Fuck The Rules UberAssholes (5910 hits)
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Submitted by <joe.momma.at.jm.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-06 15:00:40 EST
The people who go around telling other people about "the rules" of this site are fucking asshats. These are the same people who were hall monitors and tattle tails. They grow up to be fucking librarians or DMV workers. Post as many fucking times as you want real people don't fucking care (unless you really suck). Link your fucking site in someone else's post. Give yourself a +2 (it doesn't count anyway). Who gives a shit?
These fucking people are the same assholes that go 3 miles under the speed limit in the fast lane and make you want to ram them off the fucking road Grand Theft Auto style. Live within the lines, the lines are our friends. They are the grammar police, the definition experts, and the literary scholars that correct you if you misquote something . . . get a fucking life.
You people know who you are so knock it off assholes. The worst part about it is the fact that they don't correct the "regulars" like Loki who posts every five fucking minutes, but they berate some new guy for posting twice in the same day. I did it once to Loki just because no one ever says anything to that moron (I was playing the part of the uberasshole rule monkey because no one else will say anything to her). This is not a Loki hate post though, I don't feel strongly enough about her yet. Anyway, all of you uberrule fuckwads need to get a life. Fuck you.
If you would like to nominate a loser uberrule monkey please do so below. I didn't call anyone out by name, that will be your job.
User Reviews
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-31 07:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:39:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Loki, I can assure you that I'm exactly who I say I am. I'm 6'3" 225 and I work out 6 days a week, not to brag but I'm ripped and I have been since highschool. I have an excellent job and I played D1 football. No I'm not telling you which school because there is plenty of info on me on the internet without exposing my name. I was an Academic All American and a starter. I'm a good looking guy and I'm very outgoing. I own my own business and I make more money in a year than you will in the next five. I'm not giving any more detail than that.
I know exactly what you look like and you're a fucking pig with a boyfriend that is clearly gay. You're a moron that is not grounded in reality and you're views are bullshit. You are obsessed with this site and you are an elitest snob (but with no money and no reason to feel superior to anyone, if anything you should be depressed with your loser boyfriend, crappy job, and ugly looks).
Go fuck yourself.
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Dude...u suck at life. Loki is alright, and yes i have been -2 by all the elites over time. But my posts are slowly getting better. So you know what, u live and learn and u dont come on a site expecting everyone to suck ur cock. Please take ur 'ripped' chest and get one of ur little cronies to pump u hard becuase im so tired of shit like this man.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-03-03 18:53:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nice Energy!!!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-03 18:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by drivebyasshole (user info) at 2006-03-01 15:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:06:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
most people on here are morons. They are just to ignorant to realise... kind of like Canadians.
...
dammit I live in Canada.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84193
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-04-26 21:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah. Down with the power. I'll demonstrate my rebellion by "link-whoring".
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31438
Submitted by For_Rent (user info) at 2004-04-19 19:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its about bloody time someone did this
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-18 12:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK YOU man. Don't tell me what to do!
Malone
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-01-17 09:57:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck... My review went on the wrong post.
-2 for that. And, what's with all the Error 500 messages?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-01-17 09:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The thickburger is the stupidest thing known to man. Oh and Hardee's is the filthiest place known to man. I know this, I worked there in high school. McDonald's (Yes, I worked there too.) bathrooms are cleaner than Hardee's prep table.
Submitted by magryan at 2004-01-12 22:35:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A+ chief
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-01-12 22:27:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-10 13:48:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Great Post, don't listen to assholes like Slovin, it's positive because the people have spoken. Fuck you Slovin.
____________________
Rating doesn't count if you're not logged in, chickenshit.
I'm all for a "fuck the rules" post, but this one simply missed the mark. You're a retard.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-12 15:17:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Here is my other work QueenAshlee:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22202
http://www.ubersite.com/m/19325
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18763
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18778
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-01-12 14:45:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, this was you? I thought you went away! Post something again soon, you're funny.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-12 11:01:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, over 3,000 people looked at this silly rant. To all the people who agreed with me, you're right. To all the people that disagreed with me, you are probably semi-retarded and cannot understand this.
Thank you.
Submitted by skatastrophy (user info) at 2004-01-12 05:26:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why does it matter how many posts you put in a day i mean your one extra post isnt going to overload teh system and bring down society as we know it. Where are these rules written? If i have a funny story or an opinion and ive already posted once im gonna post again because ill just forget and everyone will miss out!
Submitted by dragonninja (user info) at 2004-01-11 20:13:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2004-01-10 17:45:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-10 17:06:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bob Ross rules.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-01-10 16:26:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22618
this post has bob ross in it.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-10 13:48:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-10 13:48:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great Post, don't listen to assholes like Slovin, it's positive because the people have spoken. Fuck you Slovin.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-01-09 22:42:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop making new user accounts to rate your own shitty posts, fucking idiots.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-01-09 22:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why the fuck is this still in the positive?
Submitted by KingFreakingKong (user info) at 2004-01-09 16:53:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Joeaverage, please have my children.
Submitted by Kim <kim.at.prismnet.com> at 2004-01-09 10:11:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, yeah, I know. Maddox is right. But still some people need to shut the fuck up thinking they're the only one who has that silly "o" word. It isn't the end of the world!
Ahhhhh, wait, yes it is.
Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2004-01-09 02:49:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ya fuck those fucks! I've met some fucks before, but those are the fuckiest bunch of fucks that ever fucked! Fuckers!!
Fuckinroj
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2004-01-08 23:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well said...
Oh and once again FUCK maiorano84 for being exactly what you described...
I hate people who think they are intellectual superiors and then choose to not participate to show their superiority.... ASSHATS the whole lot of them....
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-08 20:36:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jester = average joe = TMA = random joe = Rivers_Liebig = DrinkDDT = McBain = Hidden101 = Bart = Maddox = Macaulay culkin = michael jackson = louis farrakhan = jesse jackson = martin luther king jr. = malcolm X = Osama Bin Laden => barbara streisand
circulated once again. i see i say i hear i am
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2004-01-08 20:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There is no "Power"
There are no "rules"
Do whatever you want, but don't be an imbecile about how you do it.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-08 18:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Loki should have to eat her own shit for messing with JoeAverage. He rules.
Submitted by turdburglar (user info) at 2004-01-08 16:10:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this has got to be the most pathetic website ever.
Submitted by rating_wrecker (user info) at 2004-01-08 15:17:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ben is a ...
Submitted by Ben <bentleyhugh.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-01-08 12:16:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I stumbled upon this site by accident. I just could not resist letting all of you know what losers you are. Who has time to get into this shit? You all just live in this fantasy world of the internet. Get a life and go meet real people.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-01-08 12:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
woohoo!
TIJAMB, jackasses
Submitted by Jester (user info) at 2004-01-08 11:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why does everybody think im JoeAverage and vice versa? Im not.
I am who i am, and dats all who i am - Popeye
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-08 09:41:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I find it hillarious.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-01-08 05:17:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So wait. You write an ENTIRE post about some uberRule you dont like, and accuse others of needing a life?
Does anyone else find this a bit funny?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-01-08 03:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, Fartman, I appreciate the fact that you feel I bring something to this site.
However, a number of posters that you mentioned as basically sucking, I disagree with.
I guess that's the beauty of opinion!
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is completely incorrect. The people who go to work at DMV's are not the same group of people who tattle-tale, regulate grammar mistakes, become hall monitors, or even correct one for misquoting. People who work at DMV's only work there because it's a government/state regulated job that pays them enough money to go their regularly, speak in a rather obnoxious, monotonous voice, and have you wait in line for five fucking hours when nobody else is in the entire building but you and the employee.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:43:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, somebody was playing a cute little game while I was away posting as a fake me. News flash if you see a name in italics instead of in bold and black it's not really me. Also, I did not post in my post today so whoever did this was not me. Also, just to be fair, the loki posts aren't really loki (I did laugh at them though).
Another thing that is annoying me is people keep telling me that I'm another poster named Jester and I swear to God I'm not him. I think he's funny and it looks like we have similar tastes in comedy but it's not me.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:33:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, it's not even 8:00 yet and already this post has over 2,000 hits. Not bad. I'll be hanging out for the next couple of minutes to respond to the posts since I've been away. Good evening everyone.
Submitted by almsd (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:07:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
way to have opinions
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:05:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Loki's an opiniated piece of dung! hahahaha
Submitted by cchero (user info) at 2004-01-07 21:49:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 For asshat
Kim
Please read
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=boiling_blood
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-01-07 21:34:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
loki is a close minded, opinionated, latently homosexual, republican piece of dung.
I've read her posts and she's not fooling anyone except:
Method
hidden101
reallybored
QueenAshlee AKA QueenAhole
Deisangua
beer-turtle
Murphy1844
With that said, there are a couple of posters who bring some passion and real meaning to this site:
SpikeGoddess
Coley
Apologies to a VERY few others whom I cannot recall right now. You know who you are.
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2004-01-07 18:18:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
To Joe Average
Submitted by JoeAverage at 2004-01-07 17:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks Kimmy (can I call you Kimmy?). Your scathing dissection was a first painful, but the truth hurts sometimes. I'm sure the truth has hurt you too? Perhaps when the Special Olympics rejected your time in the 40 yd.dash, or when your real parents left you in a basket outside the local orphanage.
Submitted by Kim <kim.at.prismnet.com> at 2004-01-07 17:02:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I will dissect this.
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Joe you are definitely right (opinion). Loki, you are a fucking bitch (opinion) and yes she is obsessed with this site (opinion), she posts everyday and sometimes 2 or 3 times a day (because she's bored at work, I do the same. That doesn't equal obsession) and it's usually the same left wing bullshit (opinion). She is definitely obsessed (opinion). Joe has only posted a few stories and they are funnier than most of the bullshit on this site (complete opinion, and you're probably the only one who believes it). Loki has said before that she doesn't have any money (Exaggerated, I'm sure. I say I'm poor all the time, but I'm not living on food stamps, welfare, or in a cardboard box. I can pay rent, I just can't afford all of the luxuries in life. That doesn't make me shitkicking poor. Or her for that matter.) and if you've seen her picture or the picture of her homo boyfriend you would have a clue Random Joe (and once again: Opinion). I side with Joe (because you want to suck his penis?).
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-07 17:00:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I believe in proper spelling and good grammar. Them's fightin' words!
Submitted by boxboy (user info) at 2004-01-07 16:58:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I didnt bother reading mose of the comments, but I have come to a conclusion. NO matter what you write soem one is not going to like it, maybe alot of people will. Mainly though your fighting opinions, you cant fight that because everyoen has their own beliefs, in essence this topic will never be done and is pointless to argue over.
Submitted by loki loki loki at 2004-01-07 16:45:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/21947
Submitted by loki at 2004-01-07 16:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll give you a hint, I am a registered user and one that has had an argument with you before. No more hints because I have to go now.
Submitted by JoeAverage at 2004-01-07 16:35:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Except about the not liking part, I'm impartial.
Submitted by JoeAverage at 2004-01-07 16:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Same goes for me. </terminate Operation Ignore>
Submitted by loki at 2004-01-07 16:32:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not JoeAverage and I'm not Jester either. I just don't like you.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-07 16:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What is going on? Did daddy not pay enough attention to you when you were little? If you really want to get my attention, it's pretty easy. All you have to do is drop the bullshit, quit the postings under fake names, stop doing this random joe replying, and write something interesting. You think everything I do has a political agenda and it doesn't. There are plenty of people whom I call friends who are on the opposite side of the fence from me politically. Granted there are certain issues that we don't discuss, but since we're mature adults, it's possible.
oh forget it, you are not worth my time
<returns to operation ignore/>
Submitted by JoeAverage at 2004-01-07 16:19:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Welcome, real loki. This imposter has sullied your name, but in the spirit of forgiveness I have defended your honour.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-07 16:17:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by loki at 2004-01-07 16:11:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm the real loki and I have that same dream Joe, I dream about being in a locker room full of sweaty black football players as they pass me around like the white jiz eating bitch that I am. Sometimes I take three or four big black dicks in my ass at the same time (you should see how big my shit logs are in the toilet!). Sometimes I've got a couple of big black dicks in every hole while my pussy boyfriend sits in the shower while the other football players pee on him. I love JoeAverage, I just wish I could have met his whole football team in the locker room after a game.
PS. because I'm a hippie and not racist I also fuck all of the Mexicans, Asians (if there are any asian football players), Samoans, Puerto Ricans, Indians, and even the "poor white college boys who have every advantage in life just because they are white."
Love your favorite cum sucking hippie whore
Loki
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2004-01-07 16:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey look a random joe talking to himself and trying to bash others.
oh the irony
Submitted by Jester at 2004-01-07 16:07:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I too have a confession to make. Loki deduced my alter ego, as Jester is indeed JoeAverage. Jester is a subtle reference to my penchant for wearing clown paraphanelia as I wank to gay German porn. Bravo loki, Bravo!
Submitted by JoeAverage at 2004-01-07 16:01:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I call you out, fake loki!!! I am the closet deviant, and as such I should apologize to all. My perverted ways have no bounds, as I secretly fantasize about the college football boys every night as I lay on my futon. My anger stems from my inability to shake these mental images.
Submitted by loki at 2004-01-07 15:57:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please do not pay attention to the two posts below because they are clearly not really me (look at the fake email addresses). I may be a lot of things but I don't agree that I'm that ugly. I have an active sex life with my boyfriend and we are very happy together. Although, last night after thinking about what JoeAverage must look like I did accidently call out his name in bed. I though my boyfriend would be upset until he started calling me JoeAverage too! I jammed my fist up his ass and then we went to sleep. This is the real loki signing off.
Submitted by JoeAverage at 2004-01-07 15:57:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I give up. I bow down before loki, my she be lenient on my ubersoul. Dear loyal readers (crackheads), do not despair. Even as I renounce the filth that I pollute ubersite with, you can find solace in death. Jump dear lemmings, take the plunge and never sully the name of ubersite again.
Submitted by loki <hippiewhore.at.uglyboyfriend.org> at 2004-01-07 15:53:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish JoeAverage would pump me in the ass with his mighty jism. My boyfriend lost his dick and ballsack in a tragic childhood accident so I've had to fuck him with my big black strap-on, but I'm getting tired of it. I just wish a big strong man like Joe would overflow my butthole with his hot semen. I'm gonna go sit on a broomstick now because I'm so hot.
Submitted by loki <obsessedwithJoe.at.loki.bitch> at 2004-01-07 15:50:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it's clear to see I'm obsessed with Joe Average and I really do read all of his material. Why else would I post 10 responses here? I wish I had a man like Joe, but good looking guys won't give me the time of day. Oh well, I guess I'll go shit in my hat. Bye everyone.
Submitted by fandango <movie.org.com.eg> at 2004-01-07 15:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Me too. I have chores, can't get my allowance without doing them.
Submitted by lokibasher <nationalsport.lokibashing.com> at 2004-01-07 15:43:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, I gotta go now. My mom's calling me for dinner.
Submitted by lokibasher <nationalsport.lokibashing.com> at 2004-01-07 15:30:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love it when people jump all in loki's shit, because she is the biggest pain in the ass on this site. JoeAverage rules and loki is his servant. She looks like a keebler elf on crack and her boyfriend looks like he has down syndrome. They are the uberugliest people I've ever seen. You know I thought that ugly people were supposed to develop really winning personalities but loki has struck out completely in the looks department and the personality department. Well good thing for her she's rich so people will respect her, oh that's right, she's a dirt poor shitkicker too! Wow she's really got it all going for her doesn't she? I like Joe, but I do have to agree, I think you responded too much on this post, all though you still get a +2 for the content and bashing loki. On second thought, I hope you respond to me so I guess that makes me a hypocrite, or maybe just a fan.
Submitted by fandango <movie.org.com.eg> at 2004-01-07 15:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Joe you are definitely right. Loki, you are a fucking bitch and yes she is obsessed with this site, she posts everyday and sometimes 2 or 3 times a day and it's usually the same left wing bullshit. She is definitely obsessed. Joe has only posted a few stories and they are funnier than most of the bullshit on this site. Loki has said before that she doesn't have any money and if you've seen her picture or the picture of her homo boyfriend you would have a clue Random Joe. I side with Joe.
GO JOE
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2004-01-07 14:34:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Anarchy anyone?
Don't think of them as "rules" they're more like courtesies. It's about being respectful and courteous to your fellow uberusers. People who are not respectful and courteous are not welcome here.
-Bus
-HAHAHAHAHAA, respectful and courteous.. that's a good one
Submitted by Slopster53 (user info) at 2004-01-07 13:57:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-07 12:07:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
P.S. I am so confused. My schitzo meds are acting up again. Must have been my other personality writing all of this drivel. Forgive my sins.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-07 12:05:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Also, I seriously doubt she's obsessed with this site. Look up that word, too, before you use it too exaggerated in the future. Again, "elitest snob", opinion, PS learn how to fucking spell (elitist). And you know she has no money, because? You handle her income? You know her boyfriend is a loser because you were high school chums with him? Crappy job? Ugly looks.. Ok, I'm about to throw up from the idiocy.
Also, I've noticed that the only reason your piece is so heated is because three fourths of the fucking comments are your own! My god, calm down.
The end.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-07 12:05:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What was I thinking??? Aaack! Strike my remarks.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-07 12:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Regardless of you knowing what she looks like, it is your opinion that she's a pig (which from what I can tell, she isn't. i.e pigs can't type, har har), and that her boyfriend is "clearly gay," I think most people in this world got over stereotypes, assuming you know a person based on looks or grapevine type gossip (let alone internet grapevine gossip), and homophobia a long time ago. I don't think she's a moron because right about now she's seeming a lot more intelligent to me than you are (but that's just my own conclusion). "And your views are bullshit," Hello opinion police! Look up that word: opinion. And then shut the fuck up. No need to get your panties in a twist over a viewpoint different from your own.
(cont... again)
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-07 12:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I recant my previous comments, please forgive me.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-07 12:03:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know this is a little late because this comment is really far down there, but I must, I just <I>must</I>, share my opinion.
I didn't think this was all that big of a deal. I check ubersite once a day, I've posted something twice.. I wasn't aware of rules and I've never experienced anyone pointing out the rules to anybody else. This is a load of bull crap, though. You, JoeAverage, what the fuck are you talking about?
<I>I know exactly what you look like and you're a fucking pig with a boyfriend that is clearly gay. You're a moron that is not grounded in reality and you're views are bullshit. You are obsessed with this site and you are an elitest snob (but with no money and no reason to feel superior to anyone, if anything you should be depressed with your loser boyfriend, crappy job, and ugly looks). </I>
(cont.)
Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-01-07 11:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm confused...is this instant messenger???
wanna chat?
i agree with your post in many variations but i was more amused by your constant chatting with yourself, in essence.
like i said...wanna chat? oooh better yet...since you're so hot, wanna cyber?
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-01-07 11:23:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Amused me and I read the 67 replies.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-07 10:44:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jebus did you really respond to your own post 67 times?
Folks, I think we have a new record. Congratulations, although you may not having one in D1 football at School X, you do have an uber record.
good times
No, obviously I didn't read them.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-07 10:38:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SpikeGoddess, I think I'm starting to like you, not that I didn't like you before. I was just sick of all of the rule nazis and your post was just the one that sent me over the edge. I thought your response was well crafted and sharp. It was a good explanation and a good criticism. Good for you.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-07 10:36:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Walrus_King: I feel that there is nothing wrong witha good grammer nazi
JoeAverage: Then you are exactly the kind of pussy I was talking about in my post. The only good kind of nazi is a soup nazi. NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-07 10:34:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
potatomanjack, I saw your picture and you look like the guy who was kicked out of Boy George's band Culture Club for being to gay. Also, your cartoons are dogshit.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-01-07 10:14:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by Azriel (user info) at 2004-01-07 10:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MickGinny, your completly RIGHT! this random insult generator is gay!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-01-07 09:53:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Azriel (user info) at 2004-01-07 09:44:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
You knuckleheaded, donkey-humping, latex-smelling, cunt-munching, zit-nibbling, butt-faced cockweasel!
Wow... i love these randowm -2 thingy. Oups, wrong post. Oh well, applies anyway. Cheers :)
just what the hell is wrong with cunt munching?
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2004-01-07 09:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh. rules suck. and cops suck. definitely.
Submitted by Azriel (user info) at 2004-01-07 09:44:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You knuckleheaded, donkey-humping, latex-smelling, cunt-munching, zit-nibbling, butt-faced cockweasel!
Wow... i love these randowm -2 thingy. Oups, wrong post. Oh well, applies anyway. Cheers :)
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-07 09:29:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yea Loren, except that mr D1 college football playa here is the worst about doing this.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-01-07 09:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well said.
I always find myself responding to those types of posts (which seem to be made by relatively new users for the most part) with:
There are no rules on Uber. I hate teenagers.
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2004-01-07 09:19:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lick a pubic hair, you testicle eating rectal wart.
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2004-01-07 08:51:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, just stop whining and deal with it. I really don't care enough to muster an insult.
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2004-01-07 08:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't belive I have just sat here and read all of this, I must be bored.
I haven't been here long but I think the rules are pretty simple.
- There is nothing wrong with posting more than once in a day, if you do your old post is removed from the front page (or at least that is the way I understood it).
- Don't piss Bart off or he'll block your IP
- Porn should be marked with NSFW
Is there anything really more than that, all of the uber regulars have jumped in quickly to defend the site against posts like this. I think that the arguments that start are on the users merit not on the quality of the article. I feel that there is nothing wrong witha good grammer nazi, it makes you more weary when you are writing a post to try not to get shot down.
I think the author of this post is an asshat.
Walrus
Submitted by cabby (user info) at 2004-01-07 04:23:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
damn right
Submitted by esso_merda (user info) at 2004-01-07 03:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
(Try again!)
Yeah, yeah, fuck the rules and all that, BUT, I am really getting sick of all the fucking crying going on here.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22167#327544
If you don't like this site or the way certain or most users act, then leave! Go away! It's soooo simple. Take your little mouse thingy and move your little pointer thingy and click the X that should be on the upper right hand corner. *Click!* Just that easy.
If you say "they" take things so seriously, you are only doing the same by gettin so bent out of shape by their so-called "rules." You tell some of these people to get a life, yet you yourself are camped out here replying to every response. Unplug your computer and walk outside and forget Ubersite ever happened to you.
"Looks like someone shit in his cereal."
Jay, "Chasing Amy"
Submitted by esso_merda (user info) at 2004-01-07 03:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, yeah, fuck the rules and all that, BUT, I am really getting sick of all the fucking crying going on here.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22167#327544
If you don't like this site or the way certain or most users act, then leave! Go away! It's soooo simple. Take your little mouse thingy and move your little pointer thingy and click the X
Submitted by 8ball (user info) at 2004-01-07 00:56:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
made me smile...
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-01-07 00:37:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
while hating giving your shit more hits cause i don't like all your self promotion, i do agree with you here. maybe i'm starting to warm up to your lunacy. BUT, though you convey the right message, consider the fact that you are preaching to a majority of idiots that post stupid shit. do you honestly want to open the floodgates of retardation? they will be mighty, mighty hard to close.
Submitted by finkboy21 (user info) at 2004-01-07 00:09:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You are fairly good at life.
Submitted by Clockwork (user info) at 2004-01-07 00:06:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-01-06 23:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
JoeAverage,
There are no rules. Do you see a link on the top of this website where Bart has posted rules? Does he ban users? Apparently there was one scandal about someone being banned long before I arrived, but for the most part, the answer is NO. This is a free forum, and anyone can post whatever the hell they want.
There are no rules, but there are other users. My words are worthless in and of themselves. I can tell someone to go fuck a tree and nobody takes that seriously, so why the huge fuss if I say, "don't break this rule"? I'll tell you why. It's because the people who talk about "rules" are really talking about their personal preference, but for some reason, that personal preference, that OPINION carries weight in the mind of the other user.
Also each user builds a reputation over time. If I'd never posted before and I told him about the "rules" do you think you'd be mentioning me here? Do you think you'd even have been inspired to make this post? Definetly not on the first count, and probably not on the second. The reason that anybody cares one way or another what I write is because of the fact that I've built up some kind of reputation, for better or worse. There is only ONE thing that created that reputation, and that's MY OWN WORK. So if someone likes what I've done in the past, then maybe they care about my "rules". If they don't, then they'll say "fuck that" and do what the hell they want. Isn't this incredibly obvious?
Want to know why I told Jason not to post more than once per day? Because I rather liked his earlier post, and he knocked it off the front page. Most of the cowns who've been posting recently a million times a day don't matter enough to me to reply to or look at. He shows promise, and that's why I offered my OPINION. I'm in the habit of doing this on posts of new users who I like because I want more and more cool people to keep using the site. AnalAssBlood is an example of someone who posted pure shit and yet showed promise. I encouraged him/her to do "better" (meaning---post stuff that I like better) and that never happened. Obviously, he/she didn't care about my opinion, and my opinion didn't stop him/her from continuing on in the same way. You know what happend? I stopped reading the posts. Everyone is happy.
This is not rocket science.
And now, a word on you personally:
You're an inflammatory self-promoting egotistical bastard, but you're a smart inflammatory self-promoting egotistical bastard. I'm a fluffy tree-hugging neopagan hippie, but I'm a smart fluffy tree-hugging neopagan hippie. I don't dig your tactics, but I don't hate you either. We each have our niches, and our roles. I can respect that.
+1, because this did honestly make me smile.
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by Rondo_Mondo (user info) at 2004-01-06 23:39:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I agree with the post and all. Because well, unwritten rules are for pussies. Now on the other hand, being on the heated list isn't the most accomplishing thing you can do, Joe. I'd try to get on the most viewed author's list. But that's damn near impossible.
And to everyone bitching about Joe replying to everyone, shut up. Most of the reviews aren't even covering the content he wrote. Idiots.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-01-06 23:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 21:48:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Deisangua, thanks for helping make me #1 on the most heated list yet again! Way to go deuche bag, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, fuck you.
____________________________________________
...I don't know why, but I laughed really, really hard at this.
+2 for being funny for an unknown reason.
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2004-01-06 22:47:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What happened Joe? We were having so much fun and then you stopped talking to me. In case you forgot, here's the last thing I said:
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Do you a favor and read your other posts? Fuck you sideways with a football. I read them and in this context they still appear to be derivative piles of shit. A joke you say? Well the jokes on you Joe - your posts suck out loud. No, that's not your mama's mouth doing the sucking this time - it's your posts.
Shut the fuck up and settle down over there or I will pull this car over and you will walk from here mister!!!!
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No witty reply? Yeah... I knew you would probably punk out on me.
Michelle
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-01-06 22:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, Joe Average, I mean lurker...I'm just a glutton for punishment, you know?
Maybe I'm a sadomasochist! Hmmm, that would explain a lot.
Hit me again, bitch.
Submitted by lurker <behindyou.at.lookout.com> at 2004-01-06 22:38:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been lurking in here watching everything that's being said and unfortunately I have to agree with HairSpincter, JoeAverage is the master at this. I have never seen anyone "get him" yet and you're definitely not going to be the one to do it tonight. I think he's already gotten you. If you do a search for JoeAverage you can see all of his responses to other people's posts and he always seems to win, although I think he fites dirty some timese and people just stop talking to him. I find him very entertaining but sometimes he goes over the line. Please don't slam me for saying that Joe, I am a silent fan and I did give you a +2.
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-01-06 22:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nah, Hair, this is amusing me. Yeah, he's playing, but I'm cool with that. It entertains me. Besides, he's right. Sadists are weirdos.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-01-06 22:30:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Deisangua, I'd just leave it if I were you - JA is playing you.
Don't feel bad, he's *very* good at it.
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-01-06 22:26:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, what is this?
Don't go away! Or are you typing madly in response to recover your illusion of being on top?
You can't let it end like this, with me being the last to post..come on, come back and dance for me!
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 22:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Deisangua is my puppet bitch and I . . . oh forget it. You know I'm just doing this to make an ass out of you and still you want more. I know you said you're a sadist but this is pathetic. It's not fun if you enjoy looking like an asshole in front of everyone. Sadists are weirdos and you're probably jerking off to me degrading you and I'm not into that you fruit with a leather hood and ball gag. Go call a 1-900 number and have a she-male tell you how your dick is so small you piss on your balls and call it a night. You are a L O S E R. I'm done with you, go make that call you sadist fucking weirdo.
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-01-06 22:18:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You think the first heated spot makes your stronger? No, my dear little fag, number one BEST EVER makes you stronger. I came here from Recently Reviewed, and I barely look at Most Heated.
As for puppetry, go ahead and continue your ironic train of thought, puppet. Oops...I mean, puppetmaster. If you had the brains you wish you had, you'd realize that I've been pointing out that darling little trait that is as easy as waking up in the morning that you take so much pride in.
I know what you've been trying to do, puppet. Oops...puppetmaster. I keep reviewing because you think you're in control and it's all cat and mouse for me...I mean, because you are so good at the insult that I can't help but come back and say something.
I'll post again until I tire of you like my last amusement...I mean, if my fingers have to bleed before I get you, then bleed they will!!!
Heh...I would pay you for this, but you do it for free.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 22:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hairsphincter, welcome to the party pal. This started off as legitimate anger but then it degenerated into pure shit. LCD for sure.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 22:10:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Deisangua, with every silly post you make me stronger and stronger. With your misguided attempts at humor you will keep me in the #1 spot for eternity. You are my fucking puppet and I've been pulling your strings. You are such a fucking moron, please continue to post over and over again until your fingers bleed you dumb fuck. HA HA HA HA HA HA, I am your puppet master and now I own you. Post again like a good mongoloid I will only get stronger. HA HA HA HA HA HA
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-01-06 22:06:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Okay, let me break this down to you:
Most heated doesn't mean fabulous or worthwhile. Worthless shit, such as this, gets up there as easily as anything else.
And of course, it helps when you camp out, tossing an insult at whoever passes by. Hate is easy, dipshit, and it has jackshit to do with actual value. I respond to this because I enjoy knowing you'll come back with some talentless fuckoff of a statement. It appeals to the sadist in me to see a person making a fool of themselves over and over, like watching a retard (another useless fragment of society) continually attempt a task they are not mentally equipped to handle.
Oh, shit, did I review this again? Oh, yeah, it doesn't matter. You and I can play all day. You entertain me. Dance, clown, dance.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-01-06 22:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love the lowest common denominator. It explains my sex life.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 21:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Deisangua, keep posting and I'll be #1 on the most heated list forever. AH HA HA HA HA HA HA, you are so fucking stupid. I hope you eat a shitburger.
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-01-06 21:55:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Because I was waiting to see it, I will repeat myself:
The fact that you've camped out to reply to every poster is PATHETIC.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 21:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Deisangua, thanks for helping make me #1 on the most heated list yet again! Way to go deuche bag, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, fuck you.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 21:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MickGinny, it's good to see you drop in. By the way thanks for being the only honest person to admit you thought some of my posts were funny in the Uber2003 awards. I hope this doesn't completely isolate you from the Uberelites.
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-01-06 21:43:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Pathetic.
The fact that you've camped out to reply to every poster is pathetic.
This post is pathetic. A marignally good concept pissed on by your vast ego, which I have seen no sign that you deserve.
It being on most Heated is pathetic.
You, this post, and it's placement have all the worth that shit has to dying man in the desert.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 21:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
someone, I was just playing with you. I'm definitely going to finish the story, but I want more people to read the first story before I release the second installment. Tell all of your friends about it and spread the word, the more people that read it, the faster you'll get to see part II.
To read Sex With My Buddies Mom Part I:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22202
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-01-06 21:35:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck the rules....i'm down with that.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-01-06 21:35:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
also, on a separate note, mr celtics reply was just plain shit. what a pussy.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-01-06 21:34:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, i did not realize this and you are right, at least about the loki and being jacked part.
all im trying to say to you is that you had a good post(this one) and in a way you ruined
by stooping to the level of the uberelite. Yes, stooping by poking fun at other people just
because they didnt like what you posted. I can understand calling a clown like Kool_Mang
a shitfaced cockmaster simply because his posts are pure shit. He is not trying to prove any
thing or even say anything constructive, he is just an attention whore. Loki's posts are not
"fucking horrible" just because YOU are not a "left wing conservative" does not mean she sucks
it just means her shit isnt for you. Accept that and move on. I agree with your point, i want
to hear what happened REALLY bad now, especially knowing its true. Whether you want to post
it or not i guess shows how mature you really are, online or not. Im not going to lose sleep
over it, enough said i guess.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-01-06 21:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why not be a hit whore while you're at it?
Here's an idea, DON'T REPLY 100 DIFFERENT TIMES!
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-01-06 21:27:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
siding with shay is not good for your character.
rad my last post and look what he did. -2 for no reason...he didn't even read it...ruined a perfect rating....(who cares?) i do. (why?) cause i just do and that should be good enough.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 21:27:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
someone, I meant to respond to you before in my "Sex With My Buddies Mom Part I" piece, it's not fiction, it really happened.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-06 21:24:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the hell are these people? I recognized maybe four names.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 21:24:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
someone: Also, why the fuck do you have to tell everyone you jacked?
JoeAverage: I've never even mentioned I was jacked before until Loki accused me of being a puny guy that keeps to himself. If you're going to be critical of me at least read all the posts.
Submitted by TrentReznor (user info) at 2004-01-06 21:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The deuce
Submitted by MisterCeltic (user info) at 2004-01-06 21:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I would love to rate your post a +2 and go on about how much I agree with your views on the UberElite but I'm trying to get them to like me so that I can go to UberCon 2004 WOOHOO! Maybe if you're nicer to them in the coming months you can come too, it'll be magical.
Submitted by Jester (user info) at 2004-01-06 20:47:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
**Pardon me if I don't enjoy seeing retards post unreadable shit about how their day went or how they have so many fucking highschool problems.**
Jester has been watching this post for alittle and while I dont know any shit about rules i will say that people who post highschool problems are fucking bitches and should be impladed on a feces covered diamond edged dildo.
If you shit any top notch, dont post. Not sure if its good? E-mail it to me. I will print it out, eat it, and if i dont shit myself then you can post it.
J
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-01-06 20:43:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meant to give this a zero on my last reply, sorry
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-01-06 20:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if thats the case joe, then thats just lame. take constructive critisim and stop being a pussy
Your last few posts have been good, and to not post the ending to the post is just fucking gay.
Way to be mature.
Also, why the fuck do you have to tell everyone you jacked? Insecure if you ask me, guess what?
Im anti working out and i have no problem getting biotches.(Although lately ive been in a dry
spell, i blame it on the shitty New England weather and the fact that there has been shit
going on lately, either that or i just suck)
Finally, although i understand that you have been trying to take the time to respond to every
one it only creates replies which made this the most heated list. So, in short, you are your
favorite fan. Pick and choose who you should take the time to respond to.
Grow the fuck up Joe. Stop showing the need to tell everyone how much money you make and how
amazing you are. You were proving a good point, but by putting other people down you are
stooping to their level and spinning your own web of contradictions. Stop being so damn
defensive, remember, this is a FUCKING WEB SITE!
-so
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-01-06 20:40:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Pardon me if I don't enjoy seeing retards post unreadable shit about how their day went or how they have so many fucking highschool problems.
Some rules are there for everyone's benefit, fucknut. You're allowed to post what you want, but if you want other people to think it's good, it had better obey the fucking "rules" of non-dumbassism.
I apologize if it's too hard for you not to be an idiot.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 20:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
someone, I like to reply to everyone's post, I feel like if they took the time to write to me I should take the time to write back, I'm suprised you don't like that, I've gotten compliments about that before on this site.
Secondly, this comment hurts: ReallyBored and Loki do not suck, at least as far as writing goes. Sorry Joe, but they are far superior to you as far as writing talent goes.
I actually like most of Reallybored's stuff, but Loki is fucking horrible. Because you've said Loki is superior to me there will be no end to the story (and it is a great fucking ending too) instead go read one of Loki's leftwing bullshit rants. Way to ruin it for everyone.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 20:16:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Creepy_guy, I absolutely agree with you. I've been on this site since November and I've posted exactly 7 times including this post.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-01-06 20:16:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Furthermore, and to clarify a few things after reading the replies.
For one, ReallyBored and Loki do not suck, at least as far as writing goes. Sorry Joe, but
they are far superior to you as far as writing talent goes. No, im not kissing ass, i could
care less if either if them like me, however, just because you have got alot of people backing
you does not mean you can bring them down. In a sense, you are acting no better then they are.
Second, the need to reply to EVERY SINGLE REPLY is fucking annoying beyond belief. People dont
like what you say? Fine, ignore them, and post replies, hmm i dont know 1/1100000000 of the time.
Third, and lastly, some rules in this site are appropiate. Ever read anything by the biggest fucking morons of ubersite, such as KoolMang and Trevor Johnson? Thank god that they can only
post once per day(in a sense) because if that was not the case ubersite would be littered with
trash. I get your point, and i agree to an extent, but dont overdue it and get off your high
horse
Mom story by tommorrow. seriously
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2004-01-06 20:13:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh fuck it. Joe, you found me out. A size 20 house frau with an imbecilic daughter. That's all I am. Yup, blue jeans are hard to come by in my advanced state of obecity. Damn you for making me admit the truth about myself. Damn me for ever reading this post and incurring the wrath of the likes of you. What on earth was I thinking.
Do you a favor and read your other posts? Fuck you sideways with a football. I read them and in this context they still appear to be derivative piles of shit. A joke you say? Well the jokes on you Joe - your posts suck out loud. No, that's not your mama's mouth doing the sucking this time - it's your posts.
Shut the fuck up and settle down over there or I will pull this car over and you will walk from here mister!!!!
Michlle
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-01-06 20:12:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who are you?
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-01-06 20:03:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is so fucking true.
awesome post, not because of how well it was written, but because of the content.
By the way, i want YOUR FUCKING MOM STORY BY TOMMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-so
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-01-06 20:02:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You can post as many times as you like per day, however so as to avoid idiots spamming their drivel countless times on the frontpage, eveyone only gets ONE POST DISPLAYED on the main page, once it rolls over into the older messages you can see all your post's in their glory.
________________________________________________
And THAT is the beauty of the whole thing. I say (um....AGAIN) that if someone has more than one INTERESTING thing to post, then by all means DO SO. But, when someone posts repeated crap (I'm not referring to anyone specific here) it gets annoying. So I say, only post things that you yourself would give a +2. That's why I haven't posted anything in a while; when I have something good to post, I'll do it. Until then, nothing.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 20:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
beer-turtle: You don;t like how this site works...leave, found your own place to rant and rave.
this is Bart's site, he makes the rules for it, there are very few, and since most of us here WORK for a living and are getting paid to waste time here versus the students who are merely avoiding classwork.
JoeAverage: Listen you fucking toolbox, I don't have a problem with how this site is run, I don't have a problem with Bart, I have a problem with all the deuche bags out there that are flaming people's posts because of "rules" that they want to try to enforce. There is an clique out there that thinks they are better than everyone else and wants to get in people's shit about their stupid fucking "rules." Learn to read you illiterate fuck.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2004-01-06 19:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the only reason this post has gotten so many reviews is because Joe average seems to feel the need to respond to each one as it comes in.
To be honest this post is retarded and a waste of space
You can post as many times as you like per day, however so as to avoid idiots spamming their drivel countless times on the frontpage, eveyone only gets ONE POST DISPLAYED on the main page, once it rolls over into the older messages you can see all your post's in their glory.
You don;t like how this site works...leave, found your own place to rant and rave.
this is Bart's site, he makes the rules for it, there are very few, and since most of us here WORK for a living and are getting paid to waste time here versus the students who are merely avoiding classwork.
-Turtle
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 19:20:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Amish_Amos, thank you I also enjoy the old lady gunt description.
Submitted by Amish_Amos (user info) at 2004-01-06 19:18:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Just for the gunt comment.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 19:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
blujnbbyqn, I've been nothing but nice to you and out of the blue you fucking slam me? You are now what I like to call a fucking bitch. Fuck you for not getting that it's a fucking joke designed to make you laugh. If I'm an attention whore, you're a white trash, fat, house frau with an ugly daughter. I hope she moves away from you so she doesn't turn out to be the pathetic piece of shit that you turned out to be. Chances are she'll probably get knocked up and be a the highschool sperm depository of whatever hick town you live in.
Blue Jean Baby Queen is what your stupid name is supposed to be? You couldn't fit your fat, cellulite covered ass into a pair of jeans if you wanted too. You're probably that fat bitch in line at the grocery store with her hair in curlers wearing sweatpants to cover your gunt.
See what I get for being nice to someone? Fuck you whore.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-01-06 19:11:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 18:52:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
bob, you suck.
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so does your posts.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 19:03:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
canuckistan, there are a bunch of assholes here who want to impose their bullshit rules on you, I'm sure they will respond to your posts eventually, if they haven't already. They are shit-eaters.
Submitted by canuckistan (user info) at 2004-01-06 18:59:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rules, what rules ?
Do they have the " thought police " monitoring this site ?
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2004-01-06 18:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
INHO, you are an attention whore. You have used various methods to generate attention such as titling your posts with 'flame ensuring' titles and taking a specious off-color and often gender biased stance.
You are posting here for one or two of many reasons. In my opinion you are here solely for the validation. Whatever else your existence is missing, i.e. self worth, etc., you have sought out the Internet to fill those glaring inadequacies. You have latched on to this web site and in your mind you can make it fit your needs if only you scream loud enough or say something controversial enough to garner the attention of the masses.
When it comes down to it, what else could you have possibly expected from posts that you yourself regard with this disclaimer: "I've only posted a handful of times and they are all pretty much obnoxious except for one...".
You asked for it, you got it. I'd imagine that you are capable of serious writings worth further consideration but not when you have one underlying message in them all. The sub-text like - "look at me!! Look what I can do!!!!!" is played out. You piqued my interest with your title, what can you do without such hit generating tactics?
Michelle
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 18:52:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bob, you suck.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 18:49:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GodChicken, no I'm not a soldier but I do have a lot of respect for anyone fighting for our country. Good luck and God bless.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-01-06 18:49:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
meh.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-01-06 18:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Joe: Soldier? yes/no.
I now work for the Marines as a intelligence systems tech support guy. unix/windows.
Between that background, and the rest of the stories behind this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/14174
I don't watch the regular news for most of my information on international events. I read the good stuff at work.
That accounts for the IRS Agent sort of thing. It's ingrained.
Time to head home.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 18:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
blujnbbyqn, read my other posts and tell me what you think of each one, I've only posted a handful of times and they are all pretty much obnoxious except for one. Check these out:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22202
http://www.ubersite.com/m/19325
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18763
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18778
Let me know what you think. This goes for everyone, please read all of my work above and let me know what you think.
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2004-01-06 18:27:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
blujnbbyqn, I still think you would be fine for the job and I can provide a shot a day for you
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Sure, you promise them now but in a week or two you will be asking me if I could limit myself to 7 a day. I've been there too many times than I care to remember. Hehe...
Perhaps too much info? Who's to say?
Look Joe, if you wanna make a difference here then post only quality. If you have any doubt on the quality or what response you may recieve from you post then DO NOT POST. When the shit all rolls downhill it's very nice to be able to sit on the sidelines and say "Well, at least I can't be blamed for that". But then some would consider no response as abject approval. We all have our own bar, some of us could set them higher but why? What's the fun in that?
Michelle
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 18:25:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hidden101, how so?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-01-06 18:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"This is not a Loki hate post though, I don't feel strongly enough about her yet. Anyway, all of you uberrule fuckwads need to get a life. Fuck you."
the irony is overwhelming....
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 18:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
#1 on the most heated list in under 3 hours. Thank you.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 18:11:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
blujnbbyqn, I still think you would be fine for the job and I can provide a shot a day for you.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 18:08:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Razor, I went and read your first story to try to get ammo to make fun of you and I actually liked it. I'm even going to link it here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22171
Go figure, I must be losing it.
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2004-01-06 18:06:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
blujnbbyqn: There are rules!?! I must have missed the memo. Could someone forward them along? That way I can get crackin' on enforcing them. Have we already voted on sheriff and judge? How about an appeals process? Any jury pool? I need details dammit!!!
JoeAverage: I vote for you to be judge, jury and executioner.
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Joe - thank you so much for you vote of confidence but you have no idea what you are asking. I am flakey, fickle and absent-minded. Pair that with my frequent absenteeism and foolish meanderings and you will see that I am not the user for the job. I will partake in any attempt to execute any and all deviates regardless of fame or function. My fees are low - a shot of Cuervo Gold and I'm yours.
Michelle
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 18:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GodChicken, I see what you mean, very good, full apology extended. I'm going to read your post and I'll give it an honest review, not based on the fact that I like you, but based on the quality of the work.
"Classicists tend to have above average intelligence. This troll doesnt care what the topic is." I like this, it actually describes me pretty well (I've actually said something very similar about enjoying the devil's advocate role).
Are you a soldier?
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-01-06 17:59:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Insult me too please.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-01-06 17:58:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Joe: yes, I did call you a troll. You're thinking of it purely in a negative context, though.
http://www.io.com/~zikzak/troll_thesis.html#1 This person did some brilliant work. I give them full credit for it.
1. The Classic Troll: The "Classic" type troll is the most polemic, in that the primary purpose is to engage others in a heated discussion about a topic. Classicists tend to have above average intelligence. This troll doesnt care what the topic is.
You have to admit there are many here these days who fit that description. Look back in my post history http://www.ubersite.com/m/14921
Maybe it's crap, but I did put a good deal of work into it before posting. Guess what? It dropped off the front page fast due to a bunch of retarded stuff. I comment more than I post. I'd rather post quality. Some of mine is obviously going to be sentimental garbage that would annoy you.
I'm going to have to go home and blow my fucking kneecap off. Meeting with the Boss says there's a high likelyhood I'll be back in Iraq before summer.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 17:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GodChicken: I simply do not share all the aspects of my life on here.
JoeAverage: That's smart, I see a lot of people give every detail of their life here (although I do like to read about them, I guess I'm kind of nosy).
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 17:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Murphy1844, I didn't think of it that way but I guess I am. That's funny.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 17:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GodChicken, you're right, I'm sorry. I was in a frenzied lather, fighting fifteen battles at once (sort of like when Kasparov plays 15 chess games at the same time). I take it back and I am wrong. I'm not to proud to admit when I've made a mistake and this . . . hold on, didn't you call me a troll?
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2004-01-06 17:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So you're yelling at the people who yell at people to STOP YELLING AT PEOPLE? Fucking idiot.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-01-06 17:40:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
JoeAverage: Ok, IRS Agent personality, huh? You wouldn't believe the amount of jokes I used to get about me being "Agent Smith" from the Matrix.There's a great deal of richness to my life, and I'm not really very boring. I simply do not share all the aspects of my life on here.
On another post you preach to me about how smart you are and what an pseudo-intellectual hack I am, and I baited you on that last post, and you know it. Here you reject an honest approach to engage you. You reply with insults and imply that I'm some sort of pansy/fairy. What's with the insults?
I wasn't implying you wrote this to be disruptive, either.
notice the rating of 0. not a -2.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 17:38:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Next time I'll call him an Assshield.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-06 17:34:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i want an asshelmet.
http://airgear.com/buttshield/index.php?org=don01
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 17:32:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Norman, thank you, I expect to be hanging out at the top with you.
Submitted by Norman (user info) at 2004-01-06 17:30:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Another quick ascent up the most heated list.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 17:19:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Electro, you're a bitch and your comics suck. Try to do something funny instead of the pieces of shit you've been doing. Asshelmet.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-01-06 17:17:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Whiner... Whiner... Whiner... Whiner...
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 17:14:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Enrique Molefacias, I would let Anna nibble on anything she wanted too. I thought you were gay though.
Submitted by Enrique Molefacias at 2004-01-06 17:12:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Surgery wasn't necessary, I couldn't keep Anna from nibbling on it. She wore it down to a fine speck.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 17:09:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Enrique Molefacias, I just heard about you getting the surgery to remove your trademark mole. Is it going to make a guest appearance on celebrity mole?
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 17:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
JoeAverage: Hey Reallybored why don't you take your own advice buddy?
Reallybored: JoeAverage is the only anti-hero here that i like. People, lighten up alittle. (in response to my critics)
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 17:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shay, I actually made a reply to his "Get with the times comment" too but I guess it didn't go through.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 17:04:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shay, you have a good night too!
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 17:03:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, forgot to mention that Reallybored gave me a +2 for Pregnant Women Are Pigs, too!
Thanks for being a fan.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 17:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Reallywhored, that's exactly the type of faggot-ass retort I would expect from an ass shaving mary like yourself. This website is your life so you put so much stock in those stupid ratings that don't mean a Goddamned thing. Just because you and your cronies put -2s on everyone you don't like doesn't mean the work is not good. Loki has a good rating and all her shit is the worst on this site. It doesn't mean a thing, however, almost everything I do goes to the most heated and why don't we take a look at how many people read what I have to write:
Women: SHUT THE FUCK UP (6118 hits), by the way Reallybored gave this a +2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18763
Reallybored's Review of Women: SHUT THE FUCK UP -
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<breath>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
How did you not see this coming a mile away? Oh my god, some people are retarded.
I didnt like this kid at first, but this is hilarious.
Good work!
Pregnant Women Are Pigs (2587 hits)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/19325
Reallybored's Review of Pregnant Women Are Pigs -
If you're pregnant you are not beautiful, put down the Oprah magazine that's been lying to you and get ready for the truth bitch.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
That line was fucking great. Personally its a dream of mine to fuck a pregnant chick, thats not carrying my kid. Its so wrong, yet so right.
JoeAverage is the only anti-hero here that i like. People, lighten up alittle.
Submitted by Enrique Molefacias at 2004-01-06 17:00:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't steal my thunder. BTW, the mole is no more. I have it on Ebay.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:52:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Alas, my day has come to an end. Have a good night JoeAverage.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:50:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
blujnbbyqn: There are rules!?! I must have missed the memo. Could someone forward them along? That way I can get crackin' on enforcing them. Have we already voted on sheriff and judge? How about an appeals process? Any jury pool? I need details dammit!!!
JoeAverage: I vote for you to be judge, jury and executioner.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:50:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well you should check it out. Look at my posts. You can probably find alot out about me.
Anyway, its time to go. However, i would like to leave this little tidbit of information.
Shay and JoeAverages average post ranking is -.31.
In case you werent sure if they sucked or not.....ciao!
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:49:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ReallyBored: "Get with the times man"
Who says that? I envision Greg Brady.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:48:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shay,
I can be your hero baby
You can kiss me on my mole
I can bang Anna Kournikova
You can watch me fill her hole
(whispering) Let me be . . . your hero
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:47:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
reallybored, sorry I don't know every detail of your life, shitbird.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:45:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
KingFreakingKong, thanks, it's a good word.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:45:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
JoeAverage is my hero.
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There are rules!?! I must have missed the memo. Could someone forward them along? That way I can get crackin' on enforcing them.
Have we already voted on sheriff and judge? How about an appeals process? Any jury pool?
I need details dammit!!!
Michelle
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:44:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Loki, furthermore, I don't act all tough on this site. I've never threatened anyone and I wouldn't try to threaten anyone. I think it's fun to spar verbally with people, especially twits like you who can't hang with me and usually give up or say something like "I'm not wasting any more time reading because you're not worth it" or some shit like that as a clear cop out. You've always got your ass handed to you whenever you deal with me, but I'm not a bully and I wouldn't ever try to intimidate you or scare you. That's not fun for me. I do however think Shay hands you your ass whenever you spar with her also.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:43:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Loki, I can assure you that I'm exactly who I say I am. I'm 6'3" 225 and I work out 6 days a week, not to brag but I'm ripped and I have been since highschool. I have an excellent job and I played D1 football. No I'm not telling you which school because there is plenty of info on me on the internet without exposing my name. I was an Academic All American and a starter. I'm a good looking guy and I'm very outgoing. I own my own business and I make more money in a year than you will in the next five. I'm not giving any more detail than that.
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You are sooo much kewler then us puter d00ds.
And i already graduated college. Get with the times man.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:43:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If I am such an idiot why do you feel the need to explain yourself to me? If I'm such a waste of your time. You blew my one comment out of proportion, all I asked you was if he borrowed that sweater from your closet. Joke. You can't take one. You got all offended and 'spat' at me, and got mad at me because I can and have out-witted you. The end.
Submitted by KingFreakingKong (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:43:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"The people who go around telling other people about "the rules" of this site are fucking asshats."
+2 for using the word 'asshats'.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:39:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Loki, I can assure you that I'm exactly who I say I am. I'm 6'3" 225 and I work out 6 days a week, not to brag but I'm ripped and I have been since highschool. I have an excellent job and I played D1 football. No I'm not telling you which school because there is plenty of info on me on the internet without exposing my name. I was an Academic All American and a starter. I'm a good looking guy and I'm very outgoing. I own my own business and I make more money in a year than you will in the next five. I'm not giving any more detail than that.
I know exactly what you look like and you're a fucking pig with a boyfriend that is clearly gay. You're a moron that is not grounded in reality and you're views are bullshit. You are obsessed with this site and you are an elitest snob (but with no money and no reason to feel superior to anyone, if anything you should be depressed with your loser boyfriend, crappy job, and ugly looks).
Go fuck yourself.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:38:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
**Does anyone else think that Loki gets mad when someone disagrees with her like I did when I told her that her ugly boyfriend had a faggy looking knit sweater on? You're just proving his point. And don't bother replying to me, you know I always get the last word with you. **
A. the sweater was supposed to be faggy - hence the joke
2. no I do not get mad when someone does not agree with me, it happens all the time
iii. What I get mad about is the fact that you are an idiot, you are wasting my time, and you add nothing get it nothing interesting to this site or I'm guessing life in general.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Does anyone else think that Loki gets mad when someone disagrees with her like I did when I told her that her ugly boyfriend had a faggy looking knit sweater on? You're just proving his point. And don't bother replying to me, you know I always get the last word with you.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:28:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just as a point of clarification, I always log in. If you see any derivation of "loki" in italics, it's not me.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:26:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Does anyone else think that JoeAverage is some sniveling little shit who cowers and won't speak back to anyone so he get off on acting all tough online where he knows he's safe?
Submitted by loki at 2004-01-06 16:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22265
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22265
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22265
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22265
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22265
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22265
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22265
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22265
Submitted by Snypavat (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:24:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna post my picture now.....
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:24:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, you did the point and laugh one too? I liked that, it made me laugh. kudos. problem is the jerk off story wasn't good enough to be a second post. actually, I didn't even read it. but that's because I didn't feel that I needed to know any more on the topic. I don't care if you post 2 or 10 funny things in a day. My only point here today is, leave SpikeGoddess out of it. She's not one of the bitchy ones!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1073424043617224069
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:23:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Snypavat, keep up the good work. Funny writing should be encouraged, not discouraged and you do good work.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:21:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Reallywhored, I don't have the same brainwashed opinions as the nerds on this left-wing, tree-hugging site. Also, referring to yourself as the "elite" is a fucking joke. You're a collection of dorks that have found a place to "fit in." I mean for God's sakes you people even go on vacations together (lame). If you're supposed to be a fraternity guy why aren't you out getting some pussy instead of wasting your time talking to ugly internet slores? I'll tell you why, because you're a big fucking dork. You and Loki and the rest of you retards live on this site and take it so seriously, you're a fucking joke. GET A LIFE! Go out and get laid, before you know it you'll be out of college and in the real world and college poon won't be so readily available to you. And you said that at least Kristy Swan posted pictures, you're right, unlike you I'm not posting pictures of my freshly shaven ass on the internet. Good luck when somebody steals that picture and your Dad finds it on a Gay website, retard.
I am JoeAverages' smirking revenge.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:20:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:13:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
It's interesting that you tell people to get a life and stop talking about rules, yet you've clearly spent a considerable amount of time telling them to do so. (Judging by your post and the numerous replies.)
But hey, it's your time...
This one time at band camp, that one girl.....SHUT UP!!
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:18:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, but now I love ya even more!! :-)
Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:17:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
rules were meant to be broken
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:13:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's interesting that you tell people to get a life and stop talking about rules, yet you've clearly spent a considerable amount of time telling them to do so. (Judging by your post and the numerous replies.)
But hey, it's your time...
Submitted by Snypavat (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and here is another one
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22240
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-06 16:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:01:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is my opinion and if against the grain so the fuck what!
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JoeAverage your not a pretty unique snowflake. Your average at best. All the hate for the "elite" isnt going to change a thing. Shit, your less than average.
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Blatant rules violation, grammar code 788, section 23a. "Your" is not the same as "You're". Back to grade school monkey man.
Submitted by Snypavat (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Joe.....Joe....*sniff.....Joe I love you man.....You hit the nail on the head...Thanks for sticking up for my shit man... I really apreciate it.
The assholes stick together and +2 their shit up all damn day. Everyone knows it's true and I am glad you pointed it out. Even if it's an I Love you post. Please come on people...All I want to do is write some funny stuff or some things that will make people think a little. Don't flip out on me because I posted 2 posts today....Actually I posted 3!!! So there ya fucks!!! Check it out!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22242 why men jerk off
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22236 chubby chicks rule
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22157 Fuck you Jesus!!! If thats your real name!!! (184 hits)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/21950 The only time it"s ok to point and laugh at someone (198 hits)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/21524 I wanna rent a lawnmower. (187 hits)
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shay, who are you kidding, you always loved me.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-06 16:05:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You got us. We're a bunch of chicken shits from the most read list. We keep our testicles (yes, even loki) in a ziplock bag in a desk drawer.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think some of these "Random Joes" are regular users who are fed up with the bullshit rule monkeys on this site but don't want all of their posts torpedoed with -2s. It's okay regulars, post under your real names, let the ubergeeks know what overbearing assholes they are.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is my opinion and if against the grain so the fuck what!
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The trouble is, its not against the grain. Dozens are people like yourself have tried this shit before. This us vs them bullshit. Down with the Elite! Begin the revolution!
JoeAverage your not a pretty unique snowflake. Your average at best. All the hate for the "elite" isnt going to change a thing. Shit, your less than average.
Atleast Kristy Swan posted some hot pics.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WillZone, holy shit you posted links to other posts on my site. That's against the rules, OMG, what do we do now?
Who fucking cares, if you like WillZone go read his shit.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YankeeHater, asshat is a fun word. The problem is these fucking asshats here use it to much. Asshats!
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:57:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GodChicken: How about a discussion of whether the "rules" and such here are a classic example of self-perpetuating social orders, and Humanism? There are always Rebels. There is always an Establishment. I don't mind 2 posts per day, if it is really decent stuff. Everyone has a line drawn in the sand and its a communal thing to determine where the overall border between spamming the front page with shit (See mnwhrt_14's posts and the senseless jimmy schmeltzer / fingerbang posts) and crafting something that took more than a few misfiring synapses to vomit up. You are a provoker Joe, a Classic Troll type. But thats ok. Everyone has a niche in here. Those who attempt to be come disruptive come and go. We get a few every month or so it seems.
JoeAverage: A discussion of self-perpetuating social orders and Humanism??? Do you understand that people come here to get away from that kind of boring ass shit. No wonder we don't agree, you're exactly the kind of IRS Agent personality I'm talking about. You sound like such a little panty-waste bitch with your "those who attempt to be come disruptive come and go" fairy talk. Go take a cold shower and maybe that will wake you up you fucking bore.
I'm not writing this to be disruptive, although I'm sure if you had your way we would all wear uniforms and sit with our eyes facing forward as we talked about Humanism. This is my opinion and if against the grain so the fuck what! Deal with it dorko.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-06 15:54:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Egomaniacal Writings
-a story about WillZone and his pathetic ramblings
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22254
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:51:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:46:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Luther, my whole point is he posted two funny posts today and a positive rating is a positive rating. Just because someone torpedos a post with -2s doesn't mean it's not good. The ratings have no bearings on if the material is good or not, because if that were true Loki must be the best fucking writer ever and she only posts total fucking shit. There is a clique of losers here who love rules and regulations and +2 each others posts and get their validation from that and I think it's fucking lame. If this guy wants to post two funny ass posts in the same day I say so be it. It's a fuck lot better than another I love Loki or (insert uberasshole name here).
This guy had two original funny pieces and I want to see more without some shitface bitching about the rules".
I now love you too JoeAverage.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-06 15:50:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe that the use of the prefix "Ass" is strictly prohibited. Its use is limited to the uber-elite, and such actions by lowly noobs is frowned on. Please cease and desist, and choose a prefix that does not infringe on the "intellectual properties" of the exhalted ones.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Ass Clown is pretty fucking hillarious.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Amen!!! No more rules!
here we go:
Sleep, Wake Up, Shower, Kill Mrs. Chang, Go to Work, Come Home...Repeat
-a story about zombies in brooklyn
http://www.ubersite.com/m/20539
Will Zone -- Cunning Linguist. A Sharing of Knowledge.
- a story about eating pussy...or is it?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22248
Who is Coming Over my House to Eat the Baby Jesus with Me?
- a story about eating the baby jesus
http://www.ubersite.com/m/21063
An Open Letter to Those who have Office Holiday Parties.
- see title
http://www.ubersite.com/m/20252
I am Jack's Carpel-Tunnelled Hands.
- fight club inspired post
http://www.ubersite.com/m/19255
The Worst Post in Ubersite History: A Challenge
- see title
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18512
Fate Tells Me "Don't Go to the Gym." But...fuck fate.
- a story about joining a gym
http://www.ubersite.com/m/17918
The Alfalfa, and the 7 words it Spawned.
- bad hair day?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/17027
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:46:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Luther, my whole point is he posted two funny posts today and a positive rating is a positive rating. Just because someone torpedos a post with -2s doesn't mean it's not good. The ratings have no bearings on if the material is good or not, because if that were true Loki must be the best fucking writer ever and she only posts total fucking shit. There is a clique of losers here who love rules and regulations and +2 each others posts and get their validation from that and I think it's fucking lame. If this guy wants to post two funny ass posts in the same day I say so be it. It's a fuck lot better than another I love Loki or (insert uberasshole name here).
This guy had two original funny pieces and I want to see more without some shitface bitching about the rules.
Submitted by YankeeHater (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:40:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think "Asshat" is becoming one of my favorite words.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:38:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Right back atcha' JoeAverage
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-06 15:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.meloveyoulongtime.com/
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*yawn*
JoeAverage: How about a discussion of whether the "rules" and such here are a classic example of self-perpetuating social orders, and Humanism?
There are always Rebels. There is always an Establishment.
I don't mind 2 posts per day, if it is really decent stuff. Everyone has a line drawn in the sand and its a communal thing to determine where the overall border between spamming the front page with shit (See mnwhrt_14's posts and the senseless jimmy schmeltzer / fingerbang posts) and crafting something that took more than a few misfiring synapses to vomit up.
You are a provoker Joe, a Classic Troll type. But thats ok. Everyone has a niche in here. Those who attempt to be come disruptive come and go. We get a few every month or so it seems.
Thats right, mnwhrt_14. Feed my ego. That's all you're doing.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:35:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
coley: here, let me try with a minus two this time. When I said "you go first", I meant you go get a life first. Not "tell me who you hate".
JoeAverage: Then why don't you get a fucking clue about how to post you fucking moron. Your even worse then the rule nazis because you follow them and are to stupid to stand on your own. I'm sorry I couldn't hear your shrill sissy-boy voice through the computer to understand what you meant you fucking retard, you give -2 when you don't like something and +2 when you like something, assclown.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:34:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
JoeAverage:
Why men jerk-off. (Rating: 0.6 on 26 reviews, last by InTheNight 19 minutes ago)
Submitted by Jason LaRose <snypavat.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-06 13:39:11
0.6 is NOT a good post, toe jam guzzler. SpikeGoddess is an excellent writer who knows good material when she sees it. I'm not even going to bother reading this post, because I already know. But seriously man, back off of her. She is the least grouchy rule enforcer around here!
And just so I don't come off as a total prick, I did like your chubby chicks post, I even printed it for a chubby chick that I know. I think she'll get a kick out of it...
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:33:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:32:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
here, let me try with a minus two this time.
When I said "you go first", I meant you go get a life first.
Not "tell me who you hate".
Coley is an ugly girl who wants to be in the 'cool uber clique'.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Random Joe, I'll love you long time. Five dollar sucky, sucky?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
here, let me try with a minus two this time.
When I said "you go first", I meant you go get a life first.
Not "tell me who you hate".
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
reallybored: A post about getting mad at people who "were hall monitors and tattle-tails". This is so weak.
JoeAverage: What's really weak is you and your bitch-ass cronies who want to enforce rules on a fucking internet web site. Why don't you go shave your ass you fruit.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:25:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Phinch, do you think this is worthy of the heat? Do you think attention needs to be brought to this issue?
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:24:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Creepy_guy, I agree with you completely.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-06 15:23:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you missed the point dickwad.
+2
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:23:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shay, I love you too!
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:22:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A post about getting mad at people who "were hall monitors and tattle-tails".
This is so weak.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Luther: She's not a bitch! She speaks the truth! No one's trying to enforce rules really, we just don't want to read shitty posts by the same person all damn day long!
JoeAverage: She shit on a good post, that a lot of people thought was funny and her critisism wasn't about the content of the post, but the fact that he posted twice today. Who fucking cares and fuck you Luther, you ass kissing cock gobbler. Fuck everyone who doesn't agree with me!!!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-06 15:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
me love you long time
Submitted by Snypavat (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:18:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Luther
If you take a look at my posts...then you would see that it wasn't shitty. Reallybored was pretty much the ONLY one who thought it deserved the title as shitty. If you don't like an author......
WHY READ THEIR POSTS?
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
heat generator.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:16:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you!! http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=107333237560312703
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:16:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who the hell cares about the stupid rules..... But think of this. If you run out of good things to post, then just don't post for a while. If you do, it'll more than likely be crappy. And I agree with Luther about SpikeGoddess.
+2 because rules suck ass
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:16:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
She's not a bitch! She speaks the truth! No one's trying to enforce rules really, we just don't want to read shitty posts by the same person all damn day long!
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:15:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Snypavat, that's the right attitude, fuck em' all!!!
Submitted by Snypavat (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:14:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok then joe...fuck the fuckin fucks who try to fuck us.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Luther: Leave SpikeGoddess out of this!!! She is never rude or mean like other people you mention.
JoeAverage: Luther, this post was a long time coming but the final straw was this post by Spike Goddess five minutes ago:
Spike Goddess: Jason, The Uber rulebook states that thou shalt post once per day. Exceptions are made for the exceptional, which you sir, are not.
Fuck her and her rules, bitch.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Snypavat: To fight the power we would have to be going up against people that had some actual power, not fucking geeks that love meaningless rules and regulations. Fuck them in their tightwad asses!!!
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:11:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Leave SpikeGoddess out of this!!! She is never rude or mean like other people you mention. Even so, why does it really matter? Fucktarts.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:10:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think there may be a loki imposter here because I don't know that we've ever agreed on anything.
Submitted by Snypavat (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:10:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fight the power.. The man will not keep us from showing our work!!!
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:09:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mnwhrt_14, that's what the fuck I'm talking about, keep it going people.
Submitted by loki at 2004-01-06 15:08:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell it brother.
Submitted by mnwhrt_14 (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I fuckin agree fuck you guys that have no life and do this shit. get a real job or fuck off. And godchicken and fingerbang you ahve my fuckin votes. Fags
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:06:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Y3D, you helped inspire this post.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
While I +2 myself I'll go ahead and mention Spike Goddess as a fucking rule retard. Coley, now it's your turn.
Submitted by Y3D (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:04:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree fuck them in their stupid assess, if by any chance 1 post of days was actually enforced im sure it would look something like this:
maxpostperperday = 1;
I say we start a revolution up in this bitch!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:03:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyway, all of you uberrule fuckwads need to get a life. Fuck you.
Okay, you go first.