Lisa, Kristen Bernard and SpikeGoddess in "Dr. StrangeDhruv - or - How I Learnt to Stop Worrying and Love Those Bums" [Partially safe for work, includes female butts] (2439 hits)
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Submitted by DrStrangeDhruv <bigdhruv.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-10 16:42:20 EST
I love the female ass. But those tight, juicy, curvy buttocks of the world's women are a complicated phenomena, a mind-bending offspring of nature's love for roundness in the beauty of things. I love doing my girlfriend in the butt, I love buttsex, I love butts, butts, butts, butts. Bums! I love bums. Not the kind whose ass you're not meant to lick, the soft, caress-worthy curved and finely contoured twitchy eye-magnet that is the feminine bum. What is it about that lovely little artifact that makes us Real Men blur out the rest of the world into monochrome, see the camera angles rotate and spiral down Matrix-style onto that swaying, luscious bum of a hot chick as she walks away from us (but only to get another tube of lubricant). What?
I really love bums!
P.S. Please don't sue me.
User Reviews
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-01-12 03:09:14 EST (#)
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Ref. same link for Hidden
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-01-12 03:06:05 EST (#)
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Har har Lisa! http://www.ubersite.com/m/21603 (this is my favorite Ubersite post, by the way.)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-01-12 03:05:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-01-12 02:30:43 (#)
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Why thanks Hidden, a kind gesture from a very attractive man. A strictly heterosexual observation, of course, you know that.
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hahahaha
you're a good-lookin' man, yourself, buddy.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-12 03:00:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-01-12 02:48:34 (#)
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"This was so funny that the lid of my laptop actually did clamp down on my voluminously ejaculating popat."
I guess we know what's up, Doc.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-01-12 02:59:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thumbs up!
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-01-12 02:48:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-10 19:39:38 (#)
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Kristen, what the hell are you talking about? I thought you were a 32B. I think a lot of (shallow) guys would kill for a girlfriend with boobs that size; that's not small, that's normal.
What's not normal is having to shop in the girls' department at Target for training bras. What's not normal is trying to flirt with one of the band members at a concert when he looks down at your chest and asks, "So, what high school do you go to?" Sometimes I just slap band-aids on my nipples, throw on a t-shirt, and walk out of the house.
Okay, I'm kidding. God, I have a glorious body.
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This was so funny that the lid of my laptop actually did clamp down on my voluminously ejaculating popat.
Thank you for the +2's, Death Metal Dude! May your penile growth achieve achieve an abnormally high rate of acceleration.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-01-12 02:33:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And +2 for the Doc's replies.
Awesome.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-01-12 02:32:33 EST (#)
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+2 for the post.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-01-12 02:30:43 EST (#)
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Why thanks Hidden, a kind gesture from a very attractive man. A strictly heterosexual observation, of course, you know that.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-01-12 02:18:49 EST (#)
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i have to give this another +2. this post is all about awesomeness.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-01-12 01:52:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-10 18:06:18 (#)
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Jesus, your reviews really are godlike. I can't get over the fact that I've never singled you out as a favorite user. I thought I'd nailed all the great Uber writers. Wait, I meant...that, too.
Where are you from? Australia? All the good ones are in Australia.
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That is the best thing I have read all day, and so far today I have read Kurt Vonnegut Jr.'s Hocus Pocus, twelve erotic stories involving lesbians and a letter from Jessica Alba asking me to feature alongside her in her debut pornographical film.
I am from India, Lisa. The thriving coastal city of Mumbai, aka Bombay, where the local hobbies include touching dogs' genitalia and eating pomfrets, like, all the time. Next year, however, I will be located cheek-by-ass with all of you American jabbronies where I shall be going to college.
Why thank you, Bob, a man-whore I am indeed!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-01-11 06:26:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is awesome.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-01-10 23:36:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I shall explain it, Doc.
I love butts, too. Like I've never been with a chick yet, but guys imagine fantasies when they see hot chicks. For some reason, I was designed to desire licking a hot chick's bumhole rather than her vagina. I saw that movie "2 girls and a guy", and I think that's what did it for me. Ever since I saw Heather Graham's ass get eaten out, I've been craving the day I do to to a girl. Only an average-looking ass, preferably Canadian (we have less fat chicks than America). Well-wiped, no hair, and regular bowels (so that it doesn't smell/taste bad).
That's my insightful comment!
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-01-10 20:01:38 EST (#)
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Surrounded by the honeys - who's the daddy!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-01-10 19:42:05 EST (#)
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your so modest.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-10 19:39:38 EST (#)
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Kristen, what the hell are you talking about? I thought you were a 32B. I think a lot of (shallow) guys would kill for a girlfriend with boobs that size; that's not small, that's normal.
What's not normal is having to shop in the girls' department at Target for training bras. What's not normal is trying to flirt with one of the band members at a concert when he looks down at your chest and asks, "So, what high school do you go to?" Sometimes I just slap band-aids on my nipples, throw on a t-shirt, and walk out of the house.
Okay, I'm kidding. God, I have a glorious body.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-01-10 19:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the one on the left is super hot.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-01-10 19:16:11 EST (#)
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I. Have. Boobs. Now.
And goddamn, Lisa looks hot!
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-01-10 18:55:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
haha, very weird..
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-01-10 18:50:56 EST (#)
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uh oh. lisa gave her yahoo messenger id.
(hair, kracka and drstrangeDhruv)
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-01-10 18:27:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-01-10 16:48:54 (#)
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You're damn right I do! But, what, you fuckers don't love butts?
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Who the hell ever said that?
you sure are on hot manwhore...
huh? what? oh shit.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-10 18:06:18 EST (#)
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Jesus, your reviews really are godlike. I can't get over the fact that I've never singled you out as a favorite user. I thought I'd nailed all the great Uber writers. Wait, I meant...that, too.
Where are you from? Australia? All the good ones are in Australia.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-01-10 17:54:37 EST (#)
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Yes, yes, I know. I realize that the whole act of reclusive, misanthropic, maladjusted distributor of abrasive and sarcastic largess is just a facade, an overlaying camouflage to hide your true, sweet doll, submissive conventional woman self. Your face gives it away. There is that obvious love in your eyes for all things soft and fluffy, for burly men such as myself who grab their women by the hair to lead them to a palatial banana-leaf bed whence they shall burrow into several bouts of rough and sweaty lovemaking. I bet you lick your monitor every time I write a review, too, don't you, Lisa? I know I do.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-01-10 17:40:22 EST (#)
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can i be lisa's uber-stalker or has this posistion been taken?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-10 17:11:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-01-10 16:59:35 (#)
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Lisa, why are you lonely, exactly? Do you carry around a pair of pliers and chop off guys' balls as you pass by them? Do you bathe only every few times the Kabaddi World Cup rolls around? Do you masticate crudely with your mouth open and food dribbling out onto your cleavage? Do you refuse to squeeze the toothpaste tube from the bottom, the decorous way the civilized world does it? Or what? What do you do to make that goddamn gorgeous face repellent?
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First of all, I don't have cleavage, and secondly, maybe it's because I'm not shy and modest, and I don't consider other's feelings when deciding what to say.
Come on, fuckers, I'm not really like this.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-01-10 17:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jonukah, you heathen! How dare you desecrate this holy paean to bums with your unpleasant -2's! Take your filthy impious ass out of here and go back to your usual writing excellent, well-thought-out intuitive adventure posts! See what I care!
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-01-10 17:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's why I love you, Lisa. You're so shy and modest, and you always consider other's feelings when deciding what to say
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-01-10 16:59:35 EST (#)
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Lisa, why are you lonely, exactly? Do you carry around a pair of pliers and chop off guys' balls as you pass by them? Do you bathe only every few times the Kabaddi World Cup rolls around? Do you masticate crudely with your mouth open and food dribbling out onto your cleavage? Do you refuse to squeeze the toothpaste tube from the bottom, the decorous way the civilized world does it? Or what? What do you do to make that goddamn gorgeous face repellent?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-10 16:52:40 EST (#)
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When did I get implants?
Here's another hot piece of face to feast your eyes on:
http://profiles.yahoo.com/sarcasticlis
Also, I really do have a great ass.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-01-10 16:52:04 EST (#)
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Poor quality c-and-p, LacyFace, but the essence of the art lies in the bums.
You're right about poor Kubrick, my sincere apologies to him because I am a huge (both in the figurative and the muscular sense) fan.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-01-10 16:51:08 EST (#)
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i'd love to see kristen go into politics and have someone dig this up
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-01-10 16:48:54 EST (#)
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You're damn right I do! But, what, you fuckers don't love butts?
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-01-10 16:47:23 EST (#)
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Stanley Kubrick is crying in his grave.
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-01-10 16:46:58 EST (#)
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You have a chemical imbalance. Please take care of that. May God save your soul.
On another note, I thought that wasn't actually Kristen in that post she made.
Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-01-10 16:44:15 EST (#)
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hahahaha! nice cut and paste!
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-01-10 16:43:50 EST (#)
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The artwork is crude, but bear in mind that I was touching myself as I made this.