Diet Coke (594 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Chris Ruiz <slimpbizkit182.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-27 06:00:05 EST
Hi, my names Chris and im a dietcokeaholic. (nows the part where all of you say "hi chris!")
My obsession started way back in the summer of 2002.
It was a clear June day and I was happily cooped up in my little house playing some random video game. I suddenly found myself craving a Dr. Pepper (yes, i once drank that) and ran to the fridge to grab one. I rummaged through the fridge, only to come up empty handed.
The only thing in there was a Diet Coke.
I forced myself to look away. No! I could never touch that forbidden soda! It's evil! disgusting! I went to the couch and shriveled into a fetal posisition while blocking out the little voice saying, "do it Chris. You KNOW you want diet"
Soon the craving for caffiene became too much. I found myself cracking open the soda and downing it in a matter of seconds. My pupils became dialated and fixed.
Since that day I've been addicted.
User Reviews
Submitted by Slopster53 (user info) at 2003-12-29 14:17:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Me too. God forgive us.
Submitted by angrykoz (user info) at 2003-12-27 14:28:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what?
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-27 13:54:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thumbs down.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-12-27 13:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-12-27 13:46:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Looks like the Cindy Crawford ads baited you. Sucker.
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-12-27 10:50:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Diet coke sucks, Limp Bizkit sucks, post sucks - this post is the epitome of oral pleasure.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2003-12-27 10:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Chris DON'T rulz.
Intergalactic
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2003-12-27 07:10:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hi Chris! :)
*pop* -2
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2003-12-27 06:08:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
meh