Joys of the computer age... (729 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: 1.9 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Creepy_Guy <saved_by_sin.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-08 02:21:12 EST
My Computer Multimedia teacher has a 13 yeard old daughter that often shows up at our classes. She is home schooled, but he doesn't have the time to teach her at home, so she comes to our class to do her work. If she needs anything, he is right there. She uses his personal computer for doing her work, so there she sits, every day, in the corner, silently working away. Today was no different. Not so much, anyway.
He had asked us each to put together a slide show of pictures about a specific topic and she decided to give it a try as well. So, she got on the internet and started looking for pictures on microcosms or something like that. I'm not sure exactly what happened; maybe she started exploring the computer's files, maybe she was looking for a place to keep the pictures. All I heard was...
"Dad!! What the fuck is this?!"
Of course, everyone looked up from their work to see what the hell was going on. It seems she had stumbled across a folder containing links to hardcore gay male porn, a few random pictures of guys having sex and links to a few online sex toys shops. The room was silent for about five seconds, then someone giggled. The whole room exploded with laughter.
I can't quite picture what would be worse; walking in on your parents having sex, or this.
User Reviews
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-02-02 23:53:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"looking for pictures of microcosms" kinda funny.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-01-08 13:54:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha oh jeez...!
Submitted by Lord_Of_The_Strings (user info) at 2004-01-08 13:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This
Submitted by Perplexd (user info) at 2004-01-08 13:35:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-08 13:28:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahahah!!!!
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2004-01-08 12:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kinda reminds me of the SouthPark episode with Butters dad and the massage parlor or wherever it was. I woulda pissed my pants laughing if I were there.
Submitted by Slopster53 (user info) at 2004-01-08 12:27:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Priceless
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-01-08 03:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha ''walked in on my dads fucking''.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-08 03:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This reminds me of the time I walked in on my dads fucking. I guess that is worse than either.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-01-08 02:34:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Serves the jerk right. I pity the daughter though as this is probably gonna cost somewhere.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-08 02:29:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's hysterical.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-01-08 02:26:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man that would truly suck. I think that's worse than walking in when your parents are fucking. I mean if your parents are fucking, it's heterosexual. This is discovering that your Dad is GAY!