Lama__Luv (420 hits)
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Submitted by learymckenna.at.yahoo.com (View user info) at 2003-12-29 17:26:53 EST
Being a girl and all. You boys know what I'm talking about when I talk about Egypt.
i sometimes, well most of the time-- have a slight voodoo-Jesus urge to hurt/kill things.
prehaps.... while traveling on an English countryside road, with my top
down and toking on a cigar and previously talking about luxury--I sometimes...
,.....start to think.......'How would I kill a Lama?'
Lets say if It just started to attack me, you know? Like Totally Lama Style?
What would I do? would I try to grab that neck and risk my own? or should I stay low?
Low to the ground, where to throw the Lamas gravity off, causing it to stumble
off a cliff......with jaggered rocks and kids playing hoola hoop......i wonder.....I wonder....
if that Lama would attack me again?........would i have to do a reconnaissance mission...you know....to make sure His family didn't see me.....
.....would they be good trackers?......like The Jewish people....tracking foot steps, smelling the winds...........
looking for my spirit while they dose on peyote to find me........would I be in the spirit world then?......
.....you know.....like.....would I be able to be in the spiritWorld after killing the lama?......
..I don't know.....its like....a lot to think about, you know?.........thats heavy and salty.....
.......like apples that were left outside in trees.............i feel sorry for the lama now....
and his family..........would it be like....you know.......weird and out of place for me
to send flowers and chocolates and balloons to the Lama family...............I do not know............
i just dont know anymore......i dont know.......anymore........
User Reviews
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2003-12-29 20:08:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Llame.
Sorry, just had to say it.
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by cough (user info) at 2003-12-29 19:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
complete utter maddness.
And Yes Corky, I was talking to you.
Do you still have your "Corky-tised Girlfriend"?
man oh man..life is beautiful
Cough
Submitted by Sunny (user info) at 2003-12-29 18:26:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Llama for the animal, Lama for the religious leader.
Are you plotting an act of religious terrorism?
Yick for you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-12-29 18:19:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
<3 Kristen
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2003-12-29 18:09:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh...it's like not even needing to take drugs...hooray for vicarious living.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2003-12-29 17:56:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Drugs are bad, m'kay...
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-12-29 17:49:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Being a girl and all. You boys know what I'm talking about when I talk about Egypt."
Uh, no, not really.
Spongenator.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/21615
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-29 17:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Am I the Corky of which you speak?
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2003-12-29 17:38:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think it is spelled Llama...
try the orange pizza.
Submitted by cough (user info) at 2003-12-29 17:32:55 EST (#)
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and jesus said...."AND THEN THERES YOU"
why...Thank you Corky! I really luved you on Life Goes On.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-29 17:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, there's weird...like, "Huh, it's snowing in July in Miami, FL."
Then there's you.