Iddqd Title- What Women Really Want (1109 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 1 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2004-01-13 14:03:50 EST
My life having been anally-raped by the overweight hillbilly of romance yet again, I thought I might share for the elucidation of the general populace what it is that women really look for in a man, first, last, and always.
Not that I'm bitter or anything.
"...It also says I have no dick, but you'll notice that follows the financial question,proving once more what women really look for."
-Jason Lee 'Mallrats'
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Submitted by Jackgar_Prime (user info) at 2004-07-15 02:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2 if only for the Mallrats reference, since Brodie fucking rules ass! Or rules fucking ass. Or rules ass-fucking. I dunno which one you'd prefer. >.> (I've often been compared to him actually. Go me.)
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-21 23:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-01-29 22:03:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's true, It's true. I broke up with my girlfriend a while ago, together for about 3 years, most of it a distance relationship because she is still in college, and I am stuck in Indo. Some stuff is coming out now that I can't believe (I don't know why I ever even talk to her now). She told me I need to learn how to spend my money, and I am too cheap? A vacation in Bali is cheap? A vacation in Australia is cheap? Always paying for food or drink is cheap? I think she meant I need to learn to spend my money on her(more jewelery and what not), instead of on us.
It is a little less complicated here, about two thirds of the women I meet I know they are probably going to want money the next day, I can live with that, what worries me now is the girls who don't want money, I always feel like they are going for the jackpot, and trying to get knocked up or hitched. I need to meet regular women again soon.
Submitted by Redrum (user info) at 2004-01-29 21:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry to hear that =\ At least you appreciate good humor though, as evidenced by the Brody quote. Women love that too, just find one you can woo with yours =) Good luck.
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-01-29 21:17:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Werewolves.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-14 15:20:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like you, Quartermain. And I don't kiss ass all that often.
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-01-14 15:08:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The picture is good. Women also really want wealth potential, so just use a lot of big words and you can get a dumb girl who is hot who can tell you could someday become rich.
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-01-13 16:48:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Quartermain,
If I could hug you, I would. Feel better, man.
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-13 16:24:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bullshit.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-01-13 15:09:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just when I was getting up, I got knocked over again.
Submitted by Velouria (user info) at 2004-01-13 15:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Would it make you feel better if I told you your font was sexy?
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-01-13 15:00:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You said you'd be maudlin for a few days, then be back to normal. I think you lied.
Buck up, Quartermain. You'll find a woman to love you---a REAL woman and not some kind of crazy golddigger.
SpikeGoddess