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Who be cough? (653 hits)

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Submitted by learymckenna.at.yahoo.com (View user info) at 2003-12-29 08:42:31 EST


you know.......


like.......

i dont know.....

Ive been responding to posts here and there......


and.......

like...........

I dont know why........but most of you people..........like


Totally...think Im a guy for some reason......


Like, for real and stuff......it is so weird to hear a girl say bad things to your fucked
up and egotictical stupid meaningless retarded posts??


..........like whats the deal?


...i listen to Led Z........



SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND.............


...........come on you stranger, you ledgend.......you martyr and Shine!....


.......you reached for the secret toooo soon....you cry for the moon.....Shine on you craaaaaaaazy Diamond..........



cough is a girl..........I am a girl, but who the fuck cares? does it matter? nah.

I......like.....dont think so....but does it matter that I say then? Does it matter

......like matter who I am?......do you care?......do you drive in the car and think....."who
is this person 'Cough'?.........


No......didnt think soooooooooooooooooo...so who cares?






......you wore out your welcome with random precision...rode on the steel breeeeze....come on you raver......you *something*......come on you painter you piper you prisim....you Shine.....

....i know i know nothing~socrates....but its YOU who thinks you know something.......which...like



......you know.......turns out to be nothing........because......none of this shit......

..........none of it.......you know, like......matters....you know?


ever thought of that?..........you stupid little jobs and worries....HA.........same old fears......



......doesnt matter, doesnt equal up.....or down........falls short.......like your minds.......


.....the lazy minded writers.....feeling so much pain and anger.......from not being heard......


dude/dudettes......get over it....you like ....dig?......are you vibing with me?.....you know.....like are you cool?......can you like grok it?........

lets do some living............or not.............free will.......grab it or not.....stay under control..........................





and im done.


The End.

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Submitted by KilgoreTrout (user info) at 2003-12-29 09:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-12-29 09:10:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Crack isn't as good for you as they say.

Submitted by cough (user info) at 2003-12-29 09:07:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

uhhhh dude?.....it like....you...know...doesnt matter who sang it....you know?


.....think about that...........



...its just like,.....pure raw.,....strange...complete Crazy-ness..or craziness...

..spelling, you know.....its overrated....like how most people are.....

plastic....fake......over-----Rated.....people....think they..mean..a lil something....


dont matter...or it does....i like, dont know.....its all.....realitive....

depends on where youre like....LOCated....in life....in your...mind...

feel me.

Submitted by cough (user info) at 2003-12-29 09:06:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

uhhhh dude?.....it like....you...know...doesnt matter who sang it....you know?


.....think about that...........



...its just like,.....pure raw.,....strange...complete Crazy-ness..or craziness...

..spelling, you know.....its overrated....like how most people are.....

plastic....fake......over-----Rated.....people....think they..mean..a lil something....


dont matter...or it does....i like, dont know.....its all.....realitive....

depends on where youre like....LOCated....in life....in your...mind...

feel me.

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2003-12-29 09:03:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I was going to give this post a -2, but then I read it again. It made my eyes go all funny. So there goes your -2. Damn.

Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2003-12-29 09:00:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Definitely...heh.

Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-12-29 08:56:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Uhhh, hey dude...Shine On You Crazy Diamond is Pink Floyd.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-12-29 08:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Get naked, all the girls here do it.

Submitted by cough (user info) at 2003-12-29 08:55:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Kristen oh KrisTEN......i wish...you know, Like maybe you could see me, you know. maybe we could
sit down at Starbucks and order a triple latta with fat free soy milk and mint chocolate
chip cookies on the side....you know.....like hang out

and....i dont know...talk about......life and the universe.......


...maybe get metaphysical and explore each others mind......i bet...


..it would......like.......totally...blow your little mind away....and stuff....


.....or not!.....perhaps you know what i know already......which would be cooool,....

and then after that i could teach you how to....like surf on a wave....little ones...

to begin with, you know, cuz you cant surf....and all........but i could teach you....

and you could tell all your little friends and strangers you meet that youre a surfer chic.....

you know...add to your resume of life......impress people with your...like wit...and ablitiy....


that would....that would be like Cool huh KrisTEN...hang TEN baby......

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-29 08:47:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

There's nothing wrong with a girl saying cruel things to complete retards. Heck, Ashlee and Lisa do it all the time.

But they're funny about it. They also make interesting posts in between remarking on others' posts.

You do neither, therefore...no one cares enough to find out if you're a male or female, I guess. We just assume that whatever you are you're ugly and smelly and just as quickly forget you exist.


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