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Rating: -1.54 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by learymckenna.at.yahoo.com (View user info) at 2003-12-30 09:35:47 EST


paper life.

always waiting on dat paper baby. lets live it up!
but just as soon as I get some mo paper.....its so binding bro...like a noose...
....lets play our lil guitars on the shore of some beach....a nameless..touchless
beach...virginal.....with no paper layin round....believe in me because....well.....cuz
I ...don't believe in anything.......we're not on a vacation...lets get out of dis mental vacation.......for ReaL.

...gots ta get dim papers!.....so many barGains...
so....many paper choices...oh!....the horrors ov dat paper life......lets vibe in the sky with The eye....we cant deny......so sly......so many ways to die.....for that wee lil paper mesi.....aaaaaaah!!!....dig?...lend a hand, gimmie some ov that craZy sweeeet love...I'll give u ALL ov mine........lets melt...lets flow...you know? ...in a row....cuz its...easier to take off when we're dis low.....to da ground....grounded.....grounded by our ways....

...take off dim paper hands....dat paper thought...those paper ways...those paper Masks....do u See? do u Feel me?.........put em water...let em disSolve ...into lil pieces that float to the top...Foreshadowing..... gots ta get dat paper!...damnit!....U..gots ta Forget dat paper!

......just be real with me......damnit......I dont need no mo clams......don't shut me out cuz ur scared.....

....i can help you..i promise....i promise You its beeeee U taFULL up here.........we are bigger.....than that them there mountains are....you gots ta SEE dis view man.....you gots to!!.....just DO IT....you know?...yeah, You know.....DO IT! DO IT NOW!.......awesome......explode....Become.....come with me...please.....lets let dat paper float away baby........its not US...you know.....its makes no sense after seeing dis...........something in the way of Becoming, you know....dat process......we all want summin beautiful.......lets glide wit it.........dont u eva be scared ov Love.....be scared of dat paper.......


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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-01-15 04:45:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You are creepy.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-30 10:20:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

awe damn im logged out...?

oh well, yeah -so InsaneDude give me your email address

if you want to know who I be.


peace

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-12-30 10:19:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

someone with an assload of time.

But that's coming to an end soon.

I'll be joining you people back in the state.


grrrr.


InsaneDude I still want to meet you.

I think youre luminous.

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-30 10:17:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

And best would actually be loosely translated to mean worst in that first sentence I wrote...

Actually, I meant to write beast.

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-30 10:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

PMJ, it looks as though prayers are indeed answered. The best is going...supposedly.

See, maybe two bullets are more effective than one bigger bullet...ya think? Maybe, in the alternate Überworld, our insults knew more than we did. One, two, SHE'S DOWN! Maybe, just maybe, while we would have enjoyed the merged mega-insult, they knew...they knew...Did I just blow your mind?

I don't know. I'm on the goofy side today. I have a bad case or perma-grin and an even worse case of twinkle eyes. Sickening, isn't it?

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-12-30 10:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Who are you?

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-12-30 09:58:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Doh! No I can't talk I guess...

Hey, how come we tied, but your comment is posted as if it came after mine. Shouldn't the two comments have merged to form one ultra insult or something?

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-12-30 09:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Scary. This person is scary and strange.

-2

Spongenator.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/21615


Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-30 09:49:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Jinx, PMJ.

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-12-30 09:49:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Listen friend..... you suck...... but it's life in the mind......

when I speak the words..... of your suck nature....

Truth abounds.......
suck is in you everywhere..... go forth,
suck......

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-12-30 09:49:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Whew. After your last post I was worried it would be impossible for you to suck any more than you already did.

Thanks for proving that there is a God.

Oh yeah-Fuck! Will you fucking go afuckingway? FUCK!

Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-12-30 09:44:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ow.

Submitted by cough (user info) at 2003-12-30 09:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

nah man....its....crucial....dont worry bout how i wrote it..look at what it means....read...it

you know? ....like find da meanin IN it.....take your time......feel it.....you know?

Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2003-12-30 09:39:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I've seen better. From you.


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