when my dog ruined my day (618 hits)
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Submitted by sir matthew holloway <the_holloway.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-22 17:27:47 EST
im just babbling to kill time now so enjoy.
THE DAY MY DOG RUINED MY DAY
one morning, i was laying in bed, and at 6 in the morning my mom comes and wakes me up.
"your dog is really sick" she says
"leave my dog alone and he will be fine" i reply
"ive already made reservations and the vet in seneca (3 freaking towns away) has went in early to attend to your dog"
"..."
oh happy day, i know my dog would have been fine if i would have just left him alone, but my overreacting mom was just positive he was going to die. so i stagger out of bed and begin getting ready. i cant believe this shit. like one of my two days off and i have to get up so damn early and take my dog which is fine to the vet. so i go to leave and as i close the door my mom yells to be "BE CAREFUL" as if i was intentionally going to run my car off into the ditch and put it on its side.
so im driving along doing fine and i come up on this sunday driver piece of shit. theyre in some maroon tempo like car and i know my car would own it. so i start to pass, and a truck is coming so i slow back down. suddenly my dog jumps into the floorboard and decides to lay down right on my brake pedal. out of sympathy, i decide not to stomp him since "he is sick" so im like
"pepper! get out of there"
at this point i have to slow down or else i will smash the junky car in front of me. so then he proceeds to jump on my lap.
"GO*$%# IT DOG!!"
suddenly i have to swerve to avoid the sunday driver in front of me. into the ditch i go. oh happy freakin day. my car goes up on its side.
"DAMN YOU SICK DOG!" was the first thing i said.
"DAMN YOU SUNDAY DRIVER!" i complain more
so im just sitting there, wondering what to do. my dog begins jumping up and down and wagging his tail, a surefire sign that he is sick. so i search for my cell phone. i locate it and begin scrolling through my list. as i am doing so, i hear a car pass by. vrooom. right on by they go.
"ASSHOLE!"
but that was just the beginning. in the end, i counted 7 cars total that passed me while i was on my side, NOT including the car that caused the whole thing, who, out of decency, youd think after they see a car flip over on its side, would stop and help. oh but they did not. dirty bastards they are. so i then go back to looking for people to call. mom and dad? in a minute. girlfriend? nah. so i decided to play a game of snake. i was beginning to whip down on some hardcore ass, when i hear...
"anyone in there?"
"unfortunately i am"
"are you hurt?"
"unfortunately i am not"
a former classmate of mine helped me out, helped me put my car back on its wheels, got a good chuckle, and drove off. to make a short ending, the wrecker came, i went home, and my car still has 6 dents in its side and a small crack in the winshield. my dog was fine.
adios,
the_holloway
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Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2003-12-23 18:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
because...
I don't know why.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2003-12-23 18:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by the_holloway (user info) at 2003-12-23 11:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
positive friend.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-12-23 04:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dogs are awesome. They never do shit like that. Are you sure it wasnt your cat that was sick?
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2003-12-22 17:56:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for sympathy points (really sorry to hear about that happening)
+1 because the story is funny as hell
great post!
Submitted by dacygrl (user info) at 2003-12-22 17:54:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Glad the dog is OK, oh and you too.
Submitted by kennon <kennon.at.excite.com> at 2003-12-22 17:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty good stuff, but your last one was better.