Nominations for "2003's sluttiest Whore-bag" (1120 hits)
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Submitted by <Conditions_apply <Conditions.at.apply.com>> (View user info) at 2003-12-23 13:53:50 EST
And now presenting 2003's most prestigious award for promiscuity, The "Sluttiest Whore-Bag Award".
And the nominees are:
1. Paris Hilton, for her role in the Paris Hilton sex tapes.
http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/10809.htm
2. Maddona, for her passionate kiss with Britney Spears on stage at the MTV awards.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20031126/music_nm/music_sales_dc_6
3. Britney Spears, for the same reason.
4. Michael Jackson, for his alleged relationships with minors.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,106327,00.html
And,
5. Kobe Bryant, for his alleged unconcentual anal intrusion of a woman.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,106163,00.html
And the Winner of this year's "sluttiest Whore-bag" award goes to...
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-12-23 23:49:37 EST (#)
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R Kelly
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-12-23 21:10:38 EST (#)
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No, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but I reckon it should go to Kimberley because she told everyone I showed my tits to some kid round the back of safeways, but it wasn't me, it was her right, and it wasnt her tits, it was her flange and everyfink. Anyway, dont take sweets off her cos shes dirty or sommit or nuffink.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-12-23 20:23:05 EST (#)
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stupid idiot.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-12-23 18:46:00 EST (#)
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Why not pretend that I am...Tom Felton or something.
Oh dear God, lets not.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-12-23 16:55:47 EST (#)
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I nominate Janet Reno because I hear that she had sex with the entire Houston Texans football team.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-12-23 16:33:12 EST (#)
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I would think the winner of Sluttiest Whore Bag 2003 would be shared by the Catholic Priests who were wrapped up in the sex scandals.
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-23 16:19:16 EST (#)
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"Seeing how G Dubya hasn't gotten the nod I'm giving you my "-2 of the minute award". "
-Hey, I didn't say that he couldn't be nominated! He can 'cause he's famous.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:54:19 EST (#)
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Uh, okay.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:42:43 EST (#)
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Seeing how G Dubya hasn't gotten the nod I'm giving you my "-2 of the minute award".
Congradulations.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:16:25 EST (#)
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I agree with ReallyBored's first reply...
DIE MOTHER FUCKER.. you ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH and you deserve A PENISCANCER. PLEASE DIE and save rest of us from shit post like this.. Thanks..
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:16:25 EST (#)
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Ok, the list was kind of weak. But this year was sort of lacking in the slut department. Next year had better give me some more slutty famous people to write about.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:06:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Clean up on Aisle 4 <kleenex.at.gizmop.com> at 2003-12-23 14:50:12 (#)
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That has to be the best name and e-mail address i have ever seen. Pure Gold!
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:06:08 EST (#)
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HAHA I've been on uber too long... I read that as "Nominations for "2003's sluttiest Hit Whore-bag" "
I was expecting to click and vote for Kruty Skank or something. HAHA!
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:05:44 EST (#)
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"My name wasn't on the list this year?"
-Damn it Tom. Only famous people!
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:04:49 EST (#)
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Wait. I meant five sluts.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:04:38 EST (#)
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My name wasn't on the list this year?
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:04:27 EST (#)
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Damn it! I should have added JLO but I limited the count to only three sluts!
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:04:07 EST (#)
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And just because I'm sick of seeing her and Ben Affleck everywhere.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:03:27 EST (#)
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Jennifer Lopez sluttiest whorebag of the year for not even being divorced and being engaged to someone else.
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:02:34 EST (#)
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"I think the expression is actually 'ho-bag' nor 'whore-bag' "
-Sorry, that must be because of my bad english. I'll make those kinds of mistakes all the time.
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:00:46 EST (#)
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"I would also like to nominate Kristen sluttiest whorebag of the year. And I would like to nominate Loki as "I wish I could be sluttiest whorebag of the year, but nobody wants me because I look like a mutt." "
-Only famous people can win, geez!
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-12-23 14:59:47 EST (#)
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**I nominate my ex-girlfriend. Anyone sleeping with her might as well slap cocks with half of northern Colorado**
This comment made me laugh like a bastard. I have to agree with RB. The people named in the video, while not exactly paragons of class and taste, are not really in the running for 'sluttiest whore-bag.' I'm going to have to go with Lil Kim. Plus those Old Navy commercials are just spawned-from- the-pit-of-hell awfu.l
I think the expression is actually 'ho-bag' nor 'whore-bag'
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-23 14:58:27 EST (#)
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"None of these people are sluts, but I just spooged on my keyboard after looking at Britney/Madonna. ohhhh Ohhhh OHHHHHHHHH
Splat "
-Ughh. You ruined that picture for me.
Submitted by Clean up on Aisle 4 <kleenex.at.gizmop.com> at 2003-12-23 14:50:12 EST (#)
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None of these people are sluts, but I just spooged on my keyboard after looking at Britney/Madonna. ohhhh Ohhhh OHHHHHHHHH
Splat
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-12-23 14:47:09 EST (#)
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I can't believe I agree with you but I do.
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Thats how it starts Shay, first its the little things like Lil Kim and Old Navy. Next it will be big things like politics and religion. After awhile you will come to worship me like a GOD!!!
2 hours till quitting time....
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2003-12-23 14:41:21 EST (#)
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Really Bored: Lil Kim - How a hooker got in a Gap commerical is beyond me.
It's an Old Navy Commercial. I can't believe I agree with you but I do. Every time I see that commercial I crack up.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2003-12-23 14:40:45 EST (#)
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I nominate my ex-girlfriend. Anyone sleeping with her might as well slap cocks with half of northern Colorado
Submitted by NoYouSuck (user info) at 2003-12-23 14:39:13 EST (#)
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I would also like to nominate Kristen sluttiest whorebag of the year. And I would like to nominate Loki as "I wish I could be sluttiest whorebag of the year, but nobody wants me because I look like a mutt."
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-12-23 14:36:22 EST (#)
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All the people in my list are sluts.
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You must be a very "prude" indvidual.
-1 for making me have to say prude. Ickie.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-12-23 14:31:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-23 14:29:36 EST (#)
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"Paris has had sex with two people on a private tape not meant to be seen in the public.
Jenna Jameson has fucked 100+ guys in porno movies. Bit a difference, eh?"
-She has to start somewhere. Give her some time. And how is it up to you to decide when to draw the line as to when a person becomes a slut? All the people in my list are sluts. The question is, Who will win?
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-23 14:27:32 EST (#)
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Err......Yeah. Bart is ok. I don't see how he's a slut though. Especially not an award winning one.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2003-12-23 14:26:05 EST (#)
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can i pick Bart Cilfone? :)
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-12-23 14:25:59 EST (#)
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So Paris isn't a slut for having sex with numerous people on tape? Then I guess Jenna, who you nominated, isn't a slut either.
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Paris has had sex with two people on a private tape not meant to be seen in the public.
Jenna Jameson has fucked 100+ guys in porno movies. Bit a difference, eh?
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-23 14:22:31 EST (#)
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So Paris isn't a slut for having sex with numerous people on tape? Then I guess Jenna, who you nominated, isn't a slut either.
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-23 14:20:09 EST (#)
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"I would like to nominate myself for sluttiest whorebag of the year."
-You loose. Only famous people may win.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-12-23 14:19:43 EST (#)
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This is so fucking weak. None of these people acted like sluts.
Paris Hilton - WOW she made a porntape...who gives a fuck? Many people make tapes it doesnt make them slutty.
Britney + Madonna - The kissed, their girls, the did it in front of people, not exactly whorish. Guess what huck, they do dem thangs in dem der big city. City folk be krazy!
MJ - Molester maybe. Freak yes. Whore no.
Kobe Bryant - Cheated on your wife doesnt make you a whore. It just makes you a cheat. Kind of like that dude from homestarrunner, only not yellow.
Heres a better list.
Lil Kim - How a hooker got in a Gap commerical is beyond me.
Jenna Jameson - "I only let my husband fuck me in the ass". Isnt that sweet.
Kelis - Did you hear her milkshake song. Case closed.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-23 14:14:38 EST (#)
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Wow, Brittany has good arms.
I would like to nominate myself for sluttiest whorebag of the year.
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-23 14:11:50 EST (#)
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My money's on Michael. I heared that Aaron Carter, that little shit that got famous when his brother became a Backstreet boy, used to sleep over at his house just like the other kids that got molested. How funny is that?
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-23 14:11:04 EST (#)
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I nominate G. Dubya!
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-23 14:07:41 EST (#)
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Hey. You guys are meant to pick one as the winner.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-12-23 14:03:50 EST (#)
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poor glam
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-12-23 13:59:45 EST (#)
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im so sick of hearing about that "passionate" kiss.
please. i saw the photo in the paper and got all excited. The photo makes it look like a good long suckface session. But when I saw the video I realized the kiss lasted about half a second. If you blinked you missed it.
Just a publicity stunt that was overplayed...
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-12-23 13:59:03 EST (#)
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hey we forgot to nominate your mama.
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-23 13:57:58 EST (#)
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"Paris and Madonna/Brittany should have been awarded "Most successful publicity stunts" because thats what they were."
-Well it sure got my attention.
Submitted by jinx (user info) at 2003-12-23 13:55:58 EST (#)
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Paris and Madonna/Brittany should have been awarded "Most successful publicity stunts" because thats what they were.