Queen Ashlee Is A Bitch!! (1617 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.09 on 56 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Shay Brown <ShayBrown03.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-05 14:52:55 EST
Do you want to know why I say this? Because god forbid you dis-agree with anything she, Kristen, Loki, GodChicken, ReallyBored and a few others say, then you're a bitch, an asshole, stupid, and you have no idea what you're talking about. So I say FUCK HER and fuck anyone who disagrees with me.
I must warn anyone that agrees with me to be careful before submitting, you might end up on one of their precious 'uber' lists like I did. Although she did vote me one of the most annoying bitches on this site, which I take as a huge compliment coming from her.
User Reviews
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-03-29 00:57:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
roflcopter
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-04-25 23:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The reason they are not flamed is because they post good posts and comment good comments.
Unlike yourself, They started a long time ago and worked their way up to the "top."
I'm sure they have had their fair share of shitty posts from back then.
And even now, some of them have bad posts.
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The reason that you are flamed is because you post utter shit.
Unlike them, you started recently and act like you're at the "top."
I'm sure you've not had any good posts as of yet.
And even in a year, you won't have any good posts.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-01-13 18:25:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-05 16:02:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
I knew I'd get you all to respond to a post of mine, oh look I'm #8 on most recently reviewed yey!
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hahaha Thats a real accomplishment!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-01-13 17:49:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I could write one for you, but I'm not feeling especially witty lately.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2004-01-13 16:27:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ooh, ooh, I want a hate post too! I'm sure somebody hates me!
Submitted by cchero (user info) at 2004-01-07 21:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it's true that there are uber...conventions... I'm...speechless.... wow... what a party
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:13:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
too short.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-01-06 04:47:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Kristen, I couldn't forget Shay Shay.
It all just fits a little TOO perfectly..
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-01-06 03:56:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought you forgot about me, Tartie!
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-01-06 03:55:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Or, we keep Ashlee alive and kill Shay!
YAY!
And HAHAHAHAHA, coley! You remembered ShayShay!
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2004-01-06 03:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay! Kill Ashlee and then kill her family! (This includes and half cousins, step relatives and pets)
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-01-06 03:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Women arent funny... and neither are some men... like me, i'm not funny either, but women just arent funny. Their humour is just transparent. I've never met a funny woman, I only "have a laugh" with a woman so that she lets me stick my willy inside her sweaty box, as does every other man on this forum.
Submitted by esso_merda (user info) at 2004-01-06 03:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn it. I leave uber for five months (having to change my ubername because I forgot my previous goddamn password) and now all I see is hate posts, hate posts, hate posts. Shut the fuck up. If you don't like someone, tell them on one of their posts, hopefully with some well thought out plan of attack. If they flame you, reply to them ON YOUR POST. Don't waste my and everyone else's time having to scroll down the front page or clicking "Older Messages" just read something with substance or humour. Again, shut the fuck up. Whiney bitches!
"I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes! Fire away, Assholes."
Dark Helmet, "Spaceballs"
By the by, this was funny: http://www.ubersite.com/m/22167#326381
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-01-06 02:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22222
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2004-01-05 18:56:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
QA isn't a bitch, shes just an idiot, you should feel sorry for her.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-01-05 18:56:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-01-05 18:23:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry coley. <womp,womp>
im actually in my comfy leather reclining chair in my room.
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2004-01-05 18:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
She might be a bitch, but at least she knows how to go about it
properly. You're bitchin' is strictly amateur in style and texture.
"Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, make me rich..."
-TooShort
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-01-05 18:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i concur with reallybored.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-01-05 18:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HEY BOB
I'm allowed ONE day off this week you know!
Go back to class!
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-01-05 17:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shay - What the fuck is your deal? If you think QA, Kristen, GodChicken, Loki and myself are a bunch of assholes or elite fucks, why the fuck write a post about it and push us even further to the center of attention?
Why dont you stop. Remember its a website. Take a breath. Then write a decent post. Stop letting people over the internet get you so upset. Its NOT a big deal.
Goddamn.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-01-05 16:46:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
coley: shouldnt you be at work. tisk tisk tisk.
good idea, bad execution.
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2004-01-05 16:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who cares?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-01-05 16:40:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AHAHAH
Hey SHAY SHAY
your sweater is on backwards!
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-01-05 16:38:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Do you want to know why I say this?"
No.
Submitted by Slopster53 (user info) at 2004-01-05 16:09:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-05 16:07:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why wait for an hour? Quit your job, go home, and cry yourself to sleep with a family sized bucket of fried chicken. Food makes everything better fatty.
Submitted by regularuser <scared.at.fear.com> at 2004-01-05 16:06:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree with you completely. Fuck that biznatch and all of her cronies.
Submitted by HareRory (user info) at 2004-01-05 16:05:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eh....you look like you needed a +2.
And...QueenAshlee does have a bit of an offensive attitude at times. She kinda needs to tone it done...otherwise, she's not too bad.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-05 16:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I knew I'd get you all to respond to a post of mine, oh look I'm #8 on most recently reviewed yey! No you all can get together and talk about how not to respond because you're feeding into me. And for the guy/girl, (forget which, not scrolling all the way down)who said I made a good point but shouldn't gone about it that way, I've seen several posts of people saying the same thing, how if you disagree with the 'regulars' (puke) on Ubersite they will jump all over you. No matter how you word it it's the same. You can't disagree, I knew I was going to get all these hate responses, and in one hour I will leave work and cry.... :-(
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-05 16:01:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Random Joe thinks you're a cockstuffer.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-05 15:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So cool So cool So cool So cool So cool So So cool So cool cool
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-05 15:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You guys are all so cool.
Submitted by Perplexd (user info) at 2004-01-05 15:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I not only think she's a bitch. I think she's a stupid bitch.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-01-05 15:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF IM NOT READING ALL THAT
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-01-05 15:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-05 15:43:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, yes, you've proven my point. I'm going to take all of your little suggestions, sleep on them, and hopefully when I wake up tomorrow I'll wake up a better person just like all of you!! Yey!!
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Goddamnit, you still plan to wake up tomorrow morning?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-01-05 15:45:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
About goddamn time you people started paying attention to me again! Christ. And why are you giving this -2's?
Oh yeah, because it sucked. This is a disgrace to hate posts everywhere. I'm ashamed to have my name attatched to it. Whore.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-05 15:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, yes, you've proven my point. I'm going to take all of your little suggestions, sleep on them, and hopefully when I wake up tomorrow I'll wake up a better person just like all of you!! Yey!!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-01-05 15:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DO U WANT 2 KNOW Y I SAY THIS?!!?!???! WTF LOL B/C GOD FORBID U DIS-AGRE WIT ANYTHNG SH3 KRISTEN LOKI GODCHIK3N RILLY AND A FAW OTHARS SAY THAN UR A BITCH AN ASHOL3 STUPID AND U HAEV NO IEDA WUT UR TOKNG ABOUT!!1!111 OMG LOL SO I SAY FUK H3R AND FUK ANYONA WHO DISAGRES WIT MA!!!11!1 OMG WTF LOL
I MUST WARN ANYONA TAHT AGRES WIT ME 2 B CAERFUL BFORE SUBMITNG U MIGHT 3ND UP ON ONE OF THEYRE PR3CIOUS UBR LISTS LIEK I DID!!!1!! LOL ALTHOUGH SH3 DID VOT3 ME ON3 OF DA MOST ANOYNG BITCH3S ON THIS SIET WHICH I TAEK AS A HUGE COMPLIEMNT COMNG FROM HER
!!1!11 WTF LOL
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*This* is why I don't like you. Because you sound like a fucking chain letter or something I'd get in my email from a 14 year old!
I agree with Phinch. Post something worthwhile and I'd give it a positive rating.
Maybe you should try a Creative Writing class or something. That might help you overcome the way you "speak" in writing here.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-01-05 15:37:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
A shitty post this is, yes.
loki-
the ole 'i didn't see it bit'. I love that one!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-05 15:35:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We proved your point? Oh no, I guess you've outsmarted us! You tricky, clever bastard.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-01-05 15:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lisa, I wouldn't be so sure. There have been some pretty pathetic ones.
This post was just sad. I suggest you spend less time on über and more time improving your mind. Speaking of which, shouldn't you be in remedial English right now?
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-05 15:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you are missing godchicken.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-05 15:23:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And there they all are, success. You've all just proven my point.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-05 15:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the worst hate post in the history of Ubersite.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-01-05 15:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Grow up. Learn how to fight back with intellect - (if you have any) not this whining, infantile hate post crap. You only succeed in looking like an idiot.
Not that it was "meant" to be this way, but it happens to be the norm for new people (especially obnoxious ones) to take a certain degree of heat. Uber evolved that way all on it's own. I took my turn on the receiving end of (and I still get) a lot of people's bullshit. It's all part of the fun in my opinion.
You don't like it? Then you can politely go fuck yourself.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-01-05 15:07:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do i know you? Why the fuck is my name in this post?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-05 15:06:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd also have to agree and add that shes an annoying 18 year old attention whore.
but thats niether here nor there.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-05 15:04:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I clicked on this by accident. While I'm here, let me fill you in on a little secret - there is no "A-list" on uber. You may think there is, but there isn't. Nobody put you on any list of any kind. I ignore you because you're an irritant kind of like a mosquito that somehow gets through the screen in the summer buzzing and keeping you awake until you swat it. No, that gives you too much credit. You're more like the cat puke that yea I should clean up but damnit the cats are SeaDog's not mine and if I pretend that I didn't see the cat puke, he'll deal with it.
My guess is that you have managed to irritate so many people on here that no one is giving you the attention that you need to fill some sort of void and now you've posted yet another example of why no one likes you.
Next time go here:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TEEN_AGERS/
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-01-05 15:03:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cause and effect. Go look it up. Then drop the textbook on your foot. Pick it up. Drop it again. And for old time's sake, pick it up. Then slam it into your face. Just for variety.
Ashlee is great. She's brutally honest to people and fiercely loyal. Both wonderful qualities that can easily be mistaken by morons as her being a 'bitch'. Learn to differentiate by locating a Webster's unabridged dictionary. Pick it up. Drop it on your foot. Pick it up. Drop it again. And finally, slam this too into your face.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-05 15:00:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you need to post good stuff in order to earn good reviews.
Random (Rating: -1.66 on 13 reviews, last by jeetkunetony 16 days ago)
Submitted by Shay Brown <ShayBrown03.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-19 14:29:28
Sadam for President! (Rating: -0.81 on 13 reviews, last by QueenAshlee 10 days ago)
Submitted by Shay Brown <ShayBrown03.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-18 15:50:43
I hate non-Americans that live here and complain (Rating: -1.39 on 31 reviews, last by tuesdaydelay 27 days ago)
Submitted by Shay Brown <ShayBrown03.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-05 12:38:08
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-01-05 15:00:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is one hell of a shitty hate post.
Seriously there pal, at least if you're going to make a post about an uber user, stick with that user. I mean this post is all of the place like a lazy eye on a hummingbird.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-05 14:59:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hate posts blow, and so do you.
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-01-05 14:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
E.S.A.D
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-05 14:58:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck tard baby.
Submitted by digsy (user info) at 2004-01-05 14:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree, not that Queen Ashlee is a bitch, but that you can't seem to say things to certain people on this site without becoming a 'nooberuser'.
Bravo