17 years old and still a dumbass, who would of thought? (846 hits)
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Submitted by Free Ireland (View user info) at 2003-12-24 18:18:31 EST
Jackalopes, those things are insane, a rabbit with antlers, What the fuck?
Well this girl she fucked me over, you see, she tried tried to pull the "I'm gonna Buttfuck you, then go out with this other guy. But here's the best part... I blame the whole thing on you!!!"
No, No, No Bitch, that doesnt happen to this dumbass 17 year old, I get back, I masturbate furiously onto your windshield, and perform wonder "Drive-by Sausages" That's how I do it mafia style. Well on this particular day, I'd love to forgive and forget, then you say something along the lines of, "How come you told people what happened, you ruined what I had going." Well Well Well, Guess I ruined your life, by telling the truth, Oh dear god, what have I done. I'm the worst friend ever, I try to make you happy, at any cost to myself, and I told someone what happened, and Jesus Christ, I threw you on the ground wiped my cock all over your face and stabbed you in the chest, Why God, WHY??????
Today I think to myself, why don't I pay this bitch a visit, I hope you like Shaving cream, cause I brought five frozen cans of Gilette, now for you folks at home shaving cream when frozen, cut from it's container melts and expands and fills up let's say a small car, some of you might say overkill with five cans, but i believe it's the right amount.
Have fun driving to work tomorrow, Bitch.
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Submitted by crazypenguin787 (user info) at 2003-12-24 23:25:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Where did you get the idea that masturbating on her windshield was a half decent revenge? That's what windshield wipers are for. Now if you put it on her steering wheel...
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-12-24 22:20:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop sucking.
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2003-12-24 22:06:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok, you got me asshole, I wanted to post about jackalopes.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2003-12-24 21:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Leave us, please!
Submitted by adfa at 2003-12-24 20:26:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
its pretty obvious you're only 17...and a dumbass to boot. you didnt have to say it so many times. everyone figured it out.
i'm kinda hoping that she finds them before they explode, and she throws them in YOUR car. get over it man. its not the last time a girl is going to shit on you. are you going to put frozen shaving cream in all of their cars? why dont you be a fucking man, and take it. so maybe ALL THE OTHER GIRLS WONT THINK YOUR INSANE.
but maybe you're on the right track...you don't need children. adopt if you must. please.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2003-12-24 20:20:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, at least you're admitting that you're an immature fuckhead.
If you want to a badass 17 year old, what you have to do is..... oh wait.... not a damn thing. There is no such thing as a badass 17 year old.
If your next girlfriend has half a mind, she would repeatedly staple your scrotum so you can't pass your stupidity on to your offspring.
Your king has spoken.
Submitted by Yogimus (user info) at 2003-12-24 20:15:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Woo hoo! I am thinking "everyone would have thought"
Submitted by Nepa (user info) at 2003-12-24 19:07:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A review of this post: Fuck, bitch, dick.
Great. You've really made your point with this post. Nice work.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2003-12-24 18:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I didn't read the post, but i saw the title. It should have been "17 years old and still a dumbass, who would HAVE thought". Or, abbreviated, "who would've thought".
Things like that annoy me.
seb
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2003-12-24 18:26:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes or no damnit!
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