Me! Whee! Peepee. (5581 hits)
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Submitted by chipolatte (View user info) at 2004-01-11 03:58:14 EST
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Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-02-02 15:46:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't seen this in forever.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-02 15:18:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I did'nt know Screech had a band. Shweeeeeeet!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-02 11:58:40 EST (#)
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Ah, my favorite post evar.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-01 22:08:37 EST (#)
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What the fuck?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-01 22:01:50 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-01 02:09:39 EST (#)
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BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathe* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*dead*
nice nipples.
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-02-01 01:26:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As Promised.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-01-06 02:07:33 EST (#)
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i guess i just caught this.
........................................
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-01-13 09:47:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa "Come closer. Trust me it's cool" hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
.............................
that says it all
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-01-01 22:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
More left-handed guitarists!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-01-01 21:55:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
More people need to see this.
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2004-07-19 11:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh...my....god
hahaha
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-29 01:08:09 EDT (#)
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HAHAHHAHAAHAHA
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-05-21 23:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heehee...
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-05-04 02:27:17 EDT (#)
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I'm pretty sure you don't speak English as a first language, considering that was quite possibly the most unintelligable thing I've ever read that has been written by a human being. I actually think trained chimps type better than you, seriously.
Submitted by Hailey <rock_USA.at.myway.com> at 2004-04-30 19:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are one FUCKED UP PERSON
You should have showed your ass and you balls to the fucked out
didgital camera
thanks, you need more balls, meaning you should have been better
Your unattractive fucken body is like so hairy
DUDE YOU
1. PISSED ME OFF
2. NNED TO SEE YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM AND
3. YOUR TOUGH JOKE IS SO, GROSS
FAGGET FUCKER
Submitted by WondaKakes (user info) at 2004-04-28 23:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hmmm. this is deffinetly very different. you get an "A" for putting your hairy legs on there!
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-04-15 21:03:49 EDT (#)
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You can nominate things for BAW? H.Cow!
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-04-15 20:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is still the best post ever.
I nominated it for BAW yesterday, too.
Submitted by Melany (user info) at 2004-03-27 15:01:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bravo!!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-03-15 16:05:15 EST (#)
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hello new desktop background
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-02-12 20:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is still the best post ever, dude.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-02-04 01:49:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
you have big manboobies. yuck.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-02-04 01:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well, i finally got around to seeing it and it was all i had hoped for and more.
just for the record, WHO has been telling you that your are hairier than robin williams and your nipples are bigger than dinner plates for the plast 3 years? thats right.
oh, and its best if the rest of you don't think about why i knew he was so hairy and that his nipples could block out the sun.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-01-31 14:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lefties rock.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-01-21 11:05:00 EST (#)
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Why do I suddenly feel gay?
Submitted by passingby <whocares.at.getalife.com> at 2004-01-20 14:13:07 EST (#)
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I'm in love with you
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-01-15 17:03:23 EST (#)
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Ma name is "Lucky". Seriously
And Razor...thank you mucho. Whoo.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-01-15 14:39:23 EST (#)
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What's your real name, chippolatte? I can't place any name other than 'Screech' with that face so I just have to know.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-01-15 12:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Chip...
You rule. Seriously.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2004-01-14 21:12:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
People who play the guitar kick ass.
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2004-01-14 20:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
your legs would make any chia pet jelous.
balls son.
balls.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-01-13 23:05:17 EST (#)
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I'm not Jewish. But... thanks?
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-01-13 21:21:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the best post ever.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2004-01-13 21:09:27 EST (#)
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An insult to ALL Jewish guitar players with bowls for nipples....Besides, drums are FAR superior to play naked....oh man....
+2 anyway
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2004-01-13 16:38:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Heee Heee!
+1 I just finished reading Slaughter House Five
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2004-01-13 15:38:40 EST (#)
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step 1. Place bag over head................
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2004-01-13 15:38:38 EST (#)
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step 1. Place bag over head................
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-01-13 14:57:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you have to tuck Mr. Winky into your buttcrack to take that first nekkid picture with the guitar?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-01-13 14:49:42 EST (#)
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Oh god, Chip!
Look at those hairy legs!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-01-13 14:39:21 EST (#)
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hah... man you're brave... nakey picture.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-01-13 14:33:37 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...:::deep breath:::...HAHAHAHAHAH. holy shit that was funny.
Submitted by celeste (user info) at 2004-01-13 14:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was funny, freaky, but funny.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-01-13 11:58:59 EST (#)
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That took balls, but I still made fun of you anyway:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22886
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-01-13 11:52:56 EST (#)
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wowee. scary. never looky again.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-01-13 09:53:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Chip that is awesome!
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-01-13 09:47:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa "Come closer. Trust me it's cool" hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2004-01-13 03:41:09 EST (#)
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Looks like someone got a digital camera under the tree from Santa this year.
Michelle
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-01-12 22:32:43 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-01-12 18:04:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-12 15:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For thinking it might be a good idea..
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-12 15:49:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for the following reasons:
1. Your green shirt looks like it's from the Weird Al Yankovic collection.
2. You spelled drugz like a trendy Rap/Hip-Hop/Pop (trying to be "hard")/Rap-Rock band and I can't standz that shit mutha fuckerz 4 real.
3. Your wallpaper looks like it came off That 70's Show, but it's not retro looking it's just old.
4. You licking your guitar made me want to vomit.
5. You have muppet hair on your head.
6. You have more hair on your legs than the four towel heads with all the gold chains and gold bracelets that work the falafel stand combined. Hey bro, why not you come ober an try dee falafel?
7. While your legs are the hairiest I've seen since Teen Wolf, your chest is as smooth as a babies bottom and fully exposes your manboobs and large nipples. It's very creepy.
8. I got a semi . . . no I didn't, you're a fucking fag.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-01-12 12:54:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was fucking hilarious. The naked phone call picture is classic.
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-01-12 08:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
-1 cos it took fucking ages to load
-1 cos you made me scroll across to see it all
+2 cos I also have large nipples and man boobs
+2 cos it was fucking funny and reminded me of the comics they had on www.ieatcrayons.com before it shut down. Damn I miss those comics. I liked turkey too.
In short, it made laugh harder than when granny got her tits caught in the clothes wringer.
I salute you Chipolatte.
Submitted by skatastrophy (user info) at 2004-01-12 06:00:42 EST (#)
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wow what an odd coincidence im surfing this site naked too! i think youre my spirit guide
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-01-12 02:02:03 EST (#)
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well...how else couuld you do it?
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-01-12 01:21:10 EST (#)
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I can't believe you're reading Kurt Vonnegut's 'Slaughter-House Five'...naked.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-01-11 21:49:15 EST (#)
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really? you didn't have someone take them for you? i'm impressed.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-01-11 21:07:55 EST (#)
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Self-portraits, Sublime.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-01-11 20:33:23 EST (#)
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HO
LEE
CRAP!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-01-11 20:32:01 EST (#)
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who took these pictures?
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2004-01-11 20:26:22 EST (#)
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Hehe.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-01-11 19:01:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am at a complete loss. Just like your dignity.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-11 18:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because you have man boobs.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-01-11 16:28:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
holy shit, it is screech.
SCREECH!!!!!! I LOVE YOU SCREECH!!!!!!!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-01-11 16:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
chip: your tongue should be pink, not yellow. you need some listerine man.
my only response: dude...what the fuck?
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-01-11 15:43:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
way to go screech.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-01-11 15:22:41 EST (#)
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Oh, and I was wondering if anyone would notice the little cock n' balls.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-01-11 15:22:07 EST (#)
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Lisa- I'm going to go take a cold shower...then a really hot one, because cold showers suck.
Hadley- Well, you've seen ME naked. My email address is...
haha oh, i'm such an facetious falafel
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-11 15:07:09 EST (#)
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Indeed. Nude pictures of me and my flute to come. Okay, I don't play the flute...with my mouth.
Submitted by Sounsexy00 (user info) at 2004-01-11 15:06:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like how you slip in that little cartoon penis with the arrows. Clever, clever, my young babydaddy. By the way, you are late with your child support. Fucker.
-Hadley
Trailor trash.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-01-11 15:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-01-11 07:34:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the ending. You are seriously mad to have done this chip but I admire your balls.
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Ubersite has been getting monotonous. We needed to shake things up around here, and well, I stepped up to the plate.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-01-11 14:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ha
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-01-11 14:54:25 EST (#)
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I'm the manliest thing this side of manville, no doubt about it.
Submitted by Wickedriser (user info) at 2004-01-11 14:21:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that deserves two plus just because you got naked to do that. much respect.
funniest thing ive seen in a while.
Submitted by Jambo at 2004-01-11 14:15:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It got funnier the second time I read it.
"These are my shoes..."
"this is me..."
haha
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-11 13:48:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Dude...damn"
HAHAHAHA. This is genius. Genius.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-01-11 13:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i seriously think this is the biggest picture ever.
weird. very very weird.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-11 12:55:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-1 for a big fucking picture and -2 because you're ugly.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-01-11 11:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
holy shit. that is funny! i scared my cat when i busted out laughing.
you're fucked up. that's why i like you!
Submitted by griffsrgr8 (user info) at 2004-01-11 11:14:04 EST (#)
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Do you shave your chest? You have furry legs and a happy trail so where is the chest hair?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-11 11:02:20 EST (#)
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I'm in love with this post. Do you moisturize your nipples?
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-01-11 10:37:14 EST (#)
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This, my friend, is fucking hilarious.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-01-11 08:22:32 EST (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
This is the next best thing to pure quality.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-11 07:47:13 EST (#)
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SCREECH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-01-11 07:34:55 EST (#)
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I love the ending. You are seriously mad to have done this chip but I admire your balls.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-01-11 07:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Mantits, Screech from Saved By The Bell, Pubic head hair.
These are just some of the quirks that come free when you buy this person.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-01-11 06:40:31 EST (#)
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i-- uh....
i'm speechless.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-01-11 06:13:33 EST (#)
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Who knows, maybe some chicks would get off on something like that. After all, there are chicks who eat their own shit and get off on it. Their all porn stars, but their chicks.
Maybe chip could get into porn now.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-11 06:09:57 EST (#)
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I wouldn't be too sure. I bet every girl he hooks up with will laugh when she sees them, and then refuse to fuck him.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-01-11 06:06:43 EST (#)
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I'm sure it just takes time. And I'm sure theres drugs out there, or surgery if its that psychologically damaging. A guy I went to highschool with had breast reductions. I'm not sure if he did it because he had gynecomastia or just because he was a fatty.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-11 06:00:41 EST (#)
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I know I didn't get that in puberty, that is just weird, and 10$ says those horrible deformities never go away. I mean, how can they get small if they are so big? It is like saying slutty women's pussies will go tight if they stop whoring for a few months.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-01-11 05:58:56 EST (#)
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And its actually more common than you would think
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-01-11 05:57:50 EST (#)
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Actually squattail, it might do you some good to learn something every now and again, so heres a little crash course on the human body.
During puberty, some male kids hormone ratios may become a little off, and their estrogen levels may become slightly higher than normal. This causes the big nipples. It usually goes away after puberty, or maybe a few years later.
It can also be caused by smoking too many buds and / or taking steroids.
But dont worry squattail, you can fill us all in on your "Adventures Through Puberty" when you get there.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-01-11 05:47:22 EST (#)
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Oh. My. God.
Nice choice of hot pink for the background color.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-11 05:45:39 EST (#)
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hoo-boy i would
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-01-11 05:45:03 EST (#)
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you have huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge nipples. silver dollars
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-01-11 05:44:09 EST (#)
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other than that he'd do ya
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-01-11 05:19:46 EST (#)
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ok.........?
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-11 05:13:00 EST (#)
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They just look like they have been burnt very severely, made them sort of balloon out, very, very unnatractive
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2004-01-11 05:04:47 EST (#)
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made me smile
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-01-11 04:59:42 EST (#)
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Why a frying pan? No, I usually use like a bowling ball and string to keep em nice and stretchy.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-11 04:52:00 EST (#)
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Oh shit. This is platinum, especially at 4:30 on a Sunday morning.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-01-11 04:51:07 EST (#)
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HA HA
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-11 04:46:15 EST (#)
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Did you stretch your titties out on a frying pan or something? Because those are the most fuckered up nipples I have ever seen.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-01-11 04:46:03 EST (#)
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oh, and im not drunk. just kidding, i did this SOBER. i am PROUD and CONFIDENT.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-01-11 04:44:52 EST (#)
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This took some time, effort, and cleverness, plus some guts to expose yourself freely to 4700 people plus the rest of the internet. You need to loosen up.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-01-11 04:41:03 EST (#)
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Above the retarded "koolmang" "squattail" type posts.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-01-11 04:38:36 EST (#)
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Oh, I AM a hairy bitch.
Getting drunk with a digital camera.................hahaha
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-01-11 04:37:24 EST (#)
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What's there to be above? Haha...I make myself laugh
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-01-11 04:35:28 EST (#)
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I thought you were above it. I guess thats what I get for thinking. Just another let down.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-01-11 04:29:00 EST (#)
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Don't get me wrong, you're one physically repulsive human being. I think that's why it's funny.
Submitted by angrykoz (user info) at 2004-01-11 04:25:19 EST (#)
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built like a hairy bitch.....
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-01-11 04:17:59 EST (#)
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ATTN
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-01-11 04:16:21 EST (#)
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Is it wrong to feel so right about something so bad that it just has to be good?
My pants are tight...
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-01-11 04:14:00 EST (#)
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You are one fucked up kid. This was pretty funny, though.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-01-11 04:06:46 EST (#)
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im such a studly man. with big nipples.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-01-11 04:05:29 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-11 04:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
In this one shitty post you have used up more space and bandwidth than all my shitty posts all together. And why does this faggot have such big pink nipples? Like a womans or something.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-01-11 04:04:14 EST (#)
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WRONG! VERY VERY WRONG