come across as slightly bitchy and possessive?
Good. MINE, ALL MINE!
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-29 07:57:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sunny (user info) at 2003-12-22 13:36:46 (#)
Ranking: 1
I smiled.
Love the handle, by the by.
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Keep loving the handle...
I love the man BEHIND the handle.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-28 17:20:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by almsd (user info) at 2003-12-28 17:03:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment"
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=4502
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Submitted by almsd (user info) at 2003-12-28 17:03:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-12-22 13:56:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How is this person still alive? Maybe his brain is pickled.
What is the deal with the 440X kids?
Submitted by Sunny (user info) at 2003-12-22 13:36:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I smiled.
Love the handle, by the by.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-12-22 13:30:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Haha, all of the 4400+ users are trying to make fun of you, Mr. Guapo. Doing a good job too:
"fuck off and live short."
Easy there big spender, don't use that finely tuned intellect in a place like this, you might hurt...yourself.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-22 13:22:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
""Submitted by GreaterThanBest (user info) at 2003-12-22 13:18:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
your worse fucking nightmare ass licking jizz slurping pussy hating pupe eating terd loving blue balling sperm snorting hippie loving asshole poking dildo sucking worthless piece of shit.
your lucky i have to get back to work are there would be more
fuck off and live short""
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Submitted by I Pee'd <wakup4.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-20 17:23:02
see, i have no need to insult you, you're doing a kickass job of it already
Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2003-12-22 13:21:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
El Guapo, you are really lucky that last guy had to get back to work, he was really letting you have it!
I guess literacy is his El Guapo.
Submitted by GreaterThanBest (user info) at 2003-12-22 13:18:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
your worse fucking nightmare ass licking jizz slurping pussy hating pupe eating terd loving blue balling sperm snorting hippie loving asshole poking dildo sucking worthless piece of shit.
your lucky i have to get back to work are there would be more
fuck off and live short
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-22 12:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
who the fuck are you idiots?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-12-22 12:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not only would you be thrown out the bar for drinking me under the table, I am not overly keen on blowjobs - especially not from men. But...do you have a sister?
Submitted by ASR (user info) at 2003-12-22 12:25:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by GreaterThanBest (user info) at 2003-12-22 12:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you suck, seriously, it would be easier on the rest of us if you would just die
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-22 11:25:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Boy, I don't know. You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.
-- Homer Simpson
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