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Rating: 1.28 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by El Fucking Guapo (View user info) at 2003-12-25 12:41:00 EST


'twas the day of Christmas, and all through the floor
it's eerily quiet as i sit here bored
slow day on uber, but i still got some laughs
when i get off work, i'm getting drunk off my ass!




Merry Christmas to everyone, and a Happy New Year!

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Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-29 01:36:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

See, I have a selective memory. I only remember agreeing to see one, not agreeing to send one.

Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-28 18:07:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-28 18:03:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

Why, did you FINALLY send me your naked picture?

I mean, is Operation BuckNaked underway?"


of course! i'll show you mine if you show me yours, that was the deal right ;)

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-28 18:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why, did you FINALLY send me your naked picture?

I mean, is Operation BuckNaked underway?

Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-28 17:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hehe :)

psssst! check your email!!

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-28 17:52:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, YOU are MY hotstudlysugarpiehoneybunchdarlingcollin-wollinbear.

I meant, you are my destiny as well.

Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-28 17:32:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i love kristen.

kristen, you are my



my



my density...............


ah, i mean.......my destiny!

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-28 17:26:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by almsd (user info) at 2003-12-28 17:01:03 (#)
Ranking: -2

way to waste your life away on a website.... especially on christmas.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Coming from someone that just wasted years and years of living...













Die.

Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-28 17:22:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Submitted by almsd (user info) at 2003-12-28 17:01:03 (#)
Ranking: -2

way to waste your life away on a website.... especially on christmas."


yeah..........what was i thinking passing time on a website since i was stuck at work on Christmas.


looks like i have my own stalker now. i'm touched.

Submitted by almsd (user info) at 2003-12-28 17:01:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

way to waste your life away on a website.... especially on christmas.

Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-26 10:42:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Rizzo - that blows man, hope you get it fixed soon. Defintiely a crappy day to have to deal with that.

Kristen - i thik i passed out about 5 minutes after i posted those, hehe.



i have a wicked hangover.

oh, holy shit i was emailing people drunk last night. fortunately i don't think i was being obnoxious.



Submitted by jinx (user info) at 2003-12-26 10:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I am at work.

this is my life.............
<sigh>

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-12-26 09:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

At least your not working today.

Already, our shitty spam software fucked up SMTP transmissions, and I'm backing up the UNIX guy even though the only thing I know about UNIX is how to spell it.

And there hasn't even been a call yet from level 1 support. I'm the only guy here.

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-26 03:53:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Come back to bed, silly man.


Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-26 03:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

""Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-12-26 03:15:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

hello batshit, you ugly FUCK""


shut up you racist asshole. are you jealous of something?


Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-12-26 03:15:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

hello batshit, you ugly FUCK

Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-26 03:01:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

thank you everyone, i had a kickass christmas night. i hope you all had a merry christmas, and i wish you have a happy new year!

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-12-25 18:17:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

is it me or is that pic fuzzy?

i must admit el_guapo, you are one studly man.
oh wait. umm...
oh shit.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-12-25 18:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Merry Xmas EFG. I trust you're home from work now.

Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-25 17:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

though i kinda look like a goober in that pic. fucker took it while i was actually doing something, haha.


Merry Christmas everyone! and be safe!

Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-25 17:44:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-25 15:19:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

Have I ever mentioned that I think you're hot?
"


why, yes you have :)








and you can keep doing it as much as you'd like!

Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2003-12-25 17:36:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Rizzo Says: Dude that blows.
Have one on me!

Submitted by Nepa (user info) at 2003-12-25 17:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Merry christmas!

Submitted by Sunny (user info) at 2003-12-25 15:21:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You're kind of cute, El.

Merry Christmas, sucks that you have to work, but a 6-pack of Christmas Cheer ought to fix that right up. :-)

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-25 15:19:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Have I ever mentioned that I think you're hot?

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-25 15:18:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love El_Guapo.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-12-25 13:50:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Just kidding.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-12-25 13:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Bah!

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-12-25 13:42:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Indeed!

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-12-25 13:33:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Merry Christmas EFG!

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-25 12:55:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oooh lookie what Santa is pulling out of his sack:

a +2!

Writing in rhyme gets 2 automatically.


Homer: The secret ingredient is --

Moe: Homer, no!

Homer: Cough syrup! Nothing but plain, ordinary, over-the-counter
children's cough syrup!

Flaming Moe's