Don't you HATE it when.... (705 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.18 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <antoniosabatojr.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-23 14:53:18 EST
... when you go to purchase food (like from the food court, the local eatery, a restaurant, etc.) there's a fat person serving you! Completely makes me lose my appetite! Don't you HATE it when you're sitting in the movie theatre and then you just get this crazy urge to heed nature's call, when you've been known to have excellent bladder control. Yet, you can't leave because you don't want to miss anything. So you just sit there in pain or miss the funniest/crucial/best part of the movie. Don't you hate it when you order a pizza and its just about to hit the 40 minute mark and its about to be free and then the doorbell rings?! Don't you hate people who think they own Ubersite and tell you what to write while they continue to type out nonsense!? BUT... Don't you just love giving -2s?! :)
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Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-03-31 19:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Mmmmm no.
It's not worth my time to think of something witty to say.
Submitted by rachel (user info) at 2004-03-31 18:31:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
don't you hate it when you think you're writing something really funny...
only to find out it is completely unoriginal and ...for lack of a better word, BAD?!
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2003-12-30 21:54:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
for future reference, i do not go to toms high school. he is a stalker or something. we are complete strangers.
oh. and you suck
alot.
Submitted by russizm (user info) at 2003-12-24 14:53:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no hard feelings, heh.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2003-12-23 23:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I disagree. To be totally honest, what are your lives
full of? If you want to read something totally intelligent,
buy a book by Michael Moore, or read a book. In my opinion,
this was a decent post. There are many things that we hate
in the world today. I shall add a short list:
-when you have to pay DOUBLE insurance just because your a guy
under 25, and girls only have to pay half that, if they're under 25.
-when you finally grow up and realize the REAL world is a flaming
contradiction to what you were taught as a child, same with drugs, you
were LIED TO FOR YOUR ENTIRE PRE-TEEN LIFE!
-you try and be intelligent, but if you even leave a note at the end
of the post that said "I TRIED to sound intelligent here!", the Uber
Elite will -2 the fuck outta you; and if you...
I've just struck a nerve! For people like me and ASR ( I hardly know this guy,
but he isn't so stuck up, so he can appreciate some
retarded posts and giggle himself shitless), retarded posts
AND half-assed intelligent posts (half-assed meaning some intelligent post that
gets -2'ed because you have a tree up your ass) are what make US content on
Ubersite, and -2'ing any post you want makes YOU content. Let's just leave
it at that.
If this were high school, the Elite would be the Preps, and we underlings would
be the unpopular. But do we fuck without condoms, get our girlfriends pregnant,
or fucking drink ourselves to death? No, we're smart. Don't let intelligence
get to your head, preps.
"Intergalactic Superstatic."
Submitted by digsy (user info) at 2003-12-23 23:16:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't you just love giving -2s?! :)
_____________________________________
With a passion
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-12-23 22:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not fucking Jerry Sienfeld. Don't try to be. I had a conversation with the grumpy I just dropped that was more coherent than this.
Submitted by Faceless (user info) at 2003-12-23 22:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I DO love givign -2s
-Faceless like you
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-12-23 22:13:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fffffffff-lergh (thats the sound I just made - I hope you're happy - I think I dislodged something horrible in my throat).
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2003-12-23 19:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
pointless and weak-sauce. asshat.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-12-23 16:57:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The difference between you and me, ASR, is that I try to act idiotic. For you, it seems to come naturally. If I like a post, I like a post. If I don't, I don't. It's an easy concept. If you see a post that you don't like, and everyone else did, chances are, it's a good one and you're just an anally-tight person. It doesn't mean we're all sleeping together, though Loki is hot. So is SpikeGoddess. LOL!!!!!1
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-12-23 16:17:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok. We're going to have a little class here. I'm not giving you a -2 this time, Everyone else has done that for me. Now, I don't have a lot of time here on this message board, but I do have a clue, something you do not have. Let's look below at the list of your posts: The first one is a "rant"
It's not very good. Try taking a look over to the left, there is a post on the Most viewed called "I hate stupid people" There is a example of a good rant. to survive here, and not get simply -2'd into the grave, -YOU- must put a little effort into expanding your initial idea.
Your 2nd post: "I'm so great and everyone else is stupid for not agreeing with me" about sums it up.
Nobody here likes to be told what their opinion should be. This inevitably gets you more -2's.
Seven of the next posts are all poor examples of a Hate Post. You break yet another Ubersite "rule" here by deciding to take what should be a response on an old post, and dragging it back to the front page.
Now, you're having a little problem here. Despite the fact that you went back and -2'd two of my own posts "because you do it to everyone else" I'm not even annoyed.
You have a problem, because you have failed your trial here as a user. This site may be entirely free and open, but the PEOPLE who use it have created a set of standards, and if you fail to live up to them, then, well.. you suck. I suck, too. I've failed to meet the standard a few times.
Your temper tantrum-like responses and subsequent "hate posts" have all failed.
Shape up, or ship out.
Ubersite is not a popularity contest. Plenty of people here, including you, think I'm an ass.
It *is* a collection of small groups of likeminded people.
Find your niche.
KNOW YOUR ROLE!!
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ASR:
Shut up. If nobody likes the post, then nobody likes it. If you let people get to you, then we'll only want to attack you even more. Just let it go, write something good, and shut the fuck up.
Your king has spoken.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:35:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for not mentioning my name in one of your posts.
Is the end near?
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
not the worst.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:24:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I have a big scab on my arm that keeps getting caught on shit and ripping off. That painful ripping feeling is more enjoyable than reading this post.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you serious about this post? I often wonder about those who post just to piss people off. Maybe you should look into a psychiatrist. It could help you a lot.
Phoenix
Submitted by the_holloway (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:23:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow asr youre just SO DAMN FUNNY
now blow me.
the_holloway http://www.ubersite.com/m/21201
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:20:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fat person in front of you: Fuck you. If there was an old person in front of you,
would you commit suicide? Oh there's a fat person, eww, I can't eat. Fuck you.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:20:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you ever think they're fat because they're eating the food that you are about to digest. Then you might become fat and someone else might write a shitty post about you being fat you fucking, fucking shit head. That deserves a -2.
Submitted by ASR (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well for me, all I think of us how disgusting this fat person is just because they eat too much, which makes me lost my appetite. We're not allowed to have opinions on here either??! Wow! No, wonder there's only losers left on here, all the good writers got fucked away!
Submitted by KilgoreTrout (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:09:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Booo. Besides, if there's a fat person serving you, it stands the food will probably be better.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:06:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 Because I agree with the last two sentences.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
LOL
Submitted by ASR (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:04:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This coming from the guy who wrote I Love Quack. LOL. Its always the same band of merry men! Do you guys all go to the same elementary school, or are you guys all grown up and in high school now? LOL.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-12-23 14:59:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for not mentioning my name.
-2 because, well, this isn't any good.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-12-23 14:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wham, bam, thank you man. You gave me someone to laugh at. Fucknut.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-12-23 14:56:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
don't you hate it when, theres a shitty pointless post, i know i have made my share.
Submitted by russizm (user info) at 2003-12-23 14:54:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate a lot of things.