My fix (724 hits)
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Submitted by DJMattB241 (View user info) at 2004-01-09 18:51:35 EST
This morning, i was sitting in bed, perusing Ubersite and a couple other places (this is when i made my earlier post about whatever that guy's name was).
I was sitting in bed, sorta dressed.. in jeans and a t-shirt. Which for Chicago this time of year is hardly enough clothing.
Then it happened.
You see, i have a window behind my computer monitor. I saw something move out of the corner of my eye. I looked out the window.
"shit!!!"
The lady that had my order had just walked away from the house.
I lept out of bed. Thank god the parents weren't home. I ran outside in my socks, getting salt, ice, and snow allll over them (few things are as irritating as wet socks) to check the spot. The spot where she usually drops off my stash.
There was a note.
Something about "sorry i missed you, we'll try again"
Now, I KNEW this lady was not going to be available all damn weekend, and shit, i've been dying for this stuff for the past week or so... so FUCKED if i'm going to let her stroll away with my stuff in her hands for the weekend.
I run back inside, slip on shoes, grab a sweatshirt and a hat (curly hair doesnt look very cool first thing in the morning) and i'm off running down the street. She's about 5 houses down from mine by now, still walking like nothing's happening.
Every other house on my street it seems, has forgotten to shovel. So every other house or so, i'm having to sort of prance around the ice spots on the sidewalk before resuming my sprint.
I finally catch up to her and explain that I knew she would be unreachable all weekend, and that i simply NEEDED this stuff before then.
She gave me a doubtful look until i handed her the note, then she smiled, took the note, and handed my stuff.
OH THANK GOD!
I walked calmly back to my house, went inside and ripped into the package, ready to indulge.
It's going to be a great weekend.
User Reviews
Submitted by THE.GREAT.GOATSE (user info) at 2004-01-21 16:12:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't bother (-2)
Submitted by THE.GREAT.GOATSE (user info) at 2004-01-21 16:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-01-12 23:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, the beginning of your post sounded like what I told you about the other day. You know, my other peeing incident?
Curly hair is hot, no matter what time of day it is.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-10 02:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I hate wet socks, too.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-01-09 22:44:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah!
email me your addy, i'll send one out!
matt.at.djmattb241.com
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-01-09 22:44:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, i'd kinda like to sample some of your mad skills, as well. send a link? or email?
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2004-01-09 20:01:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so what kind of music do you spin?
send me a mix or somthing...
good times
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-01-09 19:13:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I understand.
But I mean drugs.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-09 18:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i understand.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/21065