I shaved my legs for what? To be home and in my pj's before 1am? Oh, OK. (1379 hits)
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Submitted by <griffsrgr8.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-11 01:05:55 EST
Ladies you know what I'm talking about. You have plans to go out, so you spend extra long primping or doing whatever it is you do to get...ready. Exfoliate, moisturize, shave your legs. And what pisses you off more than anything? When you waste a good shave. When your legs are so fuckin smooth, but no one is there to feel then except you or your cat that's trying to snuggle up to youin your empty cold bed.
I'm drunk and alone right now. It's 1:01 am on a saturday night, I don't have to work tomorrow, yet I'm in some sweatpants and a tshirt.A little while ago I was at the bar but now I'm home. With smooth legs. By myself. Damnit!
WHat a waste of time.
I suck.
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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-11 02:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My legs are hairy and manly. Manly and hairy.
Submitted by griffsrgr8 (user info) at 2004-01-13 18:47:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I shaved my legs today.....for no reason at all!
Also because you never know.
Wait, who cares?
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-12 10:02:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-01-11 13:27:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll admit, I know the feeling.
Without the leg shaving, I know the feeling.
Submitted by griffsrgr8 (user info) at 2004-01-11 11:12:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wasn't trying to "hook up in Cleveland", I live about 20 miles west of it, and was at a bar to celebrate a friends birthday. His friend and I always flirt like crazy and I was planning on trying to rape him.
Ancient computer + no scanner = no pic.
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-01-11 04:32:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Drunk and alone... you sound like my type of girl.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-01-11 03:43:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
**I didn't want to get shot by her many brothers, uncle and stepdad.**
Being that it was a hillbilly bar, they were probably all the same person, so when he gets her home, he'll see that she has fifteen toes, or four nipples, or something.
**I suck**
If you did, you wouldn't be home alone.
Submitted by angrykoz (user info) at 2004-01-11 03:36:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-11 03:29:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm from Cleveland too, yo's.
Yea -- but your pretty good looking, I am curious to know why you haven't found a man.
PS. It's now 14 degrees in this shithole --- FUCK FUCK!!!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-11 03:29:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm from Cleveland too, yo's.
Submitted by angrykoz (user info) at 2004-01-11 03:03:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Yea by the way, if you can't hook up in Cleveland than there has to be something wrong with you, this place is filled with mindless fucks that will do anything to basically rub up against a decent female. GOD DAMN!!!!!!! Why the fuck did I leave Newport Beach to live in this slug infested shithole AKA. Satan's Asshole? Not for the fucking women I assure you -- FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!
PS. It's 13 fucking degrees right now FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-11 02:40:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know who shaves his ass? Goatse man. He isn't fucking scared of something like that, so why should any of you be?????
Submitted by angrykoz (user info) at 2004-01-11 02:38:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in Cleveland!!! Let me shave my ass and I'll be over---WOOOHOOO!
PS. I fucking hate Ohio!!!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-01-11 02:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Show us a picture!!!
Submitted by griffsrgr8 (user info) at 2004-01-11 01:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's almost 2 am, I've been camping out at this post.
Good night.
Who's seen my batteries?
Submitted by griffsrgr8 (user info) at 2004-01-11 01:50:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lisa I usually am too. So please understand my excitement of some possible action tonight.
It hurts right here (pointing at my heart)
Submitted by griffsrgr8 (user info) at 2004-01-11 01:49:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bob I should have.
But I'm the least confrontational person.
I was also at some hillbilly bar. Her turf.
I didn't want to get shot by her many brothers, uncle and stepdad.
I'm cuter than her though, but why am I here and she's there?
I'm going to cry.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-11 01:48:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Please. I'm alone every Saturday night. I WISH I had the good fortune of being intoxicated.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-01-11 01:44:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
how about "step off beotch he's my man you fucker".
<<nows the time you pull out your razor and cut her up.
haha
Submitted by griffsrgr8 (user info) at 2004-01-11 01:29:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My ride home had to be home early because she has to work tomorrow.
My prospect had some broad hanging all over him. When I kissed him goodbye I might as well have kissed her too since she was all in my mouth. Shoulda told her to step off my kool-aide.
I lost tonight.
Dumb broad-1
Me-0
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-01-11 01:27:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
its only 1:23 you still have roughly 4 hours till the sun comes up.
what are you doing here?
Submitted by griffsrgr8 (user info) at 2004-01-11 01:24:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Having gorilla legs kept my legs warm and my socks up.
NYC in 2 hours? I'm in the cleveland,Oh area so probably not.
In the summer I shave on a daily. Everything. In the winter, being unattached, I tend to let the maintanence go a bit. But i was prepared tonight. All systems go.
A no go obviously.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-01-11 01:20:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
where do you live? and could you be in nyc in less than 2hours?
haha
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-01-11 01:20:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In general, women are expected to keep the following parts shaved:
-arms
-legs
-face (some women grow facial hair, and are ignorant of it)
Now it is optional to shave your bumhole and pussy area. Just like it's optional for me to shave my pubes and MY cornhole. But I don't, because I haven't found the right girl yet. You see, when you find the right one, they will love you, but as long as you either shave your area or not. I think it's pretty fair to say that a relationship is based on stuff like that. Just keep shaving your legs. I mean do you want to attract a guy by having gorilla legs? Think about it. Be as feminine as possible, and that's your best chance of getting a guy.
Submitted by griffsrgr8 (user info) at 2004-01-11 01:18:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I was a whore. Then I wouldn't be arguing with you about how I wish I was and I would just be Whoring around right now, but Nooooooooooooo, I'm not a whore so I'm here bored.
Submitted by griffsrgr8 (user info) at 2004-01-11 01:17:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuckin dudes. Arrrgggg! Why? Tell me why? Tell my why I waste my time?
I'm an asshole I must -2 myself.
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2004-01-11 01:16:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
maybe you're an ugly whore and every guy knows it?
Submitted by cchero (user info) at 2004-01-11 01:13:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You poor soul... there are others, and there are always dirty man pigs ready to take care of your needs
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-11 01:13:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know how you feel. I shave my balls smooth as a newborn baby's then go down to the toilet block for some action. Don't get to tap some ass all night, men say they are going to be there for assfucking at certain times, they never show up, so I go home, tie a rope around my neck and hang it over the front doorknob and slump down and masturbate while watching reruns of the young ones on tv.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-01-11 01:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you were in Canada, and my car was ready, I would drive up to lick your bum. Better shave your bumhole!