I killed and ate my cat for soup (368 hits)
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Submitted by <shi_dobu_nan.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-28 02:12:21 EST
X-mas wasn't so great for me! In fact, it sucked so much ass, my whole fucking family left me at home. Ok, i am joking, the part about it sucking anyway. I got piss ass drunk. And then, I couldn't find anything to eat, so i shaved my cat, and then i hog tied it, and boiled it in pot for a soup. it was acuatlly pretty damn good. added some veggies, some chicken broth. it was a cute cat tho, a lil black one, with the cute baby green eyes? oh well, i hate cats anyway. stupid thing, all it did was shed. ok i am going to go fuck myself now.
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Submitted by Faceless (user info) at 2003-12-28 22:44:07 EST (#)
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"ok i am going to go fuck myself now."
YOU GET A +2 FOR THAT MY FRIEND!!!
-Faceless like you
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2003-12-28 22:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
by the way, this was a shitty post.. sorry
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2003-12-28 22:35:48 EST (#)
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bart, have you ever seen billy madison? i just saw you review something and you said "may god have mercy on your souls".
but seriously, have you seen that movie?
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2003-12-28 11:12:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Intergalactic Superstatic!"
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-12-28 05:48:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm becoming dumber by the minute. Thank you ubersite.
Submitted by GiantPacu <rlight20.at.aol.com> at 2003-12-28 02:50:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My coworker had some cat soup. The way he tells it he was over at the neighbor's an thought it was chicken soup until he found a bone that couldn't have come from a chicken...
anyway, hilarity ensued.
Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-12-28 02:44:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
did you really?
didn't take any pictures of the process did you?
hahaha...
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-28 02:38:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And I'm listening to tom's cat get angry.
It's probably looking at this post.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-28 02:38:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I just had some sweet and sour cat.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-12-28 02:28:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-12-28 02:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
cat meat is sour