4 year olds and farts - perfect together! (767 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.6 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <chateaudisaster.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-07 18:19:13 EST
(Names have been changed to protect the gassy!)
Every summer, my wife's family goes away for a long weekend, usually to a cheesy hotel in the Poconos or Catskills (because her grandparents pick the place...and they think those places are still fun).
One night at dinner, my niece - who was 4 at the time - was having a little tantrum and refused to talk to anyone. I offered to take her upstairs to her room where her mother was with my nephew (1 year old at the time).
She reluctantly agreed to go, but the whole way to the elevator and on the ride up she wouldn't talk to me or even look at me. She just stood (or walked) with her arms folded across her chest and a scowl on her face.
We get off the elevator and start walking to the room. She was walking about 2 feet in front of me. Finally, I said:
"Suzy, stop. Stop walking. Now!" She stopped and turned to look at me with that glare.
"Shhh..." I said. Her eyes squinted and the scowl grew.
And then I farted. Loudly. So loud it echoed in the halls.
The scowl turned to a grin and quickly to laughter as my 4-year-old niece raced up the hallway to her room shouting, "Mommy! Mommy! Uncle Bob just farted!"
Of course, the whole family quickly learned the tale, but I took it in stride.
Now...with most families, the story would end here. But not my family.
A few weeks later, my niece is in the back of her neighbor's minivan, with the neighbor's kid (also 4). Suddenly she says:
"My Uncle Bob's butt makes noise all the time."
Her little friend looked at her incredulously. "Even at night?" he asked.
She nodded very matter-of-factly. "All day AND all night."
So, there you have it folks - I'm sure even my niece's teachers at school know about her gassy Uncle "Bob".
User Reviews
Submitted by Rick <rdartigu.at.optonline.net> at 2004-09-28 00:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny as all hell! When i was a kid it was my father who taught me old "Pull My finger" gag. The man sure could let 'em fly in his heyday.
Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2004-01-08 10:33:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, gas is always funny.
Submitted by timtayla (user info) at 2004-01-07 21:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
My little girl let's it rip and she blames dog it's quite funny.
good story (i know its true i got kids)
Submitted by Nepa (user info) at 2004-01-07 20:50:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Shhh..." I said. Her eyes squinted and the scowl grew.
And then I farted. Loudly. So loud it echoed in the halls."
LOL! I really wish I could have been there, uncle "Bob" ;-)
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2004-01-07 18:40:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Reminds me of when MY uncle "Bob" farted....except it was into a revoloving fan...and we were in a cramped apartment...with all the windows closed....(tear)
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2004-01-07 18:40:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Reminds me of when MY uncle "Bob" farted....except it was into a revoloving fan...and we were in a cramped apartment...with all the windows closed....(tear)
Submitted by boxboy (user info) at 2004-01-07 18:26:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice story, good way to keep kids in a happy mood.