only christians go to hell (888 hits)
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Submitted by ruin <ruin_dc.at.yahoo.co.uk > (View user info) at 2003-12-28 03:24:44 EST
only christians can go to hell.
by accepting jesus you become a sinner, it's true, think about it, from there you can either work to save your soul and go to heaven or you can realise jesus and the church are full of shit and then become a confirmed sinner to work evil and become full of another kind of shit from then on just so as to destroy the christian world....
now us regular folk are all just a bunch of self-aware post-pagan survivors, animals with minds...
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Submitted by Snypavat (user info) at 2004-01-06 09:43:26 EST (#)
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I agree....check it out http://www.ubersite.com/m/22157
Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2004-01-06 09:43:02 EST (#)
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yes loki, funny you should say that because i am a pagan, and not your neo-halfassed-aquarius type but more your i-hate-wiccan-revivalist-crap punk-attitude-to-bullshit where's-my-goddamn-athame-at? type..
give me an anglo-saxon war saga anyday...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-06 09:38:56 EST (#)
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But wouldn't it be more FUN to be a pagan?
Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2004-01-06 09:14:54 EST (#)
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what is it americans that makes them so unable to realise the TRUTH of a thing?
is it fear? is it fear of what they themselves are but deny?
yes.
i think it is...
Submitted by Titan (user info) at 2003-12-30 09:52:12 EST (#)
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*shakes head in disdain*
You make us non-christians somewhat feel ashamed that such idiots can blatantly ignore all grammatical structure and logic to argue our side of the debaucle.
Rather post something with some logic and structure or piss in your boots and swim home asshole.
Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-12-30 08:39:17 EST (#)
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surprisingly ruin, i did expect better of you.
this seemed to be a hit-whore kind of post.
ps-maiorano84, i want to have your children :D
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2003-12-30 04:27:56 EST (#)
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aaaaaaaand one more for the road.
Now go fuck yourself. Douche.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2003-12-30 04:27:28 EST (#)
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Go ahead.... keep giving yourself +2s
It's not going to change your shitty scores.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2003-12-30 04:26:00 EST (#)
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BWAHAHAHAHA, AHAHAHAHAHA, TEEEE HEEEE, *GIGGLE, SNORT* and so forth
Put down the thesaurus, and recognize that you're still an idiot, who can't write good/coherent posts
Your king has spoken.
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2003-12-29 07:33:43 EST (#)
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Homer: There couldn't be heaven if there weren't a hell.
Bart: Who's in there?
Homer: Oh, uh ... Hitler's dog. And that dog Nixon had, whassisname, um,
Chester ...
Lisa: Checkers.
Homer: Yeah! One of the Lassies is in there, too. The mean one -- the
one that mauled Jimmy.
Dog of Death
Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-12-29 06:58:40 EST (#)
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maiorano84, have you finished 'interpreting' my words yet? still failing? how many VERSIONS of TRYING to understand it will you continue to puke forth? if you can't ACCEPT then don't even try you fool...
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!!!
hidden 101, you clever astute uberesquean, you are frangian in your perceptions, nothing holds you back from reality, i like you...
anyone know if spikegoddess is getting porny and horny with her digital camera yet?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2003-12-28 18:14:14 EST (#)
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Weeeeeeell, hidy-ho again! Staying true to my word, I reviewed all of this, and even with my superior intelligence, I could not decode this nonsensical bullshit.
Keep it up. No, seriously, keep up with all of your shitty posts. You might end up being associated with legends like Trevor Johnson.
Your king has spoken.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-12-28 05:46:57 EST (#)
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Are you actually retarded? It's ok if you are, I just want to know. I don't like picking on retards.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-28 05:28:08 EST (#)
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ruin- good job. i'm sorry the others did not get the point of this post, but i thought it was good. all you did was post a point of view, or a different idea. you weren't trying to say you think you're right and everyone else is wrong. you just threw it out there for people to ponder. and i didn't even take it seriously, because obviously you know that a statement like "only christians can go to hell" is completely absurd. but it still made me think. this post was meant to be taken a bit lighter, people.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2003-12-28 05:04:06 EST (#)
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NOW WITH COMMENTARY!!
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1. only christians can go to hell.
Thesis statement. Concise; to the point. Can't wait to see how you back it up.
2. by accepting jesus you become a sinner, it's true, think about it,
Mmmmmmkay.... thinking......
3. from there you can either work to save your soul and go to heaven
Wait.... but didn't you just say Christians all go to hell? You are providing Christians with the chance to keep their religion AND get to heaven, which goes against your thesis statement entirely.
4. or you can realise jesus and the church are full of shit and then become a confirmed sinner to work evil and become full of another kind of shit from then on just so as to destroy the christian world....
Completely lost me here. Let me get this straight.... you're saying that Christians can either keep their religion and save their souls, or sin and go to hell. Decisions decisions...
5. now us regular folk are all just a bunch of self-aware post-pagan survivors, animals with minds...
Completely irrelevant. You do not expand on this idea of 'animals with minds' leaving the reader lost, confused, and suicidal.
You, young man, receive an F
YOUR KING HAS SPOKEN!!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2003-12-28 04:50:47 EST (#)
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Holy shit, what am I doing wasting my time with a guy whose average post score doesn't even get into the positive score range?
I don't know. And there are many things you have yet to know about Uber as well....
Like this: Don't give yourself +2s. They don't help your score, and you look like an asshole.
One other thing: you have gone and posted a whole bunch of posts that made absolutely no sense. Right now, in a fit of frustration, I'm going to just go to bed because I have no idea what you're arguing now. You say one thing, I say another, then you tell me that what I said is what you said........... This is a complete fucking mystery to me. Goodnight, sweet dreams, I'll see you in the morning sweet-cheeks.
Keep an eye out tomorrow, I may resume this after looking back and making sense of everything you're trying to say. Who knows? After decoding everything, there may be a logical argument there.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-12-28 04:47:42 EST (#)
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"sin is about doing unnatural things and what could be more sinful than being a christian?"
No. Sin is about doing immoral things as defined by a supreme and supernatural deity -often, sinful actions are natural, and that is made very clear(which is probably the origin of the idea of original sin; i.e., if sin is natural, then we must be born sinners).
And you don't have to "work for salvation," that's counter to the central tenet of Christianity, which is grace.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2003-12-28 04:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmmm..... all these zeros I'm giving you is actually bringing your score up. You should thank me.
Belief in religion is not a 'sin', if that's what you're trying to say (using the Christian definition of sin)
Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-12-28 04:42:42 EST (#)
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your right, it's not a joke, what was i thinking?
But what the Christian faith DOES say that if we truly repent for our transgressions, then Jesus will forgive us for our sins."
no shit, i've already said that, didn't you read the whole message or are you just forgetful?
"Do you honestly think that because a handful of crazy Christians say, "MASTURBATORS BURN IN HELL" that it automatically becomes a valid point?"
no i don't, why would you say that? didn't you read what i wrote? no? okay...
NOW FUKK OFF YOU TOSSER AND GET THEE BACK TO WHERE YE CAME FROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2003-12-28 04:41:23 EST (#)
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One more thing:
Your ideas of 'sin' is somewhat skewed.
What sin is defined as in the Christian religion is this: the act of going against God's will.
Not so much doing strange and unusual things.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2003-12-28 04:35:18 EST (#)
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Noooooo, you're just ranting, and not making any sense. I'm sorry, was I being a complete asshole in my previous post? I don't think I was. Hm.... goes to show you who the real man is between the two of us, I guess.
Now, in SIMPLYING (heheh) everything for me, you completely omitted doing any research on any religions out there. First of all, don't try and back out of this by saying that you were trying to piss people off. You weren't trying to piss anybody off, you were desperately trying to sound smarter than you are. Face it.
Secondly, WHERE THE HELL DO ANIMALS FIT INTO THIS PICTURE? We're not talking about animals. We're talking about Christians. I don't see any wolves or deer at the Vatican.
Thirdly, you were right about one thing: the fact that if we constantly do stupid shit, and believe God/Jesus will just forgive us, then this mindset will most certainly land us a nice toasty place in hell. It even states this is the New Testament. Paul preached about this to the Romans.... or Corinthians..... or whoever the fuck. I'm not going to fault you there, you're right about that. But what the Christian faith DOES say that if we truly repent for our transgressions, then Jesus will forgive us for our sins. Mind you, this is the Christian faith we're talking about. We're not going to go into other religions that actually believe in the whole, "Do what you want, God will still forgive you."
I went back and glanced over your little post about masturbation. Really.... come on. Do you honestly think that because a handful of crazy Christians say, "MASTURBATORS BURN IN HELL" that it automatically becomes a valid point? Maybe you forget that masturbation is a natural occurance in nature itself. It's the abuse of our sexuality that's the sin.
Now, if you want to say that EVERYBODY goes to hell, then you might have a decent point. After all, since we are not of all the same religion, and since everybody believes that anybody who isn't of their religions goes to hell, then we can safely assume that we all go to hell, right?
Whew. I'm going to bed.
Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-12-28 04:24:13 EST (#)
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taken from dazereader.com
"The Dallas Observer looks at the teen abstinence organization True Love Waits. The article addresses one question where TLW participants differ: fucking and sucking is clearly not allowed, but what about masturbating?
But his [a 20-year-old TLW member] beliefs compel him to stick to it--he considers masturbation a sin. "Whenever masturbation is involved, lust is involved, and that's impure," he says.
The problem, he says, is that even within supportive prayer groups and among abstinence-friendly friends, it isn't easy to broach the topic. "Like, you just don't want to even say it in the presence of other church people. I think it's just kind of collectively an issue of shame."
Indeed, the True Love Waits curriculum is euphemistic when discussing masturbation. In the text of four TLW workbooks--Until You Say I Do, True Love Waits Takes a Look at Courting, Dating, & Hanging Out, Pure Joy and Living Pure Inside Out--the term is mentioned rarely. References to viewing pornography abound, however, and they hammer that shameful theme: "Although the end result is different from person to person," one entry says, "it has to be noted that almost every serial murderer and sex offender began their journey to the depths of their depraved behavior with pornography."
Steven Bailey, a volunteer youth ministry assistant at First Baptist of Richardson, says he tries to steer kids away from the question of whether masturbation is right or wrong. "I try to teach them why we don't do those things," he says. "I ask them the simple question, 'When you masturbate, are your thoughts pure? Are your thoughts holy? Do you feel like you're glorifying God at those times?'"
i rest my case your honour, the unnaturality of christianity and the way it fuks up the NATURAL human mind...
i always feel like i'm glorifying something 'holy' when i fuck or toss, christians apparently do not... NO WONDER THE CLERGY IS FULL OF GAYS AND PAEDOPHILES!!!
Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-12-28 04:18:19 EST (#)
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okay fukwit, i'll simply it for you:
1. this is not a religious post, this is a piss take to rile people up, spot the clue.
2. believe whatever variation (PLENTY to choose from) of xianity you like, it's just believing in jesus and then being forgiven so you can go to heaven that will get you sent to hell if you don't get your forgiveness before you become wormfood or if your a baby (WHO KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT NOTHING) and don't get baptised before you die, i don't believe it applys to babies though because if they aren't aware enough not to shit on their mothers lap and piss in their fathers face then it doesn't really matter what any uppity jew said about anything 2000 years ago...
do animals go to hell? what about dolphins and lemurs and kangaroos? hmm? i'd say no...
put it this way: if you don't follow christianity (ie if your a follower of hinduism or asatru or taoism or voodoo ect) or even if you just don't know and don't give a fuk and have never been baptised as a christian then will you go to hell or heaven?
exactly...
only christians go to hell.
simple really, you must be thick as shite...
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2003-12-28 04:09:13 EST (#)
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I don't believe that Hamlet was a true story, though. Although, the practice of baptism on the king's deathbed started with, I believe, the emperor Constantine.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2003-12-28 04:06:57 EST (#)
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Ah, well, now that you put it that way, I will tear you apart.
Firstly, what Christians believe is that we are born with the mark of original sin. Now, I hardly believe that stillborn babies go to hell, but the idea of original sin goes back to Adam and Eve when they wanted to 'be like God'.
Now, what baptism does is it cleanses us of this original sin. This is why many of those conservatives say "BABIES BURN IN HELL!!" since stillborn/aborted babies never get the chance to receive baptism (I believe this to be an outrageous claim). Also, take a look into Hamlet. It was common practice for a king to receive baptism on his deathbed, since all of his sins would be believed to be wiped away, gaining him immediate entry into heaven. This is why Hamlet's father's soul was not at peace. He was killed before he was baptized. But I digress.
Overall, the Christian belief is that the belief in Jesus as the savior is enough to save us. Now.... how can you possibly say that in following every basic Christian belief (the belief in Jesus, 10 commandments, etc.) you go to hell? I find this to be a pointless claim.
But really, since this is a religious debate, we can just keep arguing about this, and there will be no 'logical' conclusion.
Your king has spoken.
Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-12-28 03:55:03 EST (#)
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'sports post'
you noticed the joke clue but didn't catch on, i'll have to +2 myself for that...
Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-12-28 03:54:00 EST (#)
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what's your problem?
what is it that you don't understand about it?
christians say we are born as sinners, now sin is about doing unnatural things and what could be more sinful than being a christian? or a member of ANY monotheistic religion for that matter ie islam and judaism.
and as for devil worshippers it's obvious how unnatural they blatantly are so no need to argue that point.
is the wolf a sinner for killing the deer and eating it? no he is not, by killing the deer he keeps the deer numbers down, he kills the weak and the old deer and then there is enough food for the strong young deer and the wolf and the deer both prosper.
good and evil is the division of nature and therefore both are unnatural and basically stupid.
is it right that two opposing political parties from opposite extreme ends of the political spectrum should constantly dominate politics and end up controlling your life? no? you want a government that just sticks to common sense and does what is needed instead of wasting your time? yes?
put it this way: what kind of person needs/wants to follow a religion that gives them forgiveness for doing evil? hmm? exactly...
jesus saves those who live the kind of lives that they will end up deserving to suffer for, excuses excuses excuses...
anyone else is just an innocent who knows no better than to follow a religion they were born into...
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2003-12-28 03:41:25 EST (#)
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Ok, this was a sports post...... about how only Christians can go to hell....... and there was absolutely no point made to back up your claim. I'm speechless. Fucking amazing.
I hate you pseudo-intellectuals...... drink some bleach please. I hear that the amount of bleach you drink is proportional to how cool you are. The more you drink, the cooler you get. Get to it!
Your king has spoken.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-12-28 03:40:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you TRYING to sound like an idiot?
Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-12-28 03:33:30 EST (#)
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no idea what that was about...
explain your strange reaction you fukwit, what do you mean exactly?
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2003-12-28 03:27:06 EST (#)
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