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I hope it's a long, cold winter... (500 hits)

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Submitted by Jason McGahen <magoo_ad.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-25 22:53:31 EST


I was recently hired as a ski instructor at a resort, I was in training for four days a week 6 hours a day for three weeks. I was starting to get burnt out on skiing, and the season has hardly started. I noticed I was putting more effort into it though, out of the twelve or so hopefulls, I was the first to get the coveted instructor uniform, and my buddy Justin got his right after. Not only do I look damn good in the uniform, they are just plain bad ass, warm and waterproof.

Now the whole time I was training, I noticed that there were more than a few hottie ski insructor females, but while I was in training I was wearing my own ski outerwear, which is by no means crappy equipment but it just is'nt the same as the uniform. The first day I wore my uniform was yesterday, Christmas Eve. And in the six hours I spent on the mountain and in the lodge I got hit on more than I had in the past three months! Invitations to use our employee benefits at the hot tub and indoor pool, and others for the discounted rooms at the Inn... I could'nt believe it! Buy no means am I an ugly dude, but neither do I consider myself hot, So this day of adoration left me a bit stunned.

But best of all, the one female instructor that had really caught my eye has made the moves on me! Her name is Bree, about 5' 9", huge blue eyes, full lips, reddish blonde long hair and a nice petite body, a stone fox.

I'm just sitting in the lodge, enjoying a cup of coffee after a few solo runs on my brand new HEAD Intelligence Monsters 156cm, when she walks out of the locker room. She notices I'm sitting by myself, gets herself a coffee and sits right in front of me and commences the hitting on... thinly veiled as a congradulations(sp?) on my new uniform...

Well we end up spending the next few hours untill close skiing together and conversing on the chairlifts. Not only is this girl amazingly cute, she's also intelligent. She's a business management major, I know, I know, nothing really special, but there's more. She's pretty much read all of J.R.R. Tolkien's material. That alone makes her a prize catch to me, and the fact that she skis. This girl is awsome... she even pretended to fall accidentally so I could help her up.

I work tomorrow at the mountain, so does she... I hope this pans out... If it does I hope it's a long cold winter...

Jason

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Submitted by bravo_foxtrot (user info) at 2003-12-26 23:09:39 EST (#)
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Turns out that shes dating a snowboard instructor... No matter... I met Sue today. :)

Submitted by Sunny (user info) at 2003-12-25 23:43:48 EST (#)
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Redheads with blue eyes come from Viking stock.

We rock.

Do your best to get with this one. ;-)

Submitted by bravo_foxtrot (user info) at 2003-12-25 23:05:12 EST (#)
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Only if she's around to "help" me up.

Submitted by Yogimus (user info) at 2003-12-25 22:59:17 EST (#)
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Winter will be warm for you. You DO realize it is now YOUR turn to fall.


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