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Rating: 0.42 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Luther (View user info) at 2004-01-06 00:14:54 EST


okay, call this a shit post if you must... but this is Luther and I FINALLY have
internet access at home. AND I am drunk. WOW am I drunk. I just want to say that
I love SpikeGoddess and Natophelia... and I love my live-in boyfriend...
and also I can't type right now... but I want another ubercon after 1-28-04 in
the NE region........ wow oh wow am I drunk... the following is one of my
shorter poems.....


It's hard for me to smile at you when you pass
It's hard for me not to show the pain you caused me
Your selfish actions have once again torn my heart
It's as if you have killed me in your head
Out of sight, Out of mind
But I am still here, I am not dead
You don't have to deal with all the pain you caused
But you do have to deal with yourself
Maybe someday someone will stick their cold fingers into you
And take your feelings with an icy grip and throw them to the floor
Maybe someday someone will stomp all over you, like you have me
Maybe someday you will feel, maybe someday you won't be selfish
Maybe someday you will appreciate people and all they do for you


Please excuse my drunken typos... next up- my boyfriend!!!


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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-04-15 17:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hellbound faggot.

REPENT!!!

Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-01-06 09:43:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

gascs fuckin' cracks me up every time he says that.

+2 because I'm in a good tired mood.

Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2004-01-06 07:50:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

That movie Luther was pretty decent.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-01-06 01:25:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

heheheheh

*snort*

Submitted by Superman (user info) at 2004-01-06 00:48:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


no hair luther is a drunk drunbk driunk drunk drunk drunk man with a drunk driunk boyfriend who also posted tonight as superman or AP...

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-01-06 00:32:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Luther's a chick???

Submitted by Spit_It_Out (user info) at 2004-01-06 00:28:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Alcohol and the internet are a wonderful mix. My favorite bar used to have a computer on the bar so you could surf porn while you got hosed. Congrats on the intoxication.


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