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Submitted by audjgirl (View user info) at 2003-12-29 12:08:48 EST


there is something about this place.

i left for a bit over the summer in a failed attempt to get over some of the criticisms i got for posting here. it didn't work.

ubersite keeps me up at night. it is my reason to play on the internet until the wee hours of the morning. it is my reason to go to work in the morning. it is my reason to ignore the phone.

it is my reason, my sanity, my cleverness, my hatefulness, my wittiness.

how often does a match like this occur?

there are only a few times in a person's life when they find a perfection in life's chaos. the perfect car, the perfect computer, the perfect sweater, even the perfect person--all singular instances stretched over long periods of time.

on ubersite, you can remake yourself.
be anyone you want.
go ahead, change your name, and try to start again.
we will figure you out.

no matter how far away any of us live from each other, the world is a smaller place on ubersite. talk with anyone you want from all kinds of countries and religions and races and opinions. somehow, we all end up being friends in this close-knit community. everyone knows each other. who needs email when you can trustingly post your cell # on here?

i have told all of you everything about myself in several different posts. my mom, when the internet was younger and i still lived under her roof, told me you should never share information with other people on the internet. now i am jealous that other uberusers got christmas cards and i have not.

http://audj.morgantowngamers.com/about.htm

something about ubersite makes you trust people you've never met, believe that there is still intelligent life out there, and want to sit in front of a computer all day.

i love it here.

i just hope it's not falling apart. i found this.

www.ubersite.co.uk

please. say it ain't so.

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Submitted by angrykoz (user info) at 2003-12-29 16:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Method, reminds me of an episode of Blossom, Saved By The Bell or some other shit teen drama - Im still laughing over the quote...

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-12-29 16:22:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Angrykoz, go here and tell me if it doesnt piss you off also.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/16499




Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-12-29 16:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes, a truce. A very reluctant truce.

Consider me Israel.

Fuck with me and ill bomb the shit out of you .

= )

+2 as a gesture of good faith.

Submitted by angrykoz (user info) at 2003-12-29 15:54:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't know why but this made me laugh ---> "I think that post with the fucking pumpkin party really pissed me off."


WTF?

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-29 15:33:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

SUE THEM, BART! SUE THEM!!!

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-12-29 13:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh you can hope, dream, and pray but I think we'll always have the limeys and kiwis among us. Although, the bastards get more vacation time than we do so none of them are working at the moment.

so Method - is this a truce?

Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-12-29 13:56:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

method, my work doesn't suck. it's mediocre...but it's not like i can't spell, don't use paragraphs, and come here only to torture you.

come on. i'll never be a razor or a loki or a mickginny, but i'm not freaking awful or a newbie by any means. cut me some slack. i come here to post for FUN, no necessarily to have you analyze every word.

did you get the gist of the post?

if you did, hey, i'm satisfied. why aren't you?

Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-12-29 13:52:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

loki, my thing is that i would just hate to see us lose all the people from UK, Australia, and other countries that associate themselves with England and such.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-12-29 13:51:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ok, fine, I wont be a dick to her anymore. I will refrain from automatically -2ing her posts.

BUT if they suck, I will wholeheartedly and with much fervor repeatedly -2 her.

Audj, your next post better be........better than this one.
(I feel like Austin Powers...."allow myself to introduce........my...self.")




Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-12-29 13:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

what on earth? why? you have something against pumpkins or parties or friends or what?


Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-12-29 13:46:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Actually, I couldnt tell you why; all I know is I hate you profusely. I think that post with the fucking pumpkin party really pissed me off.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-12-29 13:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love the diversity.

Ok Method - I think it's time we settled this. Now what is you deal?

Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-12-29 13:44:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

sorry i think dirtypaws already filled that position...dunno. you'd have to ask her. why am i your archenemy again?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-12-29 13:43:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Words cannot describe how much I hate you.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-12-29 13:42:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 because you're my archenemy and I hate you.

Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2003-12-29 13:42:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This random Simpsons quote characterizes Uber very well. I love it when the quotes fit!


Uh, so. Let's have a conversation. Uh, I think we'll find that we have
very little in common.

-- Homer Simpson
The Last Temptation of Homer






SpikeGoddess


But let me tell you, the slim lazy Homer you knew is dead. Now I'm a
big fat dynamo.

-- Homer Simpson
King-Size Homer