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Rating: 0.61 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (View user info) at 2004-01-07 12:26:00 EST


I'm a submitting fool.

That could be a double-entendre.

I may have spelt entendre wrong.



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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-09 03:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy EMO man, mail me meatspinner1977.at.aol.com

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-14 01:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HOLY SHIT YOU LOOK LIKE ROBERT SMITH

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-13 01:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by KingFreakingKong (user info) at 2004-01-27 12:48:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Kind of happy in pants.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-01-19 02:33:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"I'm not a man..."

Oh, Christ. DUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuUUUuuuUHHhhhuUUUuhHhh

Submitted by strangexistence (user info) at 2004-01-18 20:25:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

What are stork bites??

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-01-18 20:19:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not even going to ask what you're talking about, Sean... And, I'm not a man... you could ask one of the people I met from Uber last week, for proof... Or, hey, keep thinking I'm a man... I might like to get my proverbial dick sucked for once.

And, I LOVE STALKERS! heh thanks

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-01-18 01:48:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You're a very attractive young man. I bet you have to beat off the girls with a stick.

Submitted by Redrum (user info) at 2004-01-18 01:35:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Very dark and looking oh so voluptuous. +1 for being brave enough to post a pic (for the good always comes with the bad) and +1 for a close-up that shows off your eyes. Very beautiful.

Now I'll go over here and pretend I won't be stalking you around Ubersite...

Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-01-18 01:15:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Do you have stork bites? My sister has stork bites, and it kinda looks like you do too.

Stork bites are nifty. Yes I just said nifty, so what.

Submitted by CaptainObvious (user info) at 2004-01-10 16:03:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, and OF COURSE you have to show yer boobs. Goes without saying. ;)

Submitted by CaptainObvious (user info) at 2004-01-10 16:01:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Robert Smith! Use Robot-Punch!


"Raaaaaaahberta Smeeez, Raaaaaaaaaahbert-a Smeeeez..."

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-01-09 18:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

My god people... do I have to include a picture with my boobs showing?



Submitted by Boy George at 2004-01-09 16:23:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 because I can't tell if you're a man or a woman.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:10:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm definatly not a man... don't make me prove it.

And Beer-T... no, I don't get bitchy too often. I'm moody, yes, bitchy... not so much.

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2004-01-07 19:22:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

corn

You look like you could get really REALLY Bitchy....

are you single?

-Turtle

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-07 15:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It really is a man. That's the first thing I thought when I saw the picture. That's why it's so close, that's why the hairline and chest aren't showing. That's why the makeup sucks.

If this is you, and you are a woman, I will be surprised, and feel guilty. All right, the last part was a lie, I'll just be surprised. And laugh.

Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2004-01-07 14:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

For some reason the grainy quality really works for this.
(and it makes me happy in the pants.)


Submitted by Schmuckman (user info) at 2004-01-07 14:37:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Anyone seen "Rocky Horror Picture Show"?

Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2004-01-07 14:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thats a man baby!

yeah!






seriously though. are you male or female?

Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2004-01-07 14:00:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thats a man baby!

yeah!






seriously though. are you male or female?

Submitted by CaptainObvious (user info) at 2004-01-07 13:41:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

'So, Barbra's found the other triangle, then?'

Submitted by Cup_of_Joe (user info) at 2004-01-07 13:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't believe the hype.

I think you are cute...hell you even have a sexy gothic nicole kidman lookin thingy going there.

Make me wanna watch EYES WIDE SHUT in the break room right now.

Thank you and drive thru



Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-01-07 13:27:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, I'm a retard. I about shit my pants when I saw how huge this picture is. I usually size down all images in photoshop, which I ASSUMED I had done with this. Leave it to me not to actually CHECK before I posted it.

Submitted by Snypavat (user info) at 2004-01-07 13:26:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

well, I put mine up...for no reason...just because you were right. *sigh

Submitted by xLisaCatx (user info) at 2004-01-07 13:17:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Errr name to a face? Eh whatever.

Submitted by xLisaCatx (user info) at 2004-01-07 13:17:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't listen to the negative! AH NO! Criticism!@#!@#$

Can't say that it's a nice picture per-say as it's only one half of your face, and that particular half can't even fit on my screen, but it's always good to associate a face to a name.

Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-01-07 13:15:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Huge close-ups seem to be the trend lately.

Much like porn, a portrait loses something when the camera zooms in too close

Still, you are an attractive woman.

Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-01-07 13:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Like the eyes.

Submitted by freakzilla (user info) at 2004-01-07 13:04:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't listen to the negative corn. You are very cute.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-07 12:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I can't believe people were calling me "vampire trash," but they aren't attacking this one. No offense. Ah well, too late.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-01-07 12:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I love when I don't have to work, and I can just camp out on my posts all day.

Sny, hah... you're so fickle.

Insane, fuck me?

Submitted by Snypavat (user info) at 2004-01-07 12:43:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

corn_nugget


point taken....I submit. I'm posting my picture now.

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-01-07 12:43:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

little boy?



fuck. you.



:)

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-01-07 12:39:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

woah huge picture.

Nice shade for your lips. Shapely.


What? attention to detail, people.

Submitted by Perplexd (user info) at 2004-01-07 12:37:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

That shade of lipstick is too dark for your complexion.

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-01-07 12:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Whaa! Face! Huge!

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-01-07 12:36:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, you're pretty hot.

Way to go!

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-07 12:35:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i'd chase you with a horse and grab your boob. either that or photoshop you. i cant decide.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-01-07 12:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Insane, hush, little boy.

Sny, I'm posting it because I post here, and I'm a person, and it's the old "Putting a face to a name" thing. Although, sandpaper sounds kinky. Lets try it on you, first?

Submitted by Snypavat (user info) at 2004-01-07 12:34:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

hey hey hey....I would give you some of my nasty stick

but still.....WHY POST YOUR GODDAMN PICTURE?!!

IT'S ALL ABOUT THEM...

"ME ME ME....I I I .... LOOK AT ME....PLEASE SATISFY MY EGO AND TELL ME I'M CUTE.

I want to sandpaper your face now.

Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-01-07 12:33:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Rachel?!

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-01-07 12:31:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

so THAT's what you look like

Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-01-07 12:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Can I fuck your mouth or twat please?

Submitted by Mothyham (user info) at 2004-01-07 12:28:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

where's your sister home?

Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2004-01-07 12:28:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oohhh I like to lick your corn nugget hole.


Errrr shit I mean I'd like to lick your hole, corn nugget

Submitted by Arnold Schwarzenegger at 2004-01-07 12:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd grab your boob.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-01-07 12:26:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

oh my god I'm a retard. That's huge. haha, fuck.


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