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Submitted by loki (View user info) at 2004-01-10 21:00:23 EST


Maybe you thought you were off the hook but...not today.

ps. yes very drunk, why does everyone keep asking me that

ooh ooh the chinese food is here

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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-01-14 17:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Go Non-stick cum-couch....WOO!

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-12 08:55:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

RJ here is most likely average joe who knows that I don't read his replies so he's taken to posting this way. I don't respond to people who don't log in so he loses again and will have to look elsewhere for the attention that his daddy never gave him.

In other news, I've mentioned something on here a couple of times about a kid in town who just died of bone cancer. Her make-a-wish request was for the city to raise the money to fulfill the requests of the other 155 kids who were on their wait list. The fucking greedy bastards at the NFL nixed a plan to have a big fund raiser party in her honor. It was supposed to be a pep rally of some type, but they were going to show the Panthers-Rams game and the NFL has some bullshit policy against showing their games at large gatherings. You'd think they would be a little more understanding in cases like this but apparently not. unbelievable


Submitted by GRiM_PeePeR (user info) at 2004-01-12 02:07:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's funny how you aren't posting under your username.

Are you hiding from something? Like, the boogie-man perhaps?

Or are you really hiding from the fact that eveything you say has an aura of idiocy attached to it?

My guess is, you're just an idiot. Random Joe.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-11 22:06:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The final results are definitely in. British and Danish lab teams have confirmed the presence of chemical weapons in Iraq - two hundred shells, some leaking all over the place, filled with a blister agent akin to mustard gas. This is, I believe, only the tip of the iceberg, but it is indeed indisputable proof of the most disputed claim for the Iraq war:


SADDAM WAS HOLDING CHEMICAL WEAPONS IN VIOLATION OF THE US CEASE-FIRE OF 1991.

http://newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/1/11/141836.shtml

Hey loki, take your bullshit viewpoints and stick them up your fat liberal ass. Ha ha you fucking dyke, looks like you're wrong again. What do you have to say for yourself now? Regardless of the reason that the WMDs are there, regardless of the age of the WMDs they are in clear violation. Fuck you cunt.


Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-11 22:02:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I can't believe what a fat dyke you are. Are you trying to lose weight or are you happy with your sloppy fatness? You are a real pig.

Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-01-11 20:42:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I just wanted to say "FUCK THE EAGLES"

I think I'm going to go cry in a corner somewhere now

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-01-11 09:35:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

GO PATS!!!

What?

I don't know jack shit about football, but I do know that if I don't root for the Patriots, angry Irishmen from Southie will come and beat me to death.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-11 09:25:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I've never pulled for the Packers before, but damnitall if they win today that championship game is HERE and I have tickets.

Woo hoo go panthers

Oops I mean woo hoo go packers

Maybe it's good that we have to wait until noon before we can get more beer.


Believe me Hidden and Drink, you have my sympathies. I have been on the wrong side of quite a few "greatest games ever" and it sucks.

I hates Duke hates them precious.


Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-01-11 03:21:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

**If the Eagles win tomorrow**

Thats the funniest damn thing I've read all weekend.

Submitted by GRiM_PeePeR (user info) at 2004-01-11 01:02:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HELLO THAR, I LEIK FRIENDS.

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-01-11 00:22:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Butch dyke.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-01-11 00:18:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i can't believe the Rams got beat by a bunch of sissies like the Panthers.


i actually watched this game in a mental ward today. it sucked, because a couple of crazies took the nice, comfortable seats right in front of the TV and passed out from the lithium.



well, Loki, you might like a sissy football team with a bunch of girls on it, but at least you have a fine taste in beer.

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-01-10 21:52:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If the Eagles win tomorrow, I will pay for your ticket to be at the NFC Championship game.

My only demand is that you show up in full Panthers gear. The 700 level fans will murder you!

GO EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. Loki, if you really want to attend the game in Philly, go to Ticketmaster Alaska at 10 a.m. on Monday morning.

Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-01-10 21:43:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

that was a ridiculous ending, but i have the panthers over the patriots, so im quite glad they won. nail biter..

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-10 21:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs03/series?series=carstl

I'm exhausted - double over time? Why oh why does God hate me so.

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-01-10 21:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

kansas is winning the superbowl.

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-01-10 21:11:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Aw Loki looks cute. I have no idea what sport related thing you're chatting about but WOO whatever, GO whatever WOO.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-01-10 21:08:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

NOOOOOOOOOO.

this costed me 4 uber football points goddamnit.

new england better win the super bowl or im screwed.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-01-10 21:03:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Go panthers wooo!!!

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-01-10 21:02:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i love chinese food.


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