Things I would like to see by 2005 (743 hits)
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Submitted by Trevor Johnson <trevcali.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-02 23:13:51 EST
1)Olsen Twins strip naked for playboy.
2)Rosanne shot and then stabbed in the stomach.
3)Everyone from the cast of 7th heaven get dropped in a third world country and have them beaten everyday by their citizens.
4)Me as king of U.S.A.
5)U.S. pullling out of Iraq.
6)President Bush gets taken out by pretzel assasins.
7)Democracy brought back.
8)My investments to pull through.
9)Not to have had my heart broken by a girl for a year.
10)Eminem to quit rap
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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-01-03 10:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 For this:
Submitted by moose74 (user info) at 2004-01-02 23:36:00 (#)
Ranking: -1
You forgot the most important thing. The thing EVERYONE wants to see by 2005. The Cincinnati Bengals in the Superbowl!!!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-01-03 06:22:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You want to become King of a non-existent Monarchy in the US then want Democracy to come back? UH? Eh? Ah fair enough, I'm hungover.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-01-03 06:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
6)President Bush gets taken out by pretzel assasins.
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Actually, I have to give you props for this one.
Ha! Funny as shit.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-01-03 06:04:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a fucking college student.
Give up before I come to California and make you give up.
Submitted by finkboy21 (user info) at 2004-01-03 01:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck at life
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-01-03 01:12:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok..i get it... soo like how small is your pippy?? how small.. u can tell us.. don't be shy now... they have pills for that kind of stuff now.. don't be shy...
Submitted by LAF (user info) at 2004-01-03 00:35:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops, my bad..I though you said democrats...
Submitted by LAF (user info) at 2004-01-03 00:34:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
7)Democracy brought back.
Hell no. fuck liberals.
Submitted by FR33d0M (user info) at 2004-01-03 00:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
OK, you bastards who kept copying and pasting the same thing or really fking morons...
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-01-03 00:03:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Trevor returns! Welcome back!
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-02 23:47:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
[Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-01-02 23:42:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
1)Olsen Twins strip naked for playboy - FUCK YOU PAEDOPHILE (Actually... the O twins will be 18 this year, asshole)
2)Rosanne shot and then stabbed in the stomach. - ROSEANNE DOESN'T TAKE SHOOTINGS FROM ANYONE (Are you a lesbian?)
3)Everyone from the cast of 7th heaven get dropped in a third world country and have them beaten everyday by their citizens. - 7TH HEAVEN BRINGS US THE MORAL SUPPORT AND GUIDANCE WE NEED (If you're a fucking Bible humper... BIBLE HUMPER!)
4)Me as king of U.S.A. - SORRY, SINCE HAIRY MCCLEAN (YOUR MOTHER) ISNT QUEEN OF USA, I GUESS YOU ARE FUCKED (make some sense, and maybe more people would laugh with you instead of at you)
5)U.S. pullling out of Iraq. - YOUR DAD PULLING OUT OF YOUR MUM A LITTLE SOONER 20 YEARS AGO (Nice one, slick... god, you're hilarious)
6)President Bush gets taken out by pretzel assasins. - YOU TAKEN OUT BY A KNIFE WIELDING DONUT PUNCHER (see above)
7)Democracy brought back. -JESUS BROUGHT BACK (Bible humper!!! Read on some real religions... Christianity is science fiction)
8)My investments to pull through. -THE ONLY INVESTMENT YOU HAVE IS THE MOLD GROWING ON YOUR BACK, WHICH HAS AN INTEREST RATE OF 110% GOOD PORTFOLIO. ZINGGGGGGGGGGGG. (Could you be a little more gay?)
9)Not to have had my heart broken by a girl for a year. YEAH, MAYBE YOUR MOM WILL STOP DUMPING YOU. (Again... great comeback... jackass.
10)Eminem to quit rap - EMINEM TO QUIT RAP. (wow... is there an echo in here?)
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Or how about everyone shuts up and eat some of Granny's home made fudge! ]
I WOULDNT EAT A SINGLE PASTRY THAT WAS PRODUCED IN YOUR GRANNYS ROTTEN CROTCH.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-02 23:44:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
[Submitted by ZeroSignal (user info) at 2004-01-02 23:38:52 (#)
Ranking: 1
1. rocket packs
2. laser guns
3. jetson's cars]
YOU ARE FORGETTING ONE THING THE JETSONS ACHIEVED ON TOP OF FLYING CARS AND PILL SIZED MEALS. THERE ARE NO BLACK PEOPLE. BUT THEN AGAIN THERE WERE NO BLACK PEOPLE IN THE FLINTSTONES EITHER SO I DONT KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE. WHERE DID THESE BLACK PEOPLE COME FROM AND WHERE WILL THEY GO IN THE FUTURE, I DONT KNOW.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-01-02 23:42:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1)Olsen Twins strip naked for playboy - FUCK YOU PAEDOPHILE (Actually... the O twins will be 18 this year, asshole)
2)Rosanne shot and then stabbed in the stomach. - ROSEANNE DOESN'T TAKE SHOOTINGS FROM ANYONE (Are you a lesbian?)
3)Everyone from the cast of 7th heaven get dropped in a third world country and have them beaten everyday by their citizens. - 7TH HEAVEN BRINGS US THE MORAL SUPPORT AND GUIDANCE WE NEED (If you're a fucking Bible humper... BIBLE HUMPER!)
4)Me as king of U.S.A. - SORRY, SINCE HAIRY MCCLEAN (YOUR MOTHER) ISNT QUEEN OF USA, I GUESS YOU ARE FUCKED (make some sense, and maybe more people would laugh with you instead of at you)
5)U.S. pullling out of Iraq. - YOUR DAD PULLING OUT OF YOUR MUM A LITTLE SOONER 20 YEARS AGO (Nice one, slick... god, you're hilarious)
6)President Bush gets taken out by pretzel assasins. - YOU TAKEN OUT BY A KNIFE WIELDING DONUT PUNCHER (see above)
7)Democracy brought back. -JESUS BROUGHT BACK (Bible humper!!! Read on some real religions... Christianity is science fiction)
8)My investments to pull through. -THE ONLY INVESTMENT YOU HAVE IS THE MOLD GROWING ON YOUR BACK, WHICH HAS AN INTEREST RATE OF 110% GOOD PORTFOLIO. ZINGGGGGGGGGGGG. (Could you be a little more gay?)
9)Not to have had my heart broken by a girl for a year. YEAH, MAYBE YOUR MOM WILL STOP DUMPING YOU. (Again... great comeback... jackass.
10)Eminem to quit rap - EMINEM TO QUIT RAP. (wow... is there an echo in here?)
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Or how about everyone shuts up and eat some of Granny's home made fudge!
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-02 23:42:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1)Olsen Twins strip naked for playboy - FUCK YOU PAEDOPHILE (Actually... the O twins will be 18 this year, asshole)- THEY LOOK LIKE MONKEYS, PEOPLE LIKE YOU WAIT FOR PEOPLE LIKE THESE TO GROW UP JUST SO THEY ARE LEGAL? WTF, YOU ARENT GOING TO GET NEAR THEM WITH A 10 FT POLE.
2)Rosanne shot and then stabbed in the stomach. - ROSEANNE DOESN'T TAKE SHOOTINGS FROM ANYONE (Are you a lesbian?) (WTF, YOUR SHITTY RESPONSE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT I SAID)
3)Everyone from the cast of 7th heaven get dropped in a third world country and have them beaten everyday by their citizens. - 7TH HEAVEN BRINGS US THE MORAL SUPPORT AND GUIDANCE WE NEED (If you're a fucking Bible humper... BIBLE HUMPER!) (A BIBLE WILL BE A LOT HOTTER THAN ANY GIRL YOU EVER LAND)
4)Me as king of U.S.A. - SORRY, SINCE HAIRY MCCLEAN (YOUR MOTHER) ISNT QUEEN OF USA, I GUESS YOU ARE FUCKED (make some sense, and maybe more people would laugh with you instead of at you) (I LAUGH AT YOU, BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST COVERING YOUR OWN SHITTY TRACKS)
5)U.S. pullling out of Iraq. - YOUR DAD PULLING OUT OF YOUR MUM A LITTLE SOONER 20 YEARS AGO (Nice one, slick... god, you're hilarious) (ZINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG)
6)President Bush gets taken out by pretzel assasins. - YOU TAKEN OUT BY A KNIFE WIELDING DONUT PUNCHER (see above) (SEE ABOVE, OH WAIT, ZINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN)
7)Democracy brought back. -JESUS BROUGHT BACK (Bible humper!!! Read on some real religions... Christianity is science fiction) (WHERE IS THE FUCKING SCIENCE OF IT, I DONT RECALL READING ABOUT MOONROCKETS OR TV DINNERS IN THE BIBLE)
8)My investments to pull through. -THE ONLY INVESTMENT YOU HAVE IS THE MOLD GROWING ON YOUR BACK, WHICH HAS AN INTEREST RATE OF 110% GOOD PORTFOLIO. ZINGGGGGGGGGGGG. (Could you be a little more gay?) (I COULD BE A LOT MORE FUCKING GAY CONSIDERING HOW INCREDIBLE AB FILLED AND MUSCULAR AND MANLY I AM)
9)Not to have had my heart broken by a girl for a year. YEAH, MAYBE YOUR MOM WILL STOP DUMPING YOU. (Again... great comeback... jackass. (GREAT COMEBACK.......JACKASS, WAIT THAT WAS A PRETTY SHITTY COMEBACK. WHO THE FUCK CALLS SOMEONE A JACKASS? )
10)Eminem to quit rap - EMINEM TO QUIT RAP. (wow... is there an echo in here?) (WOW IS THERE AN ECHO IN THERE THERE MUST BE)
Submitted by ZeroSignal (user info) at 2004-01-02 23:38:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. rocket packs
2. laser guns
3. jetson's cars
Submitted by moose74 (user info) at 2004-01-02 23:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You forgot the most important thing. The thing EVERYONE wants to see by 2005. The Cincinnati Bengals in the Superbowl!!!
Submitted by KixStar (user info) at 2004-01-02 23:34:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1)Olsen Twins strip naked for playboy - FUCK YOU PAEDOPHILE (Actually... the O twins will be 18 this year, asshole)
2)Rosanne shot and then stabbed in the stomach. - ROSEANNE DOESN'T TAKE SHOOTINGS FROM ANYONE (Are you a lesbian?)
3)Everyone from the cast of 7th heaven get dropped in a third world country and have them beaten everyday by their citizens. - 7TH HEAVEN BRINGS US THE MORAL SUPPORT AND GUIDANCE WE NEED (If you're a fucking Bible humper... BIBLE HUMPER!)
4)Me as king of U.S.A. - SORRY, SINCE HAIRY MCCLEAN (YOUR MOTHER) ISNT QUEEN OF USA, I GUESS YOU ARE FUCKED (make some sense, and maybe more people would laugh with you instead of at you)
5)U.S. pullling out of Iraq. - YOUR DAD PULLING OUT OF YOUR MUM A LITTLE SOONER 20 YEARS AGO (Nice one, slick... god, you're hilarious)
6)President Bush gets taken out by pretzel assasins. - YOU TAKEN OUT BY A KNIFE WIELDING DONUT PUNCHER (see above)
7)Democracy brought back. -JESUS BROUGHT BACK (Bible humper!!! Read on some real religions... Christianity is science fiction)
8)My investments to pull through. -THE ONLY INVESTMENT YOU HAVE IS THE MOLD GROWING ON YOUR BACK, WHICH HAS AN INTEREST RATE OF 110% GOOD PORTFOLIO. ZINGGGGGGGGGGGG. (Could you be a little more gay?)
9)Not to have had my heart broken by a girl for a year. YEAH, MAYBE YOUR MOM WILL STOP DUMPING YOU. (Again... great comeback... jackass.
10)Eminem to quit rap - EMINEM TO QUIT RAP. (wow... is there an echo in here?)
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-02 23:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1)Olsen Twins strip naked for playboy - FUCK YOU PAEDOPHILE
2)Rosanne shot and then stabbed in the stomach. - ROSEANNE DOESN'T TAKE SHOOTINGS FROM ANYONE
3)Everyone from the cast of 7th heaven get dropped in a third world country and have them beaten everyday by their citizens. - 7TH HEAVEN BRINGS US THE MORAL SUPPORT AND GUIDANCE WE NEED
4)Me as king of U.S.A. - SORRY, SINCE HAIRY MCCLEAN (YOUR MOTHER) ISNT QUEEN OF USA, I GUESS YOU ARE FUCKED
5)U.S. pullling out of Iraq. - YOUR DAD PULLING OUT OF YOUR MUM A LITTLE SOONER 20 YEARS AGO
6)President Bush gets taken out by pretzel assasins. - YOU TAKEN OUT BY A KNIFE WIELDING DONUT PUNCHER
7)Democracy brought back. -JESUS BROUGHT BACK
8)My investments to pull through. -THE ONLY INVESTMENT YOU HAVE IS THE MOLD GROWING ON YOUR BACK, WHICH HAS AN INTEREST RATE OF 110% GOOD PORTFOLIO. ZINGGGGGGGGGGGG.
9)Not to have had my heart broken by a girl for a year. YEAH, MAYBE YOUR MOM WILL STOP DUMPING YOU.
10)Eminem to quit rap - EMINEM TO QUIT RAP.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-02 23:24:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Okay, I'm lying.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-02 23:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"6)President Bush gets taken out by pretzel assasins"
Ha! This one made me laugh.
Submitted by bravo_foxtrot (user info) at 2004-01-02 23:19:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
11) You run over by a snow groomer.