Follow your own advice! (602 hits)
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Submitted by <antoniosabatojr.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-22 21:49:28 EST
Hey Bargled, you can't seem to understand my point. Plus you keep giving out advice yet you refuse to follow it yourself shitface!
"You're just an attention seeking whore that has no life and finds annoying people funny. I rated your posts honestly, I don't give a shit what you or anyone else thinks about it. I didn't go off on a tangent and rate your post a -2 because I had a grudge against you. I rated it -2 because it sucked. Plain and simple. If you want a better rating, post something intelligent. And I'm not trying to be a dick to you, but you're making it difficult for me to like you. Very difficult.
So stop being a dick."
This was your little comment to my post? Post something intelligent? Let's look at the last post you made shall we?
"I wrestled. Yeah, I roll around with other sweaty men on a mat. And I'm pretty good at it. ... "
How is that intelligent, its you talking about how you're gay. What the fuck??! I was just responding to your question about why you're receiving all these hate posts. You rated it -2 because it sucked, fine. Well everyone has been writing hate posts about you because you suck! See I'm just applying the same formula you do. Stop giving yourself special priveledges. Let's see what else we have here...
"If you are going to make a hate post, put some effort into it. We want to feel the hate, we like seeing raw emotions spilled (vomited?) out onto the front page."
What the fuck again! What do you think I did in my last post when I was calling you a hypocrite, it had a valid argument and it was way more intelligent than you writing:
"Afterwards, I'm talking to Tom on messenger, thinking of a title for my new post. I take a spin off one of Tom's suggestions and post it, to mostly positive reviews, except for Mr. 'I got my shit ruined so I'll hold a grudge against you.' Tom and I are chatting up a storm at this point, hitting various topics like...uhm...goldfish....Venice Beaches hotel rates....and thinking of games. Tom says goodnight, I say goodnight, and go to bed."
How the fuck is that intelligent? How the fuck is you talking to your boyfriend, Tom, so clever? Goldfish, Venice Beach Hotel rates!????? Listen you and I have a completely different opinion on what's intelligent. I make a satirical (because you're probabaly too stupid to understand what starircal means, it can be loosely translated as social commentary with an emphasis on sarcasm) piece on psuedo friends, which we all have by the way - SO THAT'S RELATABLE. Yet, because you and your loser Uberfriends are too stupid to comprehend various forms of literature decided to denegrate me and tell me to become intelligent? You fucking want comformity? You want me to write about what I ate and Venice Beaches? I think that proves your intelligence right there.
Obviously you have double standards, if its not you or your friends, then its not "intelligent". Fuck, don't ask for a decent rebuttle and then cry about it when you get it. Don't tell people to write something intelligent while you are writing about shit no one cares about. The best parallel that I can think of to explain what you are in this situation is the Simpsons, it always comes back to that. You're like a 10 yo kid that watches the Simpsons, you only see the obvious comic relief but you're not able to fully appreciate the allusions (look it up if you don't know what it means, and I didn't mispell it, its not illusion i'm talking about) that are embedded into it which does set it apart from the rest of TV.
You're the dick. So take your own advice before you dish it out! Try contacting a capable adult to read my material and explain to you, what type of literature it is, what it's expressing, what point the author is making (so far your posts have had no point whatsoever, unless you count going to bed a point), the style of the literature, the mood, the theme, etc. Don't fucking tell me what intelligent literature when you haven't written any yourself. Thanks.
Signed, "Attention Whore"
User Reviews
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-12-22 23:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Send me a pic and profile lol!!!!!!!
wtf?
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-12-22 23:02:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you can have me if you want tommy boy.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-12-22 22:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just don't understand why people don't put me in relationships with you, Loki. I don't get it! I'm always stuck with someone like MickGinny.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-12-22 22:51:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tom baby, you've got to learn how to ignore this crap.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-12-22 22:48:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a fuckwad who doesn't know shit about what he is talking about, you cannot be able to tell me or to discern for me what i think is good or bad. Thats what makes you an asshole because you think you know people when you know fuck all about anyone.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2003-12-22 22:43:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, did you remember to grab the new 64Oz bottle of AstroGlide this afternoon? My Love Muscle is getting chafed from just using baby oil when pumping your tight anus.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-22 22:40:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No no no, it was a conclusion. And according to your own idea right there, Tom wins in an earlier review.
Consider your shit...ruined. (It already was but who's keeping track?)
Submitted by ASR (user info) at 2003-12-22 22:39:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah the great Bargled, agrees with me then. Anytime someone argues back with so fuck off, basically means the other party is right. Thanks man. I hope you and your small minded friends learn to appreciate more than just what you IM to Tom. Don't worry, I'm outta here. I know this place is probably all you have so since I feel sorry for you all. I won't come back :) Later panzies.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2003-12-22 22:37:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Look, face it, you're still an idiot. I don't even know you, or your problem with whoever, but you're coming across as an utter failure at life.
First of all, a person's rating DOES count more than once (for now). Hence the problem we had with Negative2Man.
Second of all, voting for yourself DOESN'T count, so stop giving yourself +2s. You look like an asshole.
Thirdly, nobody cares. I got a lot of shit myself when I started out, and I tried to fight back, and I got even more shit. Just let it go, and write better posts. We don't care that your feelings are hurt, we don't care that your ratings suck anal cavity, and we don't care about your stupid obsession with attention.
Just write better posts. That's what we want to see.
Your king has spoken.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2003-12-22 22:36:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ASR, sweety, come to bed, my thobbing member needs some of your gentle loving. Can we do it in the leather chaps again, like last night, I liked that. ;)
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-12-22 22:36:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Follow your own advice! (Rating: -1 on 9 reviews, last by ASR 1 minute ago)
Submitted by <antoniosabatojr.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-22 21:49:28
Hypocrite Caught! (Rating: -1.93 on 16 reviews, last by Pringles4eva 1 hour ago)
Submitted by <antoniosabatojr.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-22 11:23:47
Don't cancel plans with this dude... (Rating: -0.38 on 19 reviews, last by ASR 1 day ago)
Submitted by <antoniosabatojr.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-21 00:52:12
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Submitted by <antoniosabatojr.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-20 22:05:22
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Submitted by <antoniosabatojr.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-20 18:30:51
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Submitted by <antoniosabatojr.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-20 18:29:20
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Submitted by <antoniosabatojr.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-20 17:47:42
What you've always wanted to say to your "friends". (Rating: -0.46 on 21 reviews, last by tuesdaydelay 2 days ago)
Submitted by <antoniosabatojr.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-19 21:40:49
We tend to take hints here, too.
Submitted by the_holloway (user info) at 2003-12-22 22:35:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
heres what you can all do. shut the hell up and act your age. dumb motherfuckers.
Submitted by ASR (user info) at 2003-12-22 22:35:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
People who use typos as ammunition for a comeback are just sad. :(
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-12-22 22:34:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"you're probabaly too stupid to understand what starircal means"
I confess, even I don't know what "starircal" means.
Submitted by ASR (user info) at 2003-12-22 22:34:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck is wrong with all you people??! Its like you guys aren't separte people, you're all one family. Like someone has speaking out against your own. I thought this was an open site, with open minds. I guess not, its people who get their high's by belittling people. I apologize, I didn't realize this was a nerd only thing. Later goat fuckers. :)
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-22 22:33:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So fuck off.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-22 22:32:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You and all your pals can write all you want about how much you hate me. You can -2 my posts to death, because ratings don't mean shit to me. And guess what...
...I'll still be here.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-12-22 22:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up, all of you. Now go to your rooms. No dinner for you tonight. And you'd better do that homework.
Touchholes.
Submitted by ASR (user info) at 2003-12-22 22:30:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you Tom! Plus you're an idiot because your vote only counts once. So no I'm not happy. Hey don't get mad at me, its Bargled that lets on that your his sex toy. Now fuck off.
Submitted by Pseudovillain (user info) at 2003-12-22 22:29:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Now wait... what?
I've been here for like, less than a week and I'm already on somebody's shitlist?
Honestly- I enjoyed Bargles' 'wrestling post', +2'd it or so, and now I'm his boyfriend? I don't even know him. I suggest that you pull your head out of your ass =/
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-12-22 22:27:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG LIEK R U HAPPIE NOW//??
You got the plus two you OH SO desired, you stupid pansy. Be satisfied, and don't lose any more sleep.
If I knew all this was so important to you, I'll give -2s, regardless of what I think of the post. So long as it makes ASR, USSR, UCLA, FDA, or whatever your name is, happy. Happy happy happy happy. Now for God's sake, drop it. I'm sick of hearing people like you whine. "Why did you give that guy a plus two?" Whether I gave someone a plus two or not doesn't state my sexuality.
And besides, the people you listed, with the exception of Bargled, I don't even correspond with. If you want the list of people to belittle, I'll be more than happy to give it to you, but don't whine at me when you turn out even less popular on a website that must be so important to you. If you find yourself walking away from the computer still dwelling on what happened here, you need to find a hobby.
I hear Jeff Corwin is adopting a new person to hunt animals on his show with!
Submitted by ASR (user info) at 2003-12-22 22:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well fucking next time before you tell someone they wrote shit, read it all first! LOL. I guess that's what you want people to do for your posts, sure I'll keep an eye out for them. I actually wrote back to your last entry, check it out :)
Submitted by ASR (user info) at 2003-12-22 22:19:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Because you're part of his gay friends, the same people comment solely on each other's posts and never give less than a 2 no matter what crap it is. It's quite pathetic actually. You can check out every post of Bargled, Tom, Indoninja, Pringles4eva, Pseudovillain, PeopleAreStrange, and Loki. They all have each other's name on it!! People have caught on and have started flaming the flamer Bargled. Did you see what you gave 2s and 1s to? To a picture of a +2, some shit paint writing about Sublime. We're not all retarded on here like you guys, and we've caught on, and we've started a revolution. So fuck off.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-12-22 22:18:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i didn't read it, i stopped after the third line. Hell, i didn't even read your reply, i stopped when i saw "fuck you sublime, or fuck off sublime, or sublime your penis is so much bigger than mine" you know, that part there. fucktard.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2003-12-22 22:15:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
get off his nuts and go play outside... in traffic... HEAVY traffic.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-12-22 22:13:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I am still curious to why my name is being mentioned like this.
Submitted by ASR (user info) at 2003-12-22 22:08:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go Fuck yourself Sublime! If you know its from me, and you're fucking tired of it, why the fuck are you reading it??!! I'm posting it because I want the whole world to know what kind of loser he is and what kind of losers his friends are, like you! I checked his posts, and they're always the same guys congratulating each other, this includes you, makes me laugh 'cuz its pathetic! Now, all of sudden you're the judge of what is proper and what is not?? I don't fucking think so, you don't own this site. I don't tell you what to post so don't tell me what to post. The one who started this is your pal Bargled. His title was about hate posts, I didn't see you tell him to give it up. He proceeds to say he doesn't care what people think, yet he's asking why are you doing this to poor me??! Why?! LOL. So I made a post explaining why everyone hates him. Deal with it just like you deal with his shit. I guess you want to be added to his boyfriend list. So be it. I'll let you get back to your goat licking now.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-12-22 21:56:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shut the fuck up already, e-mail the guy or post a reply, I don't need a whole goddamn post about why you think you are right about something fucking unimportant as "he doesn't like me, wah wah wah", save the drama for your mamma, fuck you.