Sex With My Buddies Mom Pt. 1 (10583 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.32 on 126 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <joe.momma.at.jm.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-05 22:44:30 EST
God I love the first day of classes at college. The energy that overwhelms the campus is electric. It's a mix of nervous excitement, optimistic expectation and amorous sexual tension that combines to create a glow around campus that lasts the whole first day.
It was my sophomore year in college and I was reinvigorated by the influx of experienced seniors, hard partying juniors, eager sophomores and god love em' . . . nubile freshman. The college had been a ghost town for the last couple of weeks while I worked out with the trainers and my other teammates so when the rest of the students returned it breathed new life into the campus.
I walked into my first class of the day, a psyche class made up of mostly freshman and sophomores and it was teeming with beautiful young women. There were blondes, brunettes, and even a cute red-head. After calling the attendance we were put into groups for a project we would be working on. In my group was Katie, Rico (no not Suave) and Christi. Katie was a cute freshman with a tiny, athletic body and Christi was a sophomore Psyche major with an exquisite, curvaceous body and beautiful eyes. Rico and I had never met but after taking a look at the girls we shared a glance for about a second that just said, "We are two very lucky guys to be in this group."
After talking for a while, doing the requisite introductions and background stories we came to the conclusion we needed a place to work on our project. Rico suggested his house was close to campus and easy to get to so we agreed to meet there. Christi volunteered to drive so Katie and I rode with her to Rico's house.
When we arrived the house was a lot nicer than we expected. It was not the broken down college party house we were used to seeing, this house looked great and even the lawn and flower gardens were meticulously maintained. This guy even had a pool and hot tub in the back yard! We were very impressed as we walked up to the front door and rang the door bell.
As the door swung open I was awe-struck by the Latina woman standing in front of me. She was so beautiful that time seemed to stand still for a moment. I'd never seen more vivid and piercing eyes before in my life. Her eyes were a deep mahogany that met mine with more warmth and compassion than I had ever felt in my life. Her soft, shiny, brown hair cascaded around her shoulders like velvet. Her skin looked so soft and supple I could only imagine what it would feel like to brush her face against mine. She stood about 5'5" or 5'6" and had the most incredible body I've ever seen. Her pert, attentive breasts strained against the material of her form fitting white business suit. She was perfection all the way down to her white high heels. This woman was breathtaking.
Through the doorway we could see into the living room where Rico was sitting on a couch waiving us in and telling us to come join him. He jumped up and introduced us to the woman who answered the door . . . it was his mom! This woman was so captivating that Katie actually let out a little gasp of surprise when Rico introduced this stunning woman as his mom, then smiled and embarrassed smile and walked over towards the couch. I introduced myself, as did Christi and we went over to the couch to sit down as Rico's mom walked out the front door and closed it behind her.
If you want more of this story please let me know with your responses. I think it will be too long to post the whole thing at once. Again, if you want to know what happens next please post replies to this story. Thanks.
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Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2008-08-28 15:09:09 EDT (#)
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Because it's good.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-28 14:51:41 EDT (#)
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How'd this get so many hits?
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2008-08-28 14:36:58 EDT (#)
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I really should have written a follow up to this.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2008-08-28 01:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe it's lame to reply to a retard from two years ago but who cares:
Fuck you moron I never got banned. Eat a fat dick.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-27 19:12:15 EDT (#)
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TOO BAD YOU GOT BANNED DOUCHENOZZLE
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:14:36 EST (#)
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Nellypaal is a fucking faggot, but this is a work of art.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-03 18:48:45 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:52:15 EST (#)
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"If you want more of this story please let me know with your responses. I think it will be too long to post the whole thing at once. Again, if you want to know what happens next please post replies to this story. Thanks."
That part was just redundant and retarded...
Oh yeah, the story sucked too.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:27:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
im actually considering -2 this thing as many times are your fucking alters +2 it
that and you gave your own post a 2, twice, as the name of who posted it
Submitted by drivebyasshole (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:06:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
From one shitty alter to another.
you suck.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Look at all the little girls that come and -2 a post I made a couple years ago as "retaliation". ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Fruit cakes
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:50:22 EST (#)
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holy shit, this fucking sucked.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:42:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Get out of my post you faggot.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:38:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow.
You should get out more.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:50:35 EST (#)
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for not posting part 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84193
Submitted by Bill <ductafix.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-07-27 14:21:40 EDT (#)
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post part 2
Submitted by Mr._Positive (user info) at 2004-03-08 12:23:42 EST (#)
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I fucking love latin women, they are so beautiful.
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This is the best story I've ever read on this site and I beg of you for the second part. Please Please Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Walljasper <walljasper.at.mailcity.com> at 2004-01-29 16:04:19 EST (#)
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Cut to the chase, dammit. Email me when you get to the "Twig n' Berries meet Ms. Poonanny".
Sheesh.
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-01-29 15:47:38 EST (#)
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Good job, Joe. Thanks for the link.
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-28 14:08:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, I must correct myself. Clayton (smokeynutsack) has posted 5 times in my post. You can't get enough of me can you? Your like the little dork in high school that always tries his hardest to hang out with the popular kids but never get accepted.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-28 14:04:54 EST (#)
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Little smokey is so mad because no one likes his posts. Awww, poor baby. Hey Clayton how does it feel to be on a post that people are actually going to read? Here's the difference between me and you (besides the fact that I've got talent, brains and male genitalia) - I don't care about my ratings because they don't mean anything, I only care that people read them. You don't have that problem though do you? No one reads anything you write and you jump into every one of my posts with your -2s (you've already posted here 4 times) and you think it matters but guess what, you are just helping to make me more popular and get more people to read my stuff. Ha ha asshole.
Everything you ever wanted to know about smokymtcsw:
# Messages posted: 40
# Reviews written: 743
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 804
# Hits: 12173
Wow you average about 300 readers per post. When are you going to get the hint that people don't find you interesting? I on the other hand have 26,189 hits on 10 posts (since you are a moron I'll spell it out for you - 2,618 hits per post). Now that you've been owned you can go hide your head in the sand or maybe you can post another shitty story that no one will read. OWNED
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-01-28 13:36:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Creating part 2 to rank yourself was inspired...no on second thought it was average, like your looks, and like your intellect.
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-01-28 13:25:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Keep coming back for more eh?
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-01-27 13:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post still sucks...hope you have had sex you did not have to pay for lately. Average describes your intellect and your writing: lacking special distinction, rank, or status.
Submitted by Part2 (user info) at 2004-01-17 00:49:11 EST (#)
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Nevermind I'm leaving. Thanx for everything. Post part two please. Bye.
Submitted by Part2 (user info) at 2004-01-17 00:48:20 EST (#)
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Is there a list of online users? If anyone can let me know where to go to view online users I would appreciate it.
Submitted by Part2 (user info) at 2004-01-17 00:44:56 EST (#)
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redrum I'm new to this site, is the author of this post here and can he see what I'm typing? How can you tell?
Submitted by Part2 (user info) at 2004-01-17 00:43:54 EST (#)
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Well, if no one is here I guess I'm off than. Good day.
Submitted by Redrum (user info) at 2004-01-17 00:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't want to ruin the ending, but he sleeps with his buddy's mom.
Just kidding, I'm eager to hear the rest. Lots of potential here =)
Submitted by Part2 (user info) at 2004-01-17 00:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
To be honest this story made me horny.
Submitted by Part2 (user info) at 2004-01-17 00:43:15 EST (#)
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I want to talk to you.
Submitted by Part2 (user info) at 2004-01-17 00:43:02 EST (#)
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I'm waiting.
Submitted by Part2 (user info) at 2004-01-17 00:42:48 EST (#)
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joe.momma.at.jm.com if your here can you answer me?
Submitted by Part2 (user info) at 2004-01-17 00:42:22 EST (#)
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Joe Mamma are you here?
Submitted by Part2 (user info) at 2004-01-17 00:41:57 EST (#)
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Hello?
Submitted by Part2 (user info) at 2004-01-17 00:41:39 EST (#)
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I hope your online.
Submitted by Part2 (user info) at 2004-01-17 00:41:14 EST (#)
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How long does it take you to answer me?
Submitted by Part2 (user info) at 2004-01-17 00:40:56 EST (#)
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Ohh the posibilities.
Submitted by Part2 (user info) at 2004-01-17 00:40:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What will happen next?
Submitted by Part2 (user info) at 2004-01-17 00:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't wait for part 2.
Submitted by Part2 (user info) at 2004-01-17 00:40:10 EST (#)
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Want to see part 2.
Submitted by Part2 (user info) at 2004-01-17 00:39:53 EST (#)
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I just joined the site to make a formal request for part 2. Thanks.
Submitted by Where's Part 2? at 2004-01-17 00:38:08 EST (#)
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Sounds to me like smokymtcsw is VERY jealous. I bet he never gets laid and is sexually frustrated. This is a great story and I believe it. To bad a wanker like smokymtcsw is such a bitter boy. Great job, I can't wait to read part 2.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-01-16 14:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What are you afraid of? Post part 2!!
You give me some hope that Uber hasn't completely gone to shit.
(That was a compliment, for those who think I'm incapable of handing one out).
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-01-16 13:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23222
This is the same story but it is better because it is funny and does not purport to be serious.
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-01-16 10:01:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Best post ever? Maybe if you did not go to college with an English major friend who was a sexually frustrated loser who lied alot. This seemed like one of those stories I heard all the time where you waited until the person was finished and then yell bullshit and laugh with everyone else who is wincing from Don Juan's delusions of grandeur.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-12 14:13:54 EST (#)
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Insanethemind, maybe you'll win the trip to meet me in person that ubersite will be giving away this spring. You get to fly to the west coast and have a 8 day 7 night stay in a lovely California hotel. I will be there to read from my Nationally #1 Most Heated book and you can get to hear it in person.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-01-12 14:06:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
I always liked the idea of audiobook, but I've tried to concentrate on them and simply find my mind wandering after a while.
I don't drive either.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-12 13:50:23 EST (#)
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Insanethemind: I'm glad you liked it and you'll read part 2 (especially because the book on tape version won't be ready until summer). Thanks.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-01-12 13:42:24 EST (#)
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I'd read part two.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-12 12:41:09 EST (#)
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Robert_of_Duluth, la tace es muy burrito en la casa (sorry I don't speak Spanish very well)
Random Joe, thank you, most of my posts are funny but this one is an experience I had and I didn't want to give you the same posts over and over again. I'm sorry I can't "hit you up" like they say on TRL (OMG LOL WTF???) because I'm not in a boy band or a rap group that talks like that, but I can write Part 2 for you. Thanks for the input.
kimmy02721, you seem very excited for part 2 . . . I like that. I will give it to you but you'll have to wait a little while longer. It's kind of like foreplay I guess.
Jambo, I will give you part 2!!!! Just hold out for a little while longer!!!! Thanks!!!!!
Submitted by Jambo at 2004-01-09 12:26:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Part 2!!!!!
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-01-09 12:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
part 2 please.
now.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-08 23:29:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I came here wanting to laugh, but this is a really good story, hit me up with part 2.
Submitted by Robert_of_Duluth (user info) at 2004-01-06 21:17:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
mas por favor
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 11:24:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Acarnis: Hot chicks with a sweet Latina...I'm liking this story. I agree a lot with the first day of college thing, too. This post was even better today, since today was the first day of the Spring semester for me. (Though not as good as the Fall)
JoeAverage: Acarnis, thanks, I know what you mean about Fall Semester being the best. I like Spring Semester too, but you don't get the influx of new people and the freshman are already a semester in. The other thing about the first day of Spring Semester is how the sororrity girls have put on 15 pounds and have stopped wearing the hot outfits they used to wear and have converted to sweatpants and baseball caps. Still, sometimes you get to meet a hot new crop of girls in all of your new classes (especially classes not in your major). Good luck with your first day . . . God I miss college.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2004-01-06 11:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hot chicks with a sweet Latina...I'm liking this story. I agree a lot with the first day of college thing, too. This post was even better today, since today was the first day of the Spring semester for me. (Though not as good as the Fall)
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 11:14:11 EST (#)
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pimpbuster: Go ahead and finish, but I could care less about who you had sex with. I only care who I have sex with. So there.
JoeAverage: If you want me to go ahead and finish you must want to hear more. Like you I only care about who I have sex with, but I don't mind hearing a story or two about someone elses exploits. And everybody loves a good porno, I care about those girls sex lives too.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 11:07:21 EST (#)
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Perplexd: Tell us!!!!
JoeAverage: I will tell you more in part 2.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 11:06:02 EST (#)
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LarryG: get it
JoeAverage: I will.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 11:05:01 EST (#)
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Ruin: GOD DAMN IT MAN!!! WE MUST KNOW!!!! FUCKING TELL US NOW!!!!! lucky swine... now you've got something interesting to tell your grandchildren ey? hehehe...
JoeAverage: Thanks Ruin, it's definitely a story I love to tell. My friends are sick of it, but I never get tired of telling it. Finally, I have a new audience to share it with.
Submitted by pimpbuster (user info) at 2004-01-06 11:01:01 EST (#)
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Go ahead and finish, but I could care less about who you had sex with. I only care who I have sex with. So there.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 11:00:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WillZone: hit whoring title for no sex with mom in the content...so...keep it, um, coming.
JoeAverage: Notice the part 1 in the title as well, it will be, um, coming soon.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 10:54:25 EST (#)
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Clockwork: actually, you get another, because this is the first post i have read all the way through on this fucking site in the last 3 days. it was actually entertaining. way to go with the two part gimmick, though. reminds me of tarantino with kill bill. more $$ for him, more hits for you
JoeAverage: Thanks Clockwork, I'm in good company with Tarantino and here's the similarity - Tarantino wanted to release Kill Bill as one long movie with an intermission but the studio thought it would be too long for audiences to sit through - I kind of thought the same way, I would have preferred to write the whole thing at once, but because I see people getting flamed for having long posts I thought I would just break it up into pieces. It wasn't a plan to get more hits, it was just a plan to appease the uberusers who hate long posts.
Submitted by Perplexd (user info) at 2004-01-06 10:48:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell us!!!!
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 10:48:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-01-06 03:07:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want Joe Average to write another post. Never thought I'd say that, but I've got to know where this is going.
Herpes, you've suprised us both, pleasantly I might add.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 10:47:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by SammySam (user info) at 2004-01-06 01:46:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
No sir, I don't like it. I prefer real shit, not made up garbage. When you really bang the shit out of Ricos mom then feel free to indulge me with the rest of your story. Until then I'm not interested.
SammySam, relax baby, relax. If you read the title you probably noticed that this was only part 1 of the story, I'm going to get to that. Also, this is not a bullshit story.
Submitted by LarryG (user info) at 2004-01-06 10:43:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
get it
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 10:39:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Franger, this is not an obscene post to get on the most heated, it's something that happened in college. It's not offensive or rude and it doesn't have any foul language. I tried to write a well-crafted story about a college experience, that's it. If I was trying to get it on the most heated I would have posted it in the middle of the day and not at night.
Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2004-01-06 09:33:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GOD DAMN IT MAN!!! WE MUST KNOW!!!! FUCKING TELL US NOW!!!!!
lucky swine...
now you've got something interesting to tell your grandchildren ey? hehehe...
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-01-06 09:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hit whoring title for no sex with mom in the content...so...keep it, um, coming.
Submitted by Clockwork (user info) at 2004-01-06 03:20:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
actually, you get another, because this is the first post i have read all the way through on this fucking site in the last 3 days. it was actually entertaining. way to go with the two part gimmick, though. reminds me of tarantino with kill bill. more $$ for him, more hits for you.
Submitted by Clockwork (user info) at 2004-01-06 03:19:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-01-06 03:07:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want Joe Average to write another post. Never thought I'd say that, but I've got to know where this is going.
Submitted by SammySam (user info) at 2004-01-06 01:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No sir, I don't like it. I prefer real shit, not made up garbage. When you really bang the shit out of Ricos mom then feel free to indulge me with the rest of your story. Until then I'm not interested.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2004-01-06 00:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is bullshit to generate replies and try to make the most heated!
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-05 23:58:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Conditions_apply, I didn't want to make the post too long, there is a lot more of the story to tell. Thanks for the kind words though, I'll work more on this tomorrow.
Submitted by Conditions_apply (user info) at 2004-01-05 23:55:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why did it have to end?
I want that sequel on my computer no later than 9am tomorrow!
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-05 23:38:42 EST (#)
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InSaNeSna1L, thanks for the encouragement.
Submitted by InSaNeSna1L (user info) at 2004-01-05 23:37:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn it man.....keep up the story
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-05 23:32:25 EST (#)
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quack, haven't you ever seen those business suits Heather Locklear used to wear on Melrose Place? Yummy.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-01-05 23:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i didnt know they made form-fitting business suits. i really hope theyre female only... ::insert bad mental picture::
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2004-01-05 23:26:46 EST (#)
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cool.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-05 23:22:05 EST (#)
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Thanks ess2s2, I wasn't going in that direction, this is not going to be a bullshit story, this is good stuff.
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2004-01-05 23:15:40 EST (#)
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Ya, keep it coming, just try not to make it read like a Penthouse forum, make it seem real.
None of this "Rico had gone to the campus to get his study books and I was at his house alone with his mom when all of a sudden, without any provocation or warning whatsoever, she pulled her dress up and attacked my bone with her warm, eager mouth. I was a stud."
Okay? You can keep writing as long as it is more believeable than that.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-05 22:59:59 EST (#)
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We'll have to wait and see Yes.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-01-05 22:57:17 EST (#)
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as long as you do her in the pooper, its all good.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-05 22:53:41 EST (#)
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Thank you someone, I appreciate it.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-01-05 22:52:59 EST (#)
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i like good fiction. keep it up