do I look like a hooker? (1341 hits)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (View user info) at 2004-01-13 13:14:10 EST
When I was 17 my best friend was 24. Well, she wasn't really my best friend, but she DID buy me beer, so we hung out a lot.
One day she stops by and asks if I want to go driving around. Of course I did. If I hung out with her long enough she would buy me some drinks! I'm such a user.
We hop in her car, and the first thing I notice is a radio-type-thing. Blinking lights, noise coming out... "What's this?" I ask.
"It's a CB radio."
"What does it do?" I pick up the mic and squeeze the trigger-button. Oh wait, I've seen these things on TV... "Breaker Breaker!!"
A hollow voice comes back at me, "Hey little lady! What's your 20?"
"No, I'm 17!" I tell him.
*****
He tells us he's in a parking lot, right off the highway. "Would you ladies like to stop by and chat with me?". I tell him yes. He might be hot!
We drive up to the lot, her Dodge Dakota was dwarfed by all the big trucks. We look around for the hot guy. Right ahead a truck flashes it's lights at us. "That's him!" I squeel.
I hop out of the car and run up to the truck, pop open the passenger door and climb in.
"Howdy baby" says the monster behind the wheel.
"HI!" I look around the truck, pushing buttons grabbing levers, asking him what everything does. I turn around and look behind me. "Hey, is that a bed?" I ask.
"Well yes it is, darlin'." I thank him for letting me look in his truck, and open up my door.
He grabs my arm, "Where ya goin' sweetie?". I stare at him.
"I'm going to Denny's with my friend now... Thanks again!" I say, still lost in my oblivion.
I get back into my friends car, and we drive off. She needs gas, so we stop at the nearby Truck-Stop. I go in the store to wander aimlessly around. A tall lanky tooth-deprived man comes up to my left. "Work here long?" he asks.
"No, I don't work here." I give him a big smile. "I work in Ann Arbor... We just stopped in here quick to see what's here!". He asks if I want to show him the town. I say, "No, I'm using my friends car...". He says, "that will work, too.".
I see my friend, and scurry off to see if she's ready. I tell her about how nice everyone is being... she agrees... these are some nice guys around here!
We hop in the car, and I go back to the CB. "BREAKER BREAKER!" I yell, giggling madly. We start talking to another guy, and agree to meet him, also.
Hey, it's another trucker! Hmmm! I go up to his window, say hi... he invites me in. I go in. Hey, why not?!
"Oh, you have a bed in YOUR truck, too! Wow, that's so cool!". A smile spreads across his face. His hand reaches down into the seat-pocket, and out comes a wad of bills.
"How's 200?" he asks. My brain, finally catching up to the rest of me, starts to work.
They all think I'm a hooker.
But, 200 dollars? Well... I DO want a new stereo.
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-08 23:12:28 EDT (#)
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bitches, all of you.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-05-08 22:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHORE!
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-08 22:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hooker.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-08 22:48:14 EDT (#)
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LOL... I already got to see a picture anyways.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-08 22:30:26 EDT (#)
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You were expecting me to look like a hooker? Sorry to disapoint!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-07 15:58:14 EDT (#)
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With this title, I really expect a picture...
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-01-16 18:20:57 EST (#)
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Ha, Captian... you like my smart mouth, eh?
Submitted by CaptainObvious (user info) at 2004-01-16 13:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this +2 is purely for this rating here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23180#344056
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-01-14 23:53:07 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-01-13 15:16:55 EST (#)
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Oh god... I had dated this one guy for 3 years, and after we broke up I moved back in with my parents. I started going to the gay bars a lot, with my gay-male friends. It was just fun.
One day my mom comes to me, "Corinne... it's really okay... I just want to hear it from you... are you gay?".
"No, mom, I'm not. You've MET a ton of my boyfriends, remember them?"
"Well, I just want you to know I'll love you, no matter what."
"Gee thanks. I'll let you know if I change my mind."
Submitted by Velouria (user info) at 2004-01-13 15:11:07 EST (#)
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I was asked if I was a lesbian once, but never a hooker. Maybe it's something to look forward to in my years.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-13 14:25:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this happened to me yesterday.
what?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-01-13 14:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Answer: yes
Submitted by LaNa (user info) at 2004-01-13 14:04:38 EST (#)
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Hey NotApologizing *giggle*
Go here... http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=107401307540026529
The odd thing... Gary's the only one who DIDN'T get pulled over!
I got pulled over on my way home... when I was driving down....
EIGHT MILE!
DETROIT WUT!?!
~LaNa :)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-01-13 14:02:20 EST (#)
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Snot... get with the program.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22914
Was your car working this morning? Lana said your battery was probably dead, and I wasn't polite enough to stick around and make sure.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-01-13 13:49:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LaNa-
So did you hear about what happened last nite?
Like a hero I saved the day. But they thought I was stashing pot!
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-01-13 13:43:50 EST (#)
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The delivery driver we have at work runs through the whole of MN and WI. Plus he was stationed in the Phillipines when he was a Marine. Every other story he tells is about some hooker.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-01-13 13:36:19 EST (#)
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Will, I agree, the other one was better, but I told this story last night and I had promised to post it today.
Damn that peer pressure.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-01-13 13:35:07 EST (#)
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Yes
Submitted by Slopster53 (user info) at 2004-01-13 13:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You best take that 200.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-01-13 13:33:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The mistook you for a Lot Lizard!
Submitted by LaNa (user info) at 2004-01-13 13:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot to mention the part about you wearing ripped fishnet stockings, a black leather mini skirt and a halter top... duh!
Breaker Breaker!
~LaNa :)
DETROIT WUT?!?!
Submitted by LaNa (user info) at 2004-01-13 13:30:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot to mention the part about you wearing ripped fishnet stockings, a black leather mini skirt and a halter top... duh!
Breaker Breaker!
~LaNa :)
DETROIT WUT?!?!
Submitted by Mclaiwo (user info) at 2004-01-13 13:26:57 EST (#)
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Funny. I used to work with truckers in high school. Every other story they told me involved a hooker.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-01-13 13:22:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah...good ploy! Play the innocent. Men pay more for someone they think hasn't been used.
I mean..er...
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-01-13 13:21:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked the other story you posted today better.
by posting this you knocked the better story off the front page...
wheres the pic?
Submitted by Ass Masta at 2004-01-13 13:19:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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