Merry Christmas!! (684 hits)
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Submitted by jimbobjoe (View user info) at 2003-12-25 08:41:04 EST
Well, it seems to be christmas morning and here I am sitting at work. BAH, no presents for me
yet. I had to come to work at 5am this morning, who listens to the friggin news on xmas at 5am?
Later today I have to go deal with all the family stuff. I didn't get to bed until midnight
last night and now I will not be able to sleep until much later. I get off work at 10 and then
I have to go to my girlfriend's mom's house to do xmas there. Then it's off to my house for xmas
part 2 as soon as we are done there. Then it's off to my gf's grandmother's house for xmas part 3
and then to her dad's house for part 4. Then as soon as we are done there I get to go back to my
house for a xmas day dinner. Then, finally, I get to go to sleep so I can come to work tomorrow
at 5am once again.
Why, oh why is xmas so hard? The only thing that makes it truly worthwhile is that I get to put
all my kids toys together that he gets for xmas. I love it when he gets stuff that needs to be
put together. It rules.
My friend got him a Radio Flyer wagon for xmas, I am looking forward to this most of all the
presents I will be getting. It's wierd that I am more excited now for my son than myself.
Oh, sorry about the bitchin earlier, I just wish I got paid more for coming in this early on
xmas.
Merry Christmas to all!!!!!!!!
(Please share all cool presents received so I may live vicariously through ubersite.)
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Submitted by ann_landers (user info) at 2003-12-25 19:01:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
calendar
shitload of books
a nice pen
2 scimitars
picture from my sister of her and I drunk as skunks, that i didn't know existed, framed.
some money, a mere pittance, yet a great bounty when applied to alcohol and sex toys for the woman.
and... Family Guy Season 3 DVD boxed set (YOU MUST FUCKING GET THIS, it's the funniest shit I've ever seen; sincerely rivals if not ousts the Simpsons for those of you who don't know.)
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-12-25 16:12:03 EST (#)
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Dasher, Dancer ... Prancer ... Nixon, Comet, Cupid ... Donna Dixon.
-- Homer Simpson
Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-25 12:59:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oooh lookie what Santa is pulling out of his sack:
a +2!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-12-25 12:50:17 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/21476
Merry Christmas to you too!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-12-25 12:46:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i got video games, 6 glorious video games.
you can come over anytime to play with them *wink, wink*
Submitted by esso_merda (user info) at 2003-12-25 12:33:41 EST (#)
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A t-shirt and cookies were my presents. Both go good with beer.
"Yougurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with strawberries."
Dark Helmet, "Spaceballs"
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-12-25 10:55:17 EST (#)
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merry christmas jim bob joe
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-25 10:26:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
""Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-12-25 09:57:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww, man you think YOU got it bad? I'm sitting here at home almost choking...
on a bowl of hydros.
Help me someone! ""
i hate you. but only because i'm jealous.
i feel like i'm in detention. there's 5 other people here, it's dead quiet and some homo jacked my stereo to listen to some bullshit local morning DJ's marathon.......
but then i kicked his ass at airhockey. i'm thinking of offering a rematch for the stereo.
so far i got a DVD player, a CD, some clothes, and a really cool picture frame with a picture of me, me brothers and my parents from my brother's wedding in it. not sure if my other relatives got me anything. after work i'm just going over to my best friend's place, his wife is out of town and a couple of our friends are gonna drink up and probably play video games. sad. we're all almost 30. unfortunately there will be no smokage though. i'd rather go out somewhere, but i highly doubt anyone else will want to, lame asses.
Merry Christmas!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2003-12-25 10:12:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I got:
-windshield wipers, washer fluid, and tools (for new car)
-some random candy
-stupid brown sweater from Mom
-some money from Nana in England
-500 bucks from Dad
-lottery ticket
Yeah, more to open this evening at Aunt's house.
"Intergalactic Superstatic!"
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2003-12-25 10:11:08 EST (#)
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Well, our awesomely huge staff of seven on-air people doesn't make for much time on the
holidays. I could have come to work later, but then I would have to miss much more.
At least this way I get to do all the xmas stuff with my kid.
And I really am jealous of your black pearl earings.
Beware, I may come steal them later today. They would look way to good with my evening wear for me
to allow you to continue to possess them.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-12-25 10:06:25 EST (#)
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It sucks that someone without kids couldn't volunteer to work for you today. When SeaDog's dad worked at the hospital, Christmas was usually an all Jew staff. His mom gave us the most complicated looking digital camera I've ever seen. Guess who gets to figure it out now. I got The Da Vinci Code and black pearl earrings. (I knew that you make you jealous)
Anyway Merry Christmas - get out of there soon. That list of what you're doing today made me tired.
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2003-12-25 10:05:24 EST (#)
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Fucker insane. I want some xmas nugs. All I have is shwag and I don't know when I will get
to smoke.
It has been at least four years now that I have had nug on xmas. Poo on you.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-12-25 09:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww ,man you think YOU got it bad? I'm sitting here at home almost choking...
on a bowl of hydros.
Help me someone!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-12-25 09:55:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry to hear you are at work dude!
Merry Christmas to you too, be safe. Here's what I've gotten so far:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/21474
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2003-12-25 09:37:13 EST (#)
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no shit El... there don't seem to be too many of us this christmas morning...
I hope you all have great presents!
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-25 09:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
merry christmas, we who are the unfortunate few
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2003-12-25 09:30:24 EST (#)
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Shogun = good.
You should read SunTzu's Art of War if you have not...
Submitted by B2D (user info) at 2003-12-25 09:14:57 EST (#)
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Alias season 2, Shogun (read the book you lazy fuckers!), and the Indiana Jones set all on dvd equals = badass x-mas for me... not to mention being off work tonight!
Good luck surviving the day ahead, mate. I know what it's like having to do the whole 'no-sleep-for-fucking-ever-thanks-to-unending-obligitory/mandatory-personal-appearances" after going to work too early in the morning. Working third shift makes life fun (read: hell).
Merry Christmas!
By the by, radio flyers kick ass!
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2003-12-25 08:41:50 EST (#)
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Bart: Hey, Santa, what's shaking?
Homer: What's your name, Bart ... ner? -- er, little partner?
Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
perfect.