The last bad joke of 2003 (759 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by txyankee (View user info) at 2003-12-31 11:24:23 EST
Dinner with the Girlfriend's Parents
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy h! ow many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will ! be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers! back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."
Happy New Year
-Alan
User Reviews
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-12-23 02:58:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-12-23 02:26:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
2004 2005 and 2006 are now included
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-01-02 05:42:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for this actually being the last bad joke of 2003 BC.
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-01-02 05:23:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Condoms come in family packs?
So the whole damn family can join in?
Submitted by esso_merda (user info) at 2004-01-01 20:37:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Don't be a fool, wrap your tool...Those crazy kids with their crazy...V.D."
Van Wilder, "Van Wilder"
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2003-12-31 14:30:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
it is a shitty joke.
for more info on where this joke originates see:
http://www.snopes.com/college/risque/blinddate.asp
This scene was in the 80's remake of THE BLOB.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-12-31 13:01:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Slopster53 (user info) at 2003-12-31 12:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Smile Worthy.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-12-31 12:15:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I always giggle when I see this joke.
I make sure never to date daughters of Pharmicists. Or at least find out what their father does.
Daughters of cops I stay far away from.
Daughters of Lawyers I stay further away from.
I like it.
Submitted by Goldneyes (user info) at 2003-12-31 11:32:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahh! did it again, that was me, not Streetpunk that just said that. I need to get my head checked, the voices are coming out!
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-12-31 11:31:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, heard it before, but is still making me laugh! Happy New year!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2003-12-31 11:27:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's to make up for the loss :).
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2003-12-31 11:27:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But I can't go punishing fellow shitty posters!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2003-12-31 11:26:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've heard that joke, and -2 just to make you feel good :).