Baffle with bullshit (524 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.33 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <PrescriptionX.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-13 03:08:18 EST
A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet
dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing
butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost. So,
wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction
with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dachshund thinks, "OK, I'm in
deep trouble now! Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and
immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the
approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly,
"Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more
around here?" Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of
terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the
leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had me."
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dachshund saw him heading
after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made
a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to
happen to that conniving canine."
Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back,
and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet ... and just when they get close
enough to hear the dachshund says............"Where's that damn monkey? I sent
him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard."
SOMETIMES IF YOU CANT DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE, THEN BAFFLE THEM
WITH BULLSHIT
User Reviews
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-04-07 09:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good shit.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-01-13 14:00:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Alright. I dig it.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-01-13 14:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Alright. I dig it.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-01-13 11:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
heh
Submitted by jibbah (user info) at 2004-01-13 03:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok the ending quote was killa, but the bullshit that preceded it sucked, it probaly has some meaning, but i dont care