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shut up bargled u fag (901 hits)

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Rating: -1.44 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <gas.at.junkman.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-24 14:57:54 EST


that santa bag shit iz gettin anoying. stop it now or ill beet u up, and ill win to.

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Submitted by CyberDyne (user info) at 2004-01-14 00:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HELL YEA- some people cant control their goddamn negative comments before they use their head, bargled is most assuredly in this group of plebians

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-14 00:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

bargled can lick his own ass. great party trick man!

Submitted by Yogimus (user info) at 2003-12-25 00:27:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Jesus christ, who the hell taught these people how to turn on computers?

Submitted by crazypenguin787 (user info) at 2003-12-24 23:47:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

My house doesn't have a freaking chimney. I'm waiting with a shotgun.

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-24 23:45:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Go to bed dammit! You want presents, RIGHT!?!?!

Submitted by crazypenguin787 (user info) at 2003-12-24 23:42:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Prancer says otherwise. You jolly fat fuck.

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-24 23:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Those pictures of me doing Prancer are photoshopped...I AM NOT SANTA!

Submitted by crazypenguin787 (user info) at 2003-12-24 23:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Bargled, are you really Santa Claus?

Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2003-12-24 20:14:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-12-24 19:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-12-24 17:34:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

unbelievable

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2003-12-24 17:27:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Santa-

Do you mean to say no toys for Jews?

Submitted by Santa at 2003-12-24 15:56:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You know what? Shutup, all of you whining brats.

No toys for joo.
-Santa

Submitted by esso_merda (user info) at 2003-12-24 15:43:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"Use your Hamster Style, Ben!"

Joe Young, "Orgazmo"

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2003-12-24 15:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bargled is called bargled because his tackle is bargled
and mangled from the last time the mafia loan sharks had
a session with him.

"Intergalactic Superstatic."

Submitted by LAF (user info) at 2003-12-24 15:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ive seen your shitty pics from ur camwhore thread..i could beet u up easy.

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-12-24 15:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

this is turd, monkey turd.

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-24 15:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Beer Turtle reminded me of a good song:

I'm gonna be round my vegetables
I'm gonna chow down my vegetables
I love you most of all
My favorite vege-table

If you brought a big brown bag of them home
I'd jump up and down and hope you'd toss me a carrot

I'm gonna keep well my vegetables
Cart off and sell my vegetables
I love you most of all
My favorite vege-table
Oh oh taba vega vegel

I tried to kick the ball but my tenny flew right off
I'm red as a beet 'cause I'm so embarassed

Oh oh dum do dum de dooby do
Oh oh dum do dum de dooby do
Oh oh dum do dum de dooby do
oh yeah
Oh badumday oh dum do dum de dooby do
Oh badumday oh dum do dum de dooby do

Chomp chomp chomp chomp do-do-do do-do-do
Bop bop bop bop do-do-do do-do-do

I know that you'll feel better
When you send us in
Your letter an'
Tell us the name of your
Your favorite vege-table

I know that you'll feel better
When you send us in
Your letter an'
Tell us the name of your
Your favorite vege-table

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-24 15:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Ooooh lookie at what Santa is pulling out of his sack:

a -2!

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2003-12-24 15:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

well if you beet up bargled

I will carrot your corn till you bleed radishes

-Turtle



Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2003-12-24 15:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2




Hello? Yes? Oh! Heh, heh, uh ... if you're looking for that big donut
of yours ... um, Flanders has it. Just smash open his house. (Closing
the door.) He came to life. Good for him.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror VI