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Vocab List for Dumbasses (2537 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: -1.83 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <amaresko.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-27 00:59:14 EST


There are certain words, when used incorrectly in writing, that can make a person appear to be a complete dumbass. so, since we're all friends here, i've compiled a vocabulary list of 8 words to save you all from that fate.

too- also
"We are going to the party, too."
two- the number
"There are two parties tonight."
to- all other cases
"We are going to the party."
they're- contraction formed from the words "they" and "are"
"They're going to the party."
their- possessive form of the word "they"
"Their party was the funnest"
there- all other cases
"There is a fun party over there."
your- possessive form of the word "you"
"Your party wasn't very fun."
you're- contraction formed from the words "you" and "are"
"You're going to the party, right?"

Even if I have saved only one dumbass from humiliation, I have done my job.


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Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-04-09 05:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

we aren't all friends here

Submitted by Dustbrother (user info) at 2004-03-17 03:05:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-02-23 20:14:16 (#)
Ranking: -2

Funnest isn't a word.
-------------------------------

rofl.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-02-23 20:41:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Grammar lesson:

When in doubt, leave it out. "We are going to the party, too." There is no comma there unless you are addressing your friend named "Too" who is often embarrassed when people spell his name with a capital T. It could also be possible if there was a "..." before the sentence and the "We are going to the party..." was just part of something bigger. But we'll save that for another day.

Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-02-23 20:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Funnest isn't a word.

Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-02-23 20:03:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey you know what would be cool? I'm going to make a stupid post saying "blah blah blah DUMBASSES" and make fun of some boring, mundane thing that has been done a million times before. It's going to be, like, so totally original!!!!!

Damn, you beat me to it.

Submitted by Catie <VielleDameBrute.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-02-05 17:29:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

There are also some words when used at all make people look like complete dumbasses.
(i.e. funnest)

Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2003-12-28 15:13:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

welll, eye dunot no eef eyie em schpealling dis riet, ei theenk dat YOURE poost reelly halped me! thenks!

congrats if you can make sense of that.

Submitted by DeadKennedy (user info) at 2003-12-27 01:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

And yes, I spelled "criticizing" incorrectly...shut the fuck up.

Submitted by DeadKennedy (user info) at 2003-12-27 01:30:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Since we're on the topic of critisizing grammer/spelling, "funnest" isn't actually a word...

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-12-27 01:13:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

your to stupid two critizice they're vocablary

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-12-27 01:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

this post makes you look like a dumbass.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-12-27 01:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

There are also certain words that, when complained about, make the complainer look like an absolute moron.


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