Dating, the devil's job interview (595 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by A Z <PrescriptionX.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-05 18:11:43 EST
Just a few weeks ago I asked out a good friend of mine, she and I had been friends for five months. Good friends too, the kind where you can say practically anything to each other and were doing things together almost every day. So I figured that if I did decide to ask her out it would not be a problem and we could stay friends. Wow, that worked... cough. I managed to flub my way through expressing the way I felt and her response, after that awkward silence was that she would prefer me as a friend... Unfortunately she obviously no longer wants me as a friend because she doesn't return calls or anything. It got me thinking, what if you applied for a job and got that kind of response?
You give them your resume, and show some interest, this'd be when you first meet.
Then comes the big day, you get a call and go in for a job interview! So after this incredible interview the employer is obviously impressed with all your qualifications and such you ask, did I get the job? They say, after much deliberation, "no, we're going to give the job to some other dipshit who's obviously not as qualified as you, but we'd love for you to come and do practically the same work for no pay, how's that sound?" So in dating the interview lasts from the moment you meet up until you say what you truly feel, then you get some crap response that leaves you with nothing, generally.
Stay friends? My left nut you can stay friends. That would only work if both parties are mature enough to realise that no matter what was said there are still many months of good friendship left to rely upon and that a few words really don't change that much. So in the end I'd like to say:
Fuck you, you immature bitch. Hope you find someone to wreck your life, and I wish I hadn't spent money on you for christmas.
fin
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Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-04-07 09:53:15 EDT (#)
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Another great post, I like what you think. Have had the same thing happen to me a fair few times. I have also managed to become best of friends with one and realize why it would never work because her criteria are so warped; you have to cheat on your girlfriend with her.
No girlfriend and/or morals =no chance.
oh and I agree with this:
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-01-05 18:29:56 (#)
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I can count among my friends nearly every one of my ex-girlfriends, and even my ex-wife.
Take some time off, pick it back up later. Let the "weird" go away. It takes time, and patience.
If she's a quality person, she'll still be there. If she ran for the hills...
well, maybe you're better off.
Submitted by White_Vampire (user info) at 2004-01-06 14:32:32 EST (#)
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Intellectual whore, AFC .. choose your jargon. All in all, if you want to be with a chick, you don't want to be her girlfriend.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-01-06 05:22:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by PrescriptionX (user info) at 2004-01-05 18:27:26 (#)
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One more thing to add, wtf ladies, do we use you for shit? No guy I know has ever been brought food and had a girl come over to hang with them when they're grounded. So what is it that makes us do it for you? Your conniving filth minds, that's what.
I'm sorry assholes like me turn girls into bitter bitches who step all over you. Maybe you should have been a dickhead to her. It's been working for me.
Have a +2
Submitted by Confusion (user info) at 2004-01-05 21:04:07 EST (#)
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Just turn homosexual, that's what Squattail did, and he is doing just fine.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2004-01-05 20:57:29 EST (#)
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Unfortunately she obviously no longer wants me as a friend because she doesn't return calls or anything
Well if your number showed up on my caller id 110 times repeated I wouldnt answer either.
you probably made her uncomofrtable..
you were her safe man friend...now yer nothing.
-Turtle
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-01-05 20:38:20 EST (#)
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Bitter, party of one...
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-01-05 19:51:21 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PrescriptionX (user info) at 2004-01-05 19:41:02 EST (#)
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What'd I say to her when?
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-01-05 19:35:20 EST (#)
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Haha,
What did you say to her?
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-01-05 19:11:44 EST (#)
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"No guy I know has ever been brought food and had a girl come over to hang with them when they're grounded. So what is it that makes us do it for you?"
You need the poon more than we need the dong. Oh yes, you worship the poon motherfucker!
Wear the shirt on weekends.
Submitted by PrescriptionX (user info) at 2004-01-05 18:34:40 EST (#)
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Yea, that whole let the wierd wear off thing might work. I'll try it, but what do I do with the shirt I got/screened for her for christmas? I don't really want to throw it out...
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-01-05 18:32:34 EST (#)
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Stay friends? My left nut you can stay friends.
tHAT MADE ME GIGGLE!
Submitted by Perplexd (user info) at 2004-01-05 18:32:23 EST (#)
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excellent, another reason why I hate women. They are such greedy little coniving bitches
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couldn't have said it better myself, I concur.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-01-05 18:32:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by PrescriptionX (user info) at 2004-01-05 18:27:26 (#)
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One more thing to add, wtf ladies, do we use you for shit? No guy I know has ever been brought food and had a girl come over to hang with them when they're grounded. So what is it that makes us do it for you? Your conniving filth minds, that's what.
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The problem here is that she's a teenager.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-01-05 18:29:56 EST (#)
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I can count among my friends nearly every one of my ex-girlfriends, and even my ex-wife.
Take some time off, pick it back up later. Let the "weird" go away. It takes time, and patience.
If she's a quality person, she'll still be there. If she ran for the hills...
well, maybe you're better off.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-01-05 18:28:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
At least you can laugh about it now, eh eh .... :¬(
Get used to let downs, happens to us all.
Submitted by PrescriptionX (user info) at 2004-01-05 18:27:26 EST (#)
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One more thing to add, wtf ladies, do we use you for shit? No guy I know has ever been brought food and had a girl come over to hang with them when they're grounded. So what is it that makes us do it for you? Your conniving filth minds, that's what.
Submitted by SammySam (user info) at 2004-01-05 18:23:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
excellent, another reason why I hate women. They are such greedy little coniving bitches.
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2004-01-05 18:15:03 EST (#)
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Technically it's not really "Dating", seeing as you never actually "Dated" her. You were merely a play toy.