Eating Pussy (6809 hits)
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Submitted by <daswk.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-12 21:59:58 EST
I recently discovered not too long ago that I had been eating Pussy for several years. About four to five years ago is when it started. A few times a month I would indulge in the act of Pussy eating. It only happened at the mall, and was only Asian Pussy.
I was shocked to learn that it wasn't just me who was eating Pussy. Men, Women, Children of all ages were eating Pussy everyday at the mall. This is because the Japanese Resteraunt in the food court had been cooking cat meat and passing it off as chicken terryaki. This of course was the ONLY thing I would ever eat there as nothing else seemed to appealing. Good choice, huh? Well this went on for SEVERAL years, and I regularly ate there. It is my estimate that in my short life I have eaten over fifty cats.
Sorry for any of you who own these majestic appetizers...er I mean creatures. The cat is a great companion and goes well in any environment, as well as with fried rice and mixed vegetables. Sadly the Government eventually caught on to this feline scandal and shut the place down. Now whenever I have chicken terryaki I just feel it doesn't taste as good as before. Maybe it was something in the cat food?
I have eaten Pussy, and it was good.
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Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2004-10-25 06:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It would have been funny if it were funny.
Submitted by Kold (user info) at 2004-10-25 06:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
lol you fucking bonehead. Cats cost more than chickens. The Nips dont really use them like the rumors say. LOL $15 a cat at the SPCA Vrs $3 a chicken.
When you hear about Chineese food places having Dogs in thier freezer it s a delicasy to them and they are usualy saving it for family and friends.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-10-25 06:17:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-01-13 12:18:18 (#)
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Submitted by bubut (user info) at 2004-01-13 00:59:53 (#)
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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-01-12 23:11:37 (#)
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HAHAHAHAHahrrharh ITS FUNNY BCUZ U SAY PUSSY BUT MEAN CAT LOLZZZZZ!!!1
Submitted by dubstar (user info) at 2004-10-25 05:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-01-13 12:18:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by bubut (user info) at 2004-01-13 00:59:53 (#)
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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-01-12 23:11:37 (#)
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HAHAHAHAHahrrharh ITS FUNNY BCUZ U SAY PUSSY BUT MEAN CAT LOLZZZZZ!!!1
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perfect.......
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indeed!
Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2004-01-13 12:10:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm kind of surprised no one else thought this was funny. Good Story.
Submitted by esso_merda (user info) at 2004-01-13 01:09:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"And then.....?"
Chinese Foooood Lady, "Dude, Where's My Car?"
Submitted by bubut (user info) at 2004-01-13 00:59:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-01-12 23:11:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAHahrrharh ITS FUNNY BCUZ U SAY PUSSY BUT MEAN CAT LOLZZZZZ!!!1
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perfect.......
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-01-13 00:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
good job with the cleverness. or not.
Submitted by Swik (user info) at 2004-01-12 23:13:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hehe...um yeah...way to pick up on that :-/
this is by the way a true story
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-01-12 23:11:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAHahrrharh ITS FUNNY BCUZ U SAY PUSSY BUT MEAN CAT LOLZZZZZ!!!1
Submitted by cchero (user info) at 2004-01-12 23:06:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If it's an animal, and it tastes good - EAT IT!!
Submitted by cchero <thought> at 2004-01-12 23:05:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2004-01-12 22:08:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment