Ubersite is a hole in the internet (7538593257 hits) (1058 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: -0.91 on 54 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <Conditions_apply <Conditions.at.apply.com>> (View user info) at 2003-12-29 10:33:12 EST
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Submitted by FR33d0M (user info) at 2003-12-31 15:09:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
damn...that was really tricky...too bad nobody's laughing, then we would all be happier, and quite stupider
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-12-30 12:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Very old. Do your research.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/8217
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-12-30 11:36:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Go with that Yes. I think we should have a bong building contest. Kind of like our own little science fair. I'm sad to say that I'm a bit out of practice now thanks to the head shop here in town, but as a kid I could spin gold from straw. There are all the usual ones that are fish tank hoses and stoppers that you can stick in a coke bottle (too young for beer) and the one we made out of a coin bank. We made a nice one out of an apple once - good times.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2003-12-30 11:33:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually, now that I've read the rest of your replies, I justified a double serving of "Shut the fuck up". Now avaible in 3 fun flavors!
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2003-12-30 11:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
CONGRADS FUCKWAD!
You've won Bob Dole's "Dipshit of the day" award. A high honor I usually reserve for people I meet in person, but I feel you've earned through your incredible display of stupidity.
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Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-29 10:41:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
The car symbolizes me, the road is the internet and the pool of water is übersite. Any half-way decent conceptual artist could have told you that you poor un-cultured americans.
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The picture ain't yours, you +2 your own post, and you start in with the "I'm from [random country here] and I'm better than you. Fuck you, you psudo-inteligent twit.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-12-30 11:22:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Them thar puddle's a deeper than ma momma..."
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-12-30 00:25:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
that guy with the tan shirt looks like he has feet for hands. btw, shitty post.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-12-29 23:03:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is it difficult to be so incredibly stupid, or does it come naturally?
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2003-12-29 18:34:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hmmm... i could make a nifty bong outta a soup can and a straw and call it: "Being Poor Sucks... Get High"
Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2003-12-29 17:53:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
looks like my home in florida
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2003-12-29 13:27:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone licked a bum's ass
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-12-29 13:18:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
**the duluca jew/arab/nip/chink/gook/wog/white boy/nigger/american indian killing device!**
After all that, there wouldn't be anybody left. And isn't 'wog' and 'arab' the same thing, as far as racial slurs go? That's what I've heard, anyways.
Submitted by Tom at 2003-12-29 12:13:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ubersite is a hole in the internet (7538593257 hits) (175 hits)
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:42:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Gee....way to show me. You forefit. That's great. I won. Americans every where have just been dealt a decisive blow from this simple-ton living on a small rock in the indian ocean. Hahahahahahahaha.
Fuckers.
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:40:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
do you actually even KNOW any americans? i'd bet you don't.
i like how you dont' identify YOUR nationality sissy. afraid of the sterotypes your fellow country men have (not)earned you?
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Yeah, ever heard the one about the king islander that.....wait....no....no one has. And why do you assume that I would hate americans so much without knowing any? I know heaps, they're always comming through our city and making fun of us "simple folk". Jackass.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i smell a hit-whoring alter ego...........
enjoy the sounds of silence dipshit
Submitted by cough (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
why are you -2-ing your own post bro?
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:34:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I doubt that you can find my country on the map. I Live on King Island.
Submitted by cough (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:33:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SHIT! people......like....calmdown.....stop being pissed off at this dude..you know?
....give a bro a break.....like...pour some love out....maybe smear it your body...
...and someone might lick it off for ya....you know?
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:32:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Australia? What, did you just point to the big deserty looking thing next to all the other big coloured things on your copy of "My first Big-Boy's map"? God damn it! Why the fuck do you have to pretend that you can guess where I am? Fucking hell! Die filthy American!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:32:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why are you guys wasting your time with this idiot?
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:30:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:27:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
God damn it I hate americans. If it's not in the fucking USA, they just don't wanna know about it (unless ofcourse it has a pile of resources that are ripe for the stealing). People in other places learn about the world, whereas americans just assume it's all the same as them. Fuck I hate them all."
do you actually even KNOW any americans? i'd bet you don't.
i like how you dont' identify YOUR nationality sissy. afraid of the sterotypes your fellow country men have (not)earned you?
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:29:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Excuse me mister "I'm so great 'cause I'm actively participating in the rape of Iraq," Go take a flying fuck at a rolling dounut because I don't care about your opinion.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:27:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:22:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
No I shouldn't be there right now....It's 2 o'clock in the morning over here jackass. It's also the middle of the summer holidays. Get a fucking map retard."
well if i'd known you were in the southern hemisphere, probably australian, that comment might make sense dipshit. why are you on the internet at 2am during your summer vacation loser? you should be out doing shit instead of acting like a whiny bitch on the internet.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:03:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually spike-god-wanna-be, I don't give a fuck about critique. You and your critique can suck my dick. I don't care about what you think is acceptable conduct or what makes be appear juevenille (actually, I am a juevenille, so I can act like one if I wanna).
Fuck everyone.
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*yawn*
With an attitude like that, you'll never get anything but a -2 and a map on how to drive your head up your ass.
go play with your Playstation.
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:27:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
God damn it I hate americans. If it's not in the fucking USA, they just don't wanna know about it (unless ofcourse it has a pile of resources that are ripe for the stealing). People in other places learn about the world, whereas americans just assume it's all the same as them. Fuck I hate them all.
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:22:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No I shouldn't be there right now....It's 2 o'clock in the morning over here jackass. It's also the middle of the summer holidays. Get a fucking map retard.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:20:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
seen it - bored by you
next
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:18:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
well, whatever your substandard equivalent of Junior high (i.e. - 7th grade through 9th or so. but you know so much about americans, i'm sure you know this) is, shouldn't you be there right now?
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:15:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not all countries have the same education system. Mine has a fine free education system that has a primary school and a high school. That's all. Just because it's not like america doesn't mean it's not real you ego-centric pig.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:11:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:05:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well....I'm clearly not american, so I don't go to "Junior High"."
what, they dont' have public education in whatever third world contry you live in?
what a shame, though your lack of education shows.
Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that's right...come to my post and -2 it because you can't take criticism.
must be tough to be a teenager...don't you have "saved by the bell" reruns you could be relating to?
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:10:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:10:05 EST (#)
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Man
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:09:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:09:47 EST (#)
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Negative
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:05:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well....I'm clearly not american, so I don't go to "Junior High".
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:03:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dammit i thought junior high was back in session by now.....
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:03:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually spike-god-wanna-be, I don't give a fuck about critique. You and your critique can suck my dick. I don't care about what you think is acceptable conduct or what makes be appear juevenille (actually, I am a juevenille, so I can act like one if I wanna).
Fuck everyone.
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:00:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually, it's crappy american ideal's that allow me to say whatever the fuck I want to about them without fear of retaliation. Hahahaha.......I can say what I want about you and you're the ones that make it so.
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2003-12-29 11:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ConditionsApply,
Stop trying to justify yourself.
"This was symbolism, idiot"
"That comment was acutally supposed to be sarcastic"
You need to learn how to take criticism. When you get a critique, it's not wise to mouth off and try to justify your words. It's much better to sit back and take the comment for what it's worth, and if it's worthless, then in your mind just know that it's worthless. You end up sounding really juvenile if you try to explain away everything you do that gets a negative comment.
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-29 10:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So anyway.....after all the americans have died in my new super holocaust machine, the stupid camel raping jew will have no big fat fucker of an ally to help them fend off the arabic incursions. That's when my super secret society will take over the world from our super secret base hidden in a super-ultra-hyper-secret hidden location, possibly at wal-mart. And that's when i'll unleash my most feared powers......the duluca jew/arab/nip/chink/gook/wog/white boy/nigger/american indian killing device! Fear me.....
to be continued....
Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-12-29 10:57:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
also, so you're aware, the person who allows you to post on here is, you guessed it, american.
don't blast on us. you obviously don't know anyone who's american. go watch some more tv.
Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-12-29 10:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
who says i didn't get it? and suddenly, because i'm american, you think that has something to do with it?
go hang out somewhere else if you're just going to post up pictures. i have no appreciation for shit like this.
"oh i glued a soup can and a straw together! it represents the suction of the american market on the poor...GET IT???"
no. it's a soup can and a straw. this was a car in a hole. congratulations. you've made more out of something that isn't.
stop thinking so hard. you'll hurt yourself.
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-29 10:52:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually there was meant to be a sarcstic undertone to my comment about the symbolism. Plus I take every opportunity to rip into americans who are gay monkey fuckers. And while we're on the topic of gay monkey fucking yanks, I hate all of them and wish they would all die in horrible, possibly terrorist driven, over sized american car.
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2003-12-29 10:48:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahah (or not)
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2003-12-29 10:47:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pretty nifty trick getting that many hits
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2003-12-29 10:46:41 EST (#)
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You had a positive rating from me until you went and spelled out "the car symbolizes me...yadda yadda yadda"....
I'm sorry, but if you want to be symbolic, never spell it out literally. If people don't get it, your job is to sit back and be mysterious.
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by cough (user info) at 2003-12-29 10:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was driving on a beach in SC, Folly Beach, at night.
Car got stuck, tide came in....I only saved my board and then went surfing.
Left the car. Never to be heard from agian...or drove.....
good times, you know.
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-29 10:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The car symbolizes me, the road is the internet and the pool of water is übersite. Any half-way decent conceptual artist could have told you that you poor un-cultured americans.
Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-12-29 10:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
stop hanging out on rotten.com, or beg them to put up a forum.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2003-12-29 10:38:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
There was the whole picture series of this car sinking on rotten.com
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2003-12-29 10:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. Look how many hits I got.
Submitted by rickscales (user info) at 2003-12-29 10:34:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Definitly made me smile :)
Hope that's not a septic tank.