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Category: Humor

Rating: 0 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by klma li omik <Phil_Hamaam.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-23 14:54:40 EST


You know what I'm talking about. Have a favorite? I know these are basically kid's jokes but there are some good adult ones too. Anyway, if you know some good ones add them in a review. I like these, to start things off:

My Encounter with the Tiger
by Claude Balz

Fifty Yards to the Outhouse
by Willie Makett
Co-authored by Betty Dont

There are tons more out there. Also, I searched for this and didn't find it anywhere else on the site, so if someone already did something like this, please just link to it.

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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:49:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm an Idiot
by Idiot Head

Spelling is Stupid
by Kristafir Smhiithe

The Way of the Ninja
by No One



I just made those up. Pretty clever eh?



Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:38:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Two? Thats pretty weak.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


How To Sing Opera
by Lotta Noys

The Art Of Felacio
by Haywood Jablomi

The Beauty Of Rednecks
by Stu Pididiot

Drinking And Recovery
by Al Caholic

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-23 15:28:00 EST (#)
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Rusty Bedsprings
by: I.P. Knightly

Submitted by the_holloway (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

naming your children
by mike tyson
heh.
the_holloway http://www.ubersite.com/m/21201

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:13:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You should have got the last 12 issues of The Readers Digest and listed more. At least then the post would have seemed worthwhile.


It's just that I've only seen this movie twice before, and I've seen
you every night for the last eleven ye -- aha. What I mean to say is:
We'll snuggle tomorrow, sweetie. I promise.

-- Homer Simpson
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy