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What Iraq Really Needs (768 hits)

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Submitted by BerZerK (View user info) at 2003-12-24 13:01:47 EST


Hello Lovers..

Just came across this and HAD to share it with everyone.

Can you imagine how much good these guys could do in Iraq?

I think it might possibly solve all our problems..

-BerZ





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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-12-24 17:06:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I posted it first and I think BerZ is grouse.

I'd give him a reach around.

Good to see you kicking! Umm...

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-12-24 16:18:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hey berz!i was just thinking the other day, where the hell has therealberz been.

hows things dude? did you eat that dog yet?

merry christmas if i dont here from you before then.

post more!

howza bout the pic of the dog in drag? that would be a good post.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-12-24 16:11:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

The one on his knees is hot. Maybe it's because he's on his knees.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2003-12-24 15:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

twas pretty funny when I saw it before, but I have to give you a +2:
+1 cause it's funny
+1 for saying "hello lovers". My roommate, from Virginia, says that all the time with his Virginian accent. He writes it on things. It's everywhere!

Submitted by esso_merda (user info) at 2003-12-24 15:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Opponent? Is this a battle? Most people would take the fact that this was posted before with a grain of salt, not cry bitterly over the fact that is brought up. And I've been coming here for a little over a year. I used to post as ctrl_alt_del, but lost that damn password. So I think I know what I'm talking about. A little. Well, I never know what I'm talking about, but you know.

Submitted by esso_merda (user info) at 2003-12-24 15:25:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Shpadoinkle!"



Submitted by esso_merda (user info) at 2003-12-24 15:24:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow! (+2) for the puberty remark! Great one! Uh, I'm a just a wee bit older than you think and I'm Italian. But let's give you another (+2) for trying.

"I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing, but I think fire is very sexy."

Sancho, "Orgazmo"



Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-12-24 15:23:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm just saying that if you are coming onto Ubersite and trying to be witty and cool, know your opponent.

-BerZ

PS. Hi Mic and Hidden.. my babys daddys.



Submitted by Clockwork (user info) at 2003-12-24 14:49:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, they know who you are. That's why they haven't torn this to shreds.

Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-12-24 14:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Esso,

I have been coming to Uber for many moons before you hit puberty..

The "regulars" know who I am..

Maybe you should get your shit straight before opening that dirty mexican mouth of yours.

-BerZ

Submitted by Clockwork (user info) at 2003-12-24 14:46:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Lame. I saw this posted before, and it wasn't funny then, either. Enough with the

"HAHAHAHHALAOL!OLOL!O"

Fuck off.

Submitted by esso_merda (user info) at 2003-12-24 14:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Douche...cuntrag...Any other dirty vagina allusions there? If any of the regulars were on this site today, you would have gotten flamed to the ground.

"I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing, but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!"

Dave, "Orgazmo"

Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2003-12-24 14:27:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you know what wouldve put the final touch on it? if the text on the bottom said "Queer Eye for Saddam" or something like that-- still funny though!

Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-12-24 14:12:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry, douche, I dont frequent Ubersite on a daily basis..

If it was posted before, look to this as a reminder, cuntrag.

Yeah, they would have thier gay hands FULL over there because ALL the guys look like that.

-BerZ

Submitted by esso_merda (user info) at 2003-12-24 13:57:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

(-1) for each time it's been posted.

"I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing, but unicorns kick ass!"

Dave, "Orgazmo"

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-12-24 13:43:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHA.

maybe they can rule Iraq, it can be a good old oligarchy.

whats scary is that ALL of the men there look like that.

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-12-24 13:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Berz, that was good.

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-12-24 13:28:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i am pretty sure i have seen this on fark.... oh well, still cracks me up.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-24 13:26:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-12-24 13:24:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

This has been posted before, but it made me laugh the first time, but the second time, well, but a mere grin.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-12-24 13:21:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I just realized I made a rude comment on my response..

Rid of them because of their godawful fucking show, not because of their preference.


Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-12-24 13:19:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHASHFHASDFHASdfhhsadf

Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-24 13:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"" can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all! The
terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles!

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival ""

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-24 13:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oooh lookie what Santa is pulling out of his bag of goodies:

a +2!

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-12-24 13:10:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2003-12-24 13:06:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Especially funny coming from BerZerk.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-12-24 13:04:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAAA..

yes, send them on over. Not only would we be rid of them (homosexuality can be punished with execution under islamic law) but they'd make saddam look like a circus clown for his trial.


Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-12-24 13:02:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't stop laughing at it..

-BerZ


Oh, cruel fate. Why do you mock me?

-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Daredevil