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Submitted by Furious George (View user info) at 2003-12-30 15:09:07 EST
In the tradition of quick, meaningless posts that require little to no work, I present you with the 10 funniest band names I've ever heard (in no particular order):
1.Anal Cunt
2.Swearing At Motorists
3.Sorry About Dresden
4.Volcano, I'm Still Excited!!!
5.The Fucking Champs
6.Negro Problem
7.Dorkestra
8.What's Your Problem, Brian?
9.Meanwhile, In Communist Russia
10. I Used To Fuck People Like You In Prison
Note: this is not an endorsement of any of these bands and their musical abilities (or lack thereof).
Feel free to contribute any other good names.
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Submitted by SixThousand (user info) at 2004-02-17 17:43:26 EST (#)
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The Screaming Headless Torsos
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-30 17:36:18 EST (#)
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Hairsphincter and i saw a band called Unclefucker that opened up for Mindless Self Indulgence.
Anal Cunt is awesome. anyone who disagrees obviously doesn't know the first thing about good music. they have a song titled "Hitler Was a Sensitive Man" for god's sake. how great is that?
Submitted by ilCacciatore (user info) at 2003-12-30 17:34:14 EST (#)
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There's a band in the Keys called Big Dick and the Extenders. Nice.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-12-30 17:21:55 EST (#)
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The Mo Sizlac Experiance Featuring Homer
Submitted by Dole (user info) at 2003-12-30 15:59:11 EST (#)
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The Fighting Tongs
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-12-30 15:40:04 EST (#)
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3 Guys That Hate You
Hammerfight
Donkey Punch
(I could really make this post get ridiculous....trying to resist)
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-12-30 15:38:55 EST (#)
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The Pedophilic Orchestra
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2003-12-30 15:35:12 EST (#)
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Johnny ADD and the Phallic Five (My band's "make-fun-of-ourselves" name)
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-12-30 15:34:16 EST (#)
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Oral sects
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2003-12-30 15:27:58 EST (#)
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my two favorites...
Buster Hymen and the Penetrators
and the Billy Joel/Pink Floyd cover band: Glass Houses of the Holy
Submitted by Mothyham (user info) at 2003-12-30 15:23:11 EST (#)
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soldier of fortune cookie
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-12-30 15:19:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Armadildo
Submitted by xLisaCatx (user info) at 2003-12-30 15:16:18 EST (#)
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Big Knife, Limozeen, Tarantula.
Strongbad gets credit for those.
Submitted by angrykoz (user info) at 2003-12-30 15:16:02 EST (#)
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gangbang circus
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-12-30 15:15:33 EST (#)
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Lenny and the Jets
Submitted by Y3D (user info) at 2003-12-30 15:10:20 EST (#)
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wombat vengence