Dating (450 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.85 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jewels <nelsonbabe88.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-23 19:37:48 EST
Dating...ever get into a situation on a blind date where you just wanna get out? What do you do? Are you honest and say to your date, hey sorry you are a loser and I am not attracted to you so I am outta here? Do you stick it out and pray you will be put out of your misery soon? Or do you have a back up plan that can and will get you out??? I am not one for confrontations and I am too nice to be mean to someone and tell them they are a loser to their face SO I have had to have put the back up plan into play a few times!
Once I had invited my blind date over to my house to play some pool and drink some wine (first mistake I learned the hard way, NEVER invite the blind date to your house for SO many reasons!LOL!). Well, I had met this guy on the internet and he had shown me his picture, well this must have been an old picture cause I was quite surprised with who was at my door. I am not a shallow person, however you gotta be physically attracted to your date. Well, my room mate was laughing as she left if that gives ya a clue to what I was dealing with to start with. I already knew I was in for a doozy of a time! As we start to play pool and we are just chit-chatting he asks me if I knew you could be arrested for domestic violence without actually hitting someone! WHAT!?! Apparently his ex-wife had him arrested for domestic violence but he didn't 'do' anything. Yeah, Right guy, Right! I knew then and there it was time to call in the cavalry for help! I decided it was time to break out the wine so while I was in the kitchen I made the quick phone call to my best friend and told her to call me back in 5-10 and to just go along with whatever I say on my end! Done! Phone rings 5 minutes later......problem solved! I apologized to my date and told him that my mom's car broke down and she needed triple A, which I had but she didn't so I needed to go and help my mom right away. Luckily he didn't offer his help and I got him to leave and I drank the rest of the wine thinking it's ALWAYS good to have that back up plan! I have needed it for a few other dates as well, it's amazing the stories one can come up with to get out of a date, when stuck on a date from hell!
User Reviews
Submitted by hairowen (user info) at 2003-12-25 00:28:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lets just think a second... how much do I care about this boring pointless story? OH WAIT not a all... well that takes a load off.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-25 00:02:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ooooh lookie what Santa is pulling out of his bag:
a -2!
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2003-12-24 10:45:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
meh.
Submitted by PapSmirnoff (user info) at 2003-12-24 08:15:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ever get into a situation were I dont give a fuck ya this is one of those!
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-12-24 01:44:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Kool_Kontakt (user info) at 2003-12-24 01:35:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just plain retarded.
Paragraphs.
Submitted by esso_merda (user info) at 2003-12-24 01:03:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Don't quote Dickens in my house!"
Joe Young, "Orgazmo"
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2003-12-23 21:33:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2003-12-23 21:33:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You did a lot of things in this that completely pissed me off. I will be subtracting 1 for each.
Ended roughly 90% of your sentences with exclamation points.
Used three question marks to end one sentence.
Threw in a LOL.
Didn't pay attention in 2nd grade when the teacher introduced the idea of paragraphs.
-4
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-12-23 21:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmm... What Id say to you to get out of a date would be
"I just need to check - is this a joke? Did Terri tell you to act like this? No? Ok... mmm listen mate, I need to go - you're a moron."
Submitted by cellar_door (user info) at 2003-12-23 21:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I really do want to read this, but my best friend called and he's bleeding profusely from his ass.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-12-23 20:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
How about you set a blind date with an English teacher, so you can learn about paragraphs?
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-12-23 19:49:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't think its a blind date if you know what he looks like.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2003-12-23 19:45:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-1 for not using any paragraphs and another -1 for actually using "LOL" in your post.
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Your friend,
Phoenix