santa and satan are the same guy (748 hits)
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Submitted by sir matthew holloway <the_holloway.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-23 17:52:37 EST
okay think about this people...
SANTA & SATAN ARE THE SAME DAMN GUY
#1. santa and satan- the words can be rearranged to mean the same thing.
#2. both live in a place physically unreachable
#3. both dress in red
#4. both have little helpers (demons and angels)
the resemblence is uncanny. i believe its the same person.
User Reviews
Submitted by hazurdus187 (user info) at 2004-06-04 12:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh My GOD! I have been saying the same thing for YEARS!!! You are a genious.... finally someone else feels the same as I do... If you hadn't written this I would have... Thank you for saving me time!
You are a absolute genious and yeah that is all I have to say!
Submitted by Bob <lil_oldman.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-12-24 17:35:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, today I'm wearing a shirt, so I must be the same person as my brother.
Yeah, that sounds right.
Submitted by the_holloway (user info) at 2003-12-24 12:09:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah. so what. it sucked i know. blow me. heh. ive wrote better this was just something someone told me and i thought id throw it all together. oh well. i guess everyone has their bad posts.
Submitted by Yogimus (user info) at 2003-12-24 03:30:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Truly a weak effort man. I challenge you to do better.
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2003-12-24 03:00:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, the implications go so much deeper than that and you are a moron.
-Bus
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2003-12-24 02:23:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're hurting my brain.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-12-24 00:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, this is clever.
Submitted by Mynameisdavid (user info) at 2003-12-24 00:54:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
im no christian.... but.. santa has angels to help him? i thought they were elves... im confused someone explain
Submitted by Mothyham (user info) at 2003-12-24 00:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ps
Holloway is Owned by Me.
Merry Christmas fatboy
Submitted by Mothyham (user info) at 2003-12-24 00:41:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry I picked on you before....I didn't realize you are a retarded person.
I try to show retarded people the same respect I show animals...you know, like not kicking the shit out of them because they are stupid mindless creatures.
Upon seeing this post I realize I should pick on your retarded self.
Sorry.
MH
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2003-12-23 21:20:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This exact same post has been done before.
And i thought the other one sucked shit as badly as possible.......
+1 for proving me wrong. -3 for this pathetic peice of work.
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2003-12-23 19:49:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
urgh.
Submitted by superdude (user info) at 2003-12-23 19:48:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am in a good mood!
Submitted by superdude (user info) at 2003-12-23 19:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am in a good mood!!
Submitted by superdude (user info) at 2003-12-23 19:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am in a good mood!!!
Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-12-23 19:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
also he gives presents - physical things not spiritual!!
but only for good christian boys and girls...
and we all know what kind of people devout christians really are...
Submitted by the_holloway (user info) at 2003-12-23 19:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fear not friends, my penis is big enough for all of you to suck. at the same time. my friend told it to me so i thought i would write it down. you can ALL suck on my penis because you are ALL fucking assholes. heh. there is only one cure for your stupidity. that is to take heed to my suicide page. so what are you waiting for? get after it.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-23 19:22:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
GOD can be re-arranged to spell DOG, does that mean that the small dog I kicked on the way home was God?
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2003-12-23 19:20:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
#1. Yeah, "satan can be rearranged to make santa!!!1 OMG" . Nice one you shithead, try something that nobody thought (and instantly dismissed) the first time they heard of santa.
#2. Both live in places physically unreachable?? Get to fuck. So does God......oh wait- is HE satan TOO????!!
#3. The devil doesnt dress in red; the stereotypical devil is actually red-skinned, nob-jockey.
#4. Piss off
seb
Submitted by ubersucks (user info) at 2003-12-23 19:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
...... now i post shit, but at least that's cos I aim to post shit. This was just...... unconsciously shit.
you suck dude.
-2
Submitted by ASR (user info) at 2003-12-23 19:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hollogay has again written to the best of his ability. Do everyone a favour, turn off your computer and put it in the trash because it makes you look like an idiot.
Submitted by the_holloway (user info) at 2003-12-23 18:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i meant letters you perfect bitch. stop correcting my mistakes and start correcting yours
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-12-23 18:43:00 EST (#)
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santa and satan- the words can be rearranged to mean the same thing.
How does rearragning a word change its meaning? or did you want the word 'spell' instead of 'mean'. See it chagnes the word itsself, and with that yes it's meaning. But your not changing the meaning of the original word. You are changing the word itsself.
Korth
Submitted by the_holloway (user info) at 2003-12-23 18:34:20 EST (#)
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well it wasnt a novel you bitch
credits to tasha k. for this by the way
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2003-12-23 18:30:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is just so poorly done.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-12-23 18:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
was this supposed to be funny or something?
http://www.stnicholascenter.org/Brix?pageID=35 History of Ol Santa.
American Santa might actually be satan.. if you count blatant consumerism as satanic.
Submitted by the_holloway (user info) at 2003-12-23 18:12:29 EST (#)
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shit. where
Submitted by cellar_door (user info) at 2003-12-23 18:11:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Been done before.