Fragile... Must Be Italian (5564 hits)
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Rating: 1.49 on 61 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bart Cilfone <uberuser.at.cilfone.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-28 05:59:26 EST
It's way too late for this and I spent way too much time doing this, BUT at least I can say I accomplished something meaningful with my life... and SpikeGoddess's leg.
Merry Christmas everybody!
User Reviews
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-04-21 18:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
were's the little light switch? oh, i get it.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-04-21 18:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spike sure has a nice leg. I made the other one into a coat stand. I heard her torso is in crate like Boxing Helena, in MickGinny's basement.
Submitted by mulletpower (user info) at 2004-02-10 21:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yOULL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT
Submitted by choppyboy (user info) at 2004-01-04 23:25:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It's Glorious!
Submitted by jinx (user info) at 2004-01-02 14:02:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart, you're the Boss like Springsteen.
Glad you used this title.
Submitted by jinx (user info) at 2004-01-02 13:52:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
be..sure...to...drink...your...OVALTINE?
Submitted by Perplexd (user info) at 2004-01-02 13:47:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
her leg should be fed thru a wood chipper.
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2003-12-29 23:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicole, you need to work for websters.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-12-29 17:19:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just saw that movie for the first time on my honeymoon. I guess that's what comes of being Jewish.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2003-12-29 16:59:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The best part about that lamp is that it actually came in a crate.
A fucking wooden crate. Awesome
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:35:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This so needed to happen. All the good lines are already taken so I'll just leave you with a +2.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-12-29 08:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
As tempting as the 10 inch circumference, 11 inch length penis is (picture internal bleeding), I think I'm going to have to stay out of this polyhedonistic love shape. I've had enough to last me quite a while.
What a cool new word: polyhedonistic/polyhedon = polyhedron + hedonist, a multi sided entity devoted to pleasure, especially pleasure of the senses. And I'm not talking about dildos
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2003-12-29 05:22:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
I knew it.
Bart! call him.
Convince him to move to Chicago with you.
Then you can go out to Umphrey's shows and have a good old midwestern time, with some butt love to seal the deal.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-29 05:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i sure am horny.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2003-12-29 05:19:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There's pheromones in the air, or something.
I think everyone ought to get laid.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-29 04:28:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yeah, that's about what it's like.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-12-29 03:57:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
can i buy one.
i have a chainsaw we can use to get the leg.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-29 03:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...The best part of waking up, is Andy in your cup...
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-12-29 03:46:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Weird, I just found a picture of hidden's penis online:
http://www.flexpack.org/images/coffee.jpg
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-29 03:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, it has a 10-inch girth and an 11-inch length...
Like a fat midget.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-29 03:20:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-12-28 22:47:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Last time, you said 11. I call for proof!
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if you read it again, you will notice i said-
ten inches.
around.
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2003-12-29 02:24:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it, let's see if we can make it a "love dodecahedron"!
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-12-29 01:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It seems that our love triangle has blossomed into a full fledged rhombus.
Who wants to see it become a pentagon?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-12-28 22:47:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Last time, you said 11. I call for proof!
Submitted by Christ (user info) at 2003-12-28 20:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'VE GOT IT
I WILL MAKE A PENIS LAMP
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-28 19:49:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
does this have something to do with penises?
if broads are saying i have a small penis, i'll never talk to you again. then again, it's not like i'd know. this innuendo is too confusing.
and for the record, my penis is 10 inches.
around.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-28 19:40:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wait, what were we talking about again?
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-12-28 19:28:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was. And if Hidden also referred to Bart in his last comment, that makes it all the better.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-12-28 19:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Surely she was referring to Bart.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-28 19:12:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, there's more than enough, if you know what i mean....
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-12-28 19:03:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No need to stand by and watch, Lisa. I'm sure there is more than enough to go around.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-12-28 18:57:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No need to fight. I'll make the sacrifice if I can watch.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-28 18:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lisa- bart is mine, and i will fight you to the death for him.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-28 18:03:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-28 17:36:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm confused. Who gets Lisa, Bart or Andy?
Or is this a menage a trois sort of thing?"
i think it's like a time-share sort of deal.........
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-28 17:36:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm confused. Who gets Lisa, Bart or Andy?
Or is this a menage a trois sort of thing?
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-12-28 17:29:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF Bart ... you need a woman. Get on the horn and call Lisa NOW!
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2003-12-28 15:57:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If anyone has a Hot Topic near them, I hear they are selling replicas of the leg lamp in "A Christmas Story"
I haven't had the inclination to visit the mall in about 6 years now so I couldn't verify.
Submitted by esso_merda (user info) at 2003-12-28 15:57:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I bet she gives great helmet."
Dark Helmet, "Spaceballs"
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2003-12-28 15:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
are these on the market yet or is this a prototype?
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2003-12-28 15:25:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Check your mail, Bart.
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2003-12-28 15:17:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yay!
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-28 15:08:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to do it but couldn't find a lamp shade like that.
Thumbs up!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-12-28 14:35:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So am I not the only one here that watches the movie for 24 hours straight or what?
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-12-28 13:54:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
glad someone finally did it. good job bart.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-12-28 13:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to take a poop
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-12-28 13:39:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I can say I accomplished something meaningful with my life"
I just wanted you to know that not only has this post given your life meaning, it has deeply affected mine as well. I now know what I was put on this planet to do. I must stop the abuse, the degradation. Every living thing should be treated with kindness and respect. Children, whales, dolphins, and monkeys all have their advocates and protectors. It is high time we started thinking about the little guy. That is why I am starting the organization PHTIPIC, People for the Humane Treatment of and the Improved Public Image of Chipmunks. From male review Chip & Dale and Alvin and the Chipmunks with their annoying voices to the saying "chubby chipmunk cheeks", chipmunks are portrayed in a negative light throughout our society. Are chipmunks any less alive than children and dolphins? If you cut them, do they not bleed? (If you ever cut a chipmunk and I find out I will hunt you down like the dog that you are and disembowel you with a spork) Chipmunks deserve just as much protection and benefit from our enlightened society as does the whale.
So, thank you Bart. This picture of a leg-lamp has given me new purpose and motivation. If anyone is interested in joining PHTIPIC, feel free to email me. We may not have many members (okay, only one, but when I sign up the 6 year old neighbor kid that will be a 100% increase in membership. Who wouldn't want to join such a fast growing organization?) but we have initiative and purpose, as well as the strength derived from the knowledge that our goals are worthy. Truth is on our side.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2003-12-28 13:13:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh heh.
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2003-12-28 12:47:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a rocking mass of awesome.
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2003-12-28 11:10:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, my leg is famous!
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2003-12-28 10:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dammit...I really should watch what I rate. I probably won't, and I will keep misrating posts by accident. But I should.
For what it's worth, that last rating was supposed to be a +2.
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2003-12-28 10:50:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No comment needed.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-28 10:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
100% pure awesomeness
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-12-28 10:18:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha...I'm Italian, but you can handle me roughly.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-12-28 09:17:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's put it in the front window.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-12-28 08:15:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
go ralphie!
Submitted by superwallet (user info) at 2003-12-28 06:43:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-12-28 06:42:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bartman...ya kill me!
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-12-28 06:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bartman...ya kill me!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2003-12-28 06:09:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOO!
Finally!
Submitted by indoninja <liam_cos.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-12-28 06:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you'll shoot your eye out.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-12-28 05:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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